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 Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:30 pm
Camphoreon City was a great place for a Rocket to go for a little bit of time off. Or for stealing Pokemon from random strangers.
Or both!
1337 was never the sort to be extremely discreet, and even with his time off, he looked almost the exact same as he did as his typical Rocket self. He wore a black jumpsuit, only this one wasn't adorned with a red R on his shoulder.
He easily slid into one of the more popular internet cafes. Some of the regulars recognized him, some greeting him with a half a wave from their little stations. None really budged from where they were, since they were too occupied with whatever they were working on.
Rather than take a seat immediately, the man began to seemingly drift through the area, large grin seeming to haunt his expression. What fun could he have today?
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:11 pm
Sisly barely spared a glance to the apparent regular who sauntered in, and only because he was really hard not to notice what with being a giant and flaunting a rather... unique sense of style. But she was busy.
She hadn't been in Camphoreon or even the region very long, and was trying to alleviate her poor financial planning in this great escape at the expense of the various other patrons of the internet cafe. Clumsily.
But she didn't seem too worried by her lack of finesse, except for the fumbling an unlit cigarette thing she couldn't seem to stop doing as she watched the information on her screen and tried to keep from looking noticeable or suspicious. Just another kid here to play games, and certainly not looking for anyone with crap PC security on the side.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:40 pm
Many people were invested in their own little projects. Some were working on school things, such as papers. Some were busy downloading videos and music. And quite a few were taking advantage of the high speed internet they couldn't get at home and playing games online. However, a dark haired girl managed to catch his attention.
It wasn't so much what she was doing immediately in the window she seemed to be focusing her attentions on. It was more about what she seemed distracted with (no matter how much she tried to hide it).
Naughty naughty... what a naughty girl...
Physically, she wasn't his type by any means. Immature looking and flat as a board, completely unappealing in his ever so humble and modest opinion.
With his glove, he rather quickly seemed to type out a message on what could only be described as an air keyboard.
On the girl's computer, a window soon enough popped up out of nowhere.
"A/S/L?"
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:51 pm
Sisly's eyebrows shot up on her forehead at the unprovoked window and sunk back down so she could pout. It wasn't the first time she'd been caught, she was just disappointed it was so soon. But half a second later she processed what had been typed and pondered if he was a whistleblower or just a troll.
"Har," She deadpanned and blew a stray strand of hair out of her face before responding with her usual kneejerk reaction to any unplanned situation, which was to just act like an idiot.
"12/m/my mom's house omg y r u in my comp? I wasn't looking at pr0n :<<<"
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:59 pm
She might have been flat as a board, but she definitely was a chick. She, in some manners, reminded him of one of his superiors at Team Rocket. However, she seemed smart enough to know how to avoid revealing too much on the internet.
He wouldn't out her just yet.
From his observation place, the man with the creepy grin replied to the answer.
"LOLOLOL, 12 YR OLD BOY WHO DUZ NOT LOOK @ PR0N?! INTERWEBZ IZ 4 PR0N!!!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:25 am
Sisly casually peeked around from under her shaggy bangs to catch the creepy grin and tried her best to size him up, but wasn't coming up with anything groundbreaking. Reading people was far from her strong suit anyway.
"OMG but jooz see my boner u padophile :CCCC Interwebz iz 4 catz."
As if to prove her point she pulled up a video which was just a series of clips of sleeping meowths in various poses and tried her hand at making it pop up on his screen, but with little confidence it wouldn't be slapped out of existence by some screw up on her part or his presumably superior security measures. It occurred to her that she should put her s**t into practice more often, but ugh that sounded like more effort than she usually wanted to put into things.
"y u wear ur sunglasses inside, MIB? hangoverz?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:19 am
"UR JUST JELUS THAT UR E-P33N IZ NOT AS AMAZING OF MY E-P33N!"
That was the instant response to the first message sent. The hacker didn't even bother to move from his spot, able to see what she was doing on her screen of her computer. God, she picked such a boring set of Meowth videos, she could have at least picked something blatantly annoying or trollish.
There was no way in hell she'd actually manage to get the video sent to his actual screen, however, he was standing near one of the general use computers. And that was where her series of sleeping meowths managed to go.
The mention of sunglasses caused his grin to spread a bit wider (if that was even humanly possible). She finally noticed him!
"Y U NOT OVR HERE & CHECKING 4 URSELF?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:37 am
"(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧"
Sisly would've been gravely insulted, if she was actually trying to be interesting. It wasn't her fault that was the first clip that showed up! but it was sort of her fault she didn't want to look any further. As funny as the troll was, he was unpredictable, and she knew a smarter person with more survival instincts would take this as a cue to leave.
Instead she just ripped a usb flashdrive from the side of her computer and hoped when she got to inspecting the information collected on it, she wouldn't find it riddled with malicious programming or pictures of dicks or something.
