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 Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:50 pm
.... in which Cyrus is being held captive by his students because they are all jerk faces. ;___;
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:07 pm
 .:l Cyrus Hayden l:.
”If we see you smoking
We will assume you are on fire
Did these brats not understand sarcasm? Apparently not if they started throwing a hissy fit just because he gave them easy math. Ugh. They should be thankful that he was going easy on them. After all, Rosentale didn't have a math class until this late in the year, and it wasn't like he wanted to kill their brains on their first day of Algebra.
All these snarky comments were just asking for it. Cyrus glowered at his class. "I'm thirty-three, and I'm raising a kid. That ain't young."
"And if my 'kindergarden' review is that much of a 'fail', then I have no problem with assigning y'all something harder. In fact, how bout we do a test right now bout Cramer's rule?" He set to work on erasing the board and began replacing the problems with systems of equations. He looked over his shoulder when he heard some mention of tying him up and bluntly said. "If ya tie me up, I will.... throw something at you."
And take appropriate action.”
- Douglas Adams
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:22 pm
Tshila.Curari 
"Pfft! You can't throw things when you're tied up!" Tshila said, crossing her arms. "And also, I don't think you look thirty three. You look more like...twenty. I mean, eighteen! Definitely a student. A student pretending to be a teacher, or a pervert who broke into the school to teach preschool math to high schoolers!"
"You're totally trying to ruin our educations!"
Well, she didn't actually believe most of that but he seemed so irritated that she just couldn't help to tease. Silly cranky guy.
((Not my turn but I'm posting anyway. D=<))
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:24 pm
 "You know, I'm not much of a fighter, but..." Reilynn leapt up from her seat and jumped onto her chair and put one leg on the desk in front of her. She whipped out her paint brush and pointed it threateningly towards the imposter teacher. "I see you for who you are. You can't fool us!" Well, Reilynn wasn't sure if it was the truth or not but she was getting all caught up in the moment and was just kind of acting out of excitement.
"There comes a time to shout and leap.
Because this teacher may be a creep!
So if this man is in fact a lie!
Then we just need a rope to tie!" Reilynn called out. There was a poof and rope can falling from the sky. "Alright! Let's tie him up!"
Besides, Reilynn wasn't sure what the teacher was talking about so this seemed more fun than class. After all, it wasn't everyday she got to tie up a teacher. "...I'm a pretty darn good treasure hunter!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:36 pm
 ▂▃▄▅▆ Malade Bellerose ▆▅▄▃▂
"Don't hate me because I'm better than you. Hate me because I know it."
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
Wait. What the hell were they rambling on about? A student? A pervert? What. But, oh well. He didn't like this 'professor' and his... disrespectful way of teaching. He talked down to them and acted like they were useless, thumbsucking children. He was lucky he didn't shank him a couple times to teach him a lesson. Instead, Tshila came up with a much better way to get revenge on this stupid professor; tying him up. Ohh, he was definitely joining in on this.
He watched as Reilynn made up a really strange rhyme, wondering what in the world she was doing. "Oh," He accidentally mumbled out loud when he saw a bundle of rope appear in the air and start to fall. Well, he may as well be the one to strike first. He hopped over his desk and caught the rope just before it could get hit the ground.
"Someone, grab him!" He called out to the other students in the room, knowing he didn't exactly have the strength to hold the grown man down. So, instead, he quickly wrapped the rope around Cyrus once, just so he could at least keep his arms pinned to his sides.
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:20 pm
รคภเ  Sani didn't care much for math class. He hadn't learned it before and he didn't see a point for it unless it was counting how many girls he could – oh! OH! Tying someone up? Holding them down? People were going to let him do this?! “I'M ON IT!” He shouted out in pure glee and utter excitement as he jumped into the fray, hopping onto the teacher's desk and pouncing the man. He was pretty light, though, and he doubted the force of the fall would really do much, but.. well, he was an expert on clinging to people who really didn't want to be clung to! So, he held on tight and did his best to at least surprise the man long enough for the others to get started on tying him up. Meanwhile, he could grope the teacher's bottom and feel no guilt for it, since they asked him to do it! ..Not that he ever felt guilty doing that, but, eh, it was nice not being considered a pervert and just a helpful classmate!
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:13 pm
.:l Cyrus Hayden l:.
