*FACETACTICALNUCLEARSTRIKE* gonk
I like reading news. I'd say a lot of us do. But have you ever read a story so batshit insane that you had to turn your head sideways and question whether or not you wanted to continue living on this planet?
That's where this thread comes in!!!
If you got a messed up, wacky, or just plain weird news story, post it here! All I ask is that no stories involving gore, death, or intentional injury to another person or pet.
Without further ado, let's begin! And what better way to begin than with...
Man Covered in Ketchup Arrested After Anti-Tourist Tirade!