”If we see you smoking
We will assume you are on fire
Cyrus was definitely pulling a hissy fit now. Student? Pervert? This was completely degrading. He was supposed to be in charge here. Not the students! What kind of school was Rosentale anyway? "Are ya ******** kiddin' me?" He snapped, not even bothering to censor himself, as he slammed a hand down on his desk. "Fine! If ya like to think that, then go ahead. Who needs dis... disrespectful brats like y'all in the future?"
His blood pressure was rising with all these comments about him. Now he was a creep and a liar based off that stupid rhyming from Reginald. What next? He... shouldn't have thought that because now there was a rope. Okay, that was his cue to scram.
Cyrus managed to get one step back before he was suddenly wrapped in rope and glomped tackled. "Oof." He coughed out in surprise. These. Brats. Were. Insane. Coming from him, that was saying something because he did work with the crazies before, but that was nothing compared to these psychos. He needed to get out of here now!
Even with his arms bound, he still had his tail, legs, and head left. In other words, he was going to use them all for his escape. Cyrus took a deep breath before attempting to slam his head against the blonde monkey, throwing a foot out to catch the scrawny loudmouth in the shin, and using his tail to try to wrangle himself out of those ropes. If this went well, then he was getting a smoke after this. If not, then.... he was doomed.
And take appropriate action.”
- Douglas Adams
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:07 pm
Tshila.Curari Tshila watched in amusement as two boys jumped Cyrus and really didn't do much. She giggled a little. Wow. Such sissies. If she liked older men, she might just swoon at Cyrus being able to handle two teens clinging to him, without flinching...much. Oh, yes--she was very much aware Cyrus was who he claimed to be. She just liked pretending she didn't, because it was more fun! That was why she decided to join the fray...and tackle Malade, knocking him back slightly!
"Oh! Oops!" She said, grinning at him deviously. "Got the wrong one!" She released him, only just resisting the urge to knock him over. Instead, she turned away and pounced Cyrus from behind, doing her best to drag him down to the floor and sit on his tail. "Come on. Be a good little imposter and let us tie you up!" she teased.
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:04 pm
▂▃▄▅▆ Malade Bellerose ▆▅▄▃▂
"Don't hate me because I'm better than you. Hate me because I know it."
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
Malade winced and stumbled back when he felt a sharp pain in his shin, though he still kept a grip on the rope around the professor. He was thankful that the pervert decided to be useful for once and tried to help out, and actually felt a little bad for him when he watched him get headbutted by the professor. Only a little. It was still fairly amusing, even if he was in pain too.
He practically played tug-of-war with the professor's... tail!? Well, he fought with that tail to keep him bound in the rope, unable to tie him up anymore while he was struggling just to keep him still. He already wasn't strong as it was, so he couldn't hold on much longer... and then Tshila just had to make the whole thing worse.
"Gah! Be careful!" He growled out as he nearly toppled over, tightening his grip on the rope so it wouldn't slip away. Ugh, she was beginning to get on his nerves. He sighed in relief when she finally decided to stop being a pain in the a** and actually helped like everyone else, taking the chance to loop the rope around the professor a few more times before tying it off. "There. Keep holding down his tail," He ordered Tshila, not even bothering being nice to her anymore. If she was going to keep tormenting him like that, then he was just going to treat her like dirt as revenge.
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:57 pm
"You know, I'm not much of a fighter, but..."  Reilynn was pleased. For once it was actually a rope. She wasn't sure how long her rope could stay. If there was too much power or pressure or strain on the rope (it didn't require a lot since Reilynn was fairly weak to begin with), then the rope probably would break very easily. But she just needed to make sure the teacher didn't know that and that he didn't squirm too much or try to break his hands out of the rope since it would be very possible to do it.
So far, the other students were trying to hold down the imposter teacher. Reilynn wasn't sure if there would be any room for her to cling to him too. Reilynn was very good at clinging to people. "Alright! We have him down! Once he's in super stable condition, someone sit on him to be extra sure he doesn't move!" Reilynn suggested as she went over to the mob.
Reilynn felt that the teacher was nicely tied. Reilynn hurried over and crossed her arms in what she felt was an intimidating way."Who are you and what are you doing here?" Reilynn said coolly. "...I'm a pretty darn good treasure hunter!"
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