"LOLOLOL no thx i liek dis spot"
A quick glance to the actual human being behind the text updated her on the fact his facial muscles were apparently straining on his skull. Probably. For that show of teeth, it didn't look especially comfortable to hold. Sisly, in contrast, was slumped on the side of the table like she was too lazy to sit upright, and supported herself on one elbow while her other hand was lazily scrolling and clicking, and focusing more on her game now than 'previous activities'.
"So u gonna tell on me?"
She segued away from the trollish typing style, but she wasn't holding her breath for a serious answer. Instead she chewed on the end of the unlit cigarette and tried to go over worst case scenarios in her head to see if she could motivate herself to get concerned.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:13 pm
"I THINK U'D LIEK A SPOT IN MAI LAP"
He was a troll and a pervert, and though she wasn't physically his type, it didn't mean he couldn't be a pervert still. He turned to face her, rather blatantly, and patted a spot in his lap, letting her know that he was completely serious about his offer.
Yet, her own concern betrayed her with her own question. Without turning away, the man made it even more evident that he wasn't using the computer in front of him at all. He had one gloved hand out and merely seemed to type in the air on that invisible keyboard. There wasn't even a shift of expression upon his face as the message got sent to the girl.
"Y WUD I TATTLE ON A KINDRED SPIRIT? WUT WER U TRYIGN 2 ACHIEVE JUST NAO?"
Any who knew the hacker would actually note this was somewhat serious conversation compared to his usual MO.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:17 pm
"IDK it looks pretty uncomfortable >◔◡◔<"
At some point, a crooked semblance of a smile had found it's way to her face, but at the same time she wasn't being amazingly attentive. She did notice him patting the spot on his lap, but she'd also started lightly chewing on her headphone cord in lieu of the cig she didn't dare light out of fear someone would walk over and tell her to put it out. Sisly's mind wandered easily, especially when she was sitting at a PC for a long time with no snacks within reach.
">just askin.im singin 4 my supper :CCCC
>im just a poor boy
>nobody loves me"
It took another longing glance at the phantom bag of chips that wasn't there before she huffed and wrote again.
"and to fix my high score. but srsly worst vacation evar."
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:30 pm
"MAMA MIA MAMA MIA! ROFL WTF BBQ!!1@1!"
It was always a breath of fresh air when he was able to find another troll out there, since they tended to have his style of humor. Even if they weren't fully clones of himself, he found the conversations could easily last hours with the right trolls, just bouncing back and forth off of each other with their trollish antics.
"DUH WINNING!! I TAKE I U LIEK WINNING, AM I RITE?"
As he waited for a response, he pulled something out of his side pouch, which he hid in the palm of his hand for now.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:38 pm
"LOLOL WUT DUH LEADERBOARD IS ALL ME b***h"
And with that announcement, her crooked smile extended into a smarmy grin. As if it was a pending realization for her brain to get off her stomach for one second, she stopped letting her head float around on her arm like a dork and took notice of some s**t. Mostly the air typing from earlier.
"bro wat is that thing on ur arm holy s**t i want it."
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:54 pm
"I LY3K THAT LOOK ON UR FACE, ALL WINNING!!"
She seemed to finally be paying some attention to him. Her eyes seemed to glue themselves to his glove the moment she saw how he was using it. Making certain she was watching him, he blatantly typed his response slowly, so each letter would show up one at a time.
"U JEALOUS? BITCHES BE HATIN'!!"
He paused before opening his other hand and holding up the object in his hand. A simple lighter. Without any regard for the patrons or any rules of the facility, he flicked it so he lit it up with a small flame. Waving it about from side to side almost like he was watching a concert, he sent her another message that was a bit speedier than the first one in the typing department.
"U WANNA KNOW MOAR, U GOTTA c** SIT ON MAI LAP! ROFL!!!1@"
In as indiscreet a manner as he could, the man then stood himself up and seemed to almost parade himself up and out of the building, still waving the lighter from side to side.
Fortunately, there were some tables and chairs set up outside, which 1337 managed to claim quite quickly with his a**.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:05 pm
"BAAAW u whore i thought we were bros :'C"
She watched him tease, all the while pouting. Not a sexy girly pout but a 'pushing-the-limits-of forehead-muscles' pout like a bratty kid. And continued to pout. And watch. Aaaaaall the way as he relocated outside.
"UGFHASDKFJKL no go without an a** in ur lap? NONE AT ALL?!?" She mashed on her keyboard while her cheeks inflated, then slowly deflated, and her focus constantly shifted back to her computer to pretend she lost interest and back to his arm contraption with a twinkle of lust in her eye that was usually only reserved for toaster oven pizza.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:14 pm
Poor Sisly's computer. Soon enough, without even prompting it, her computer in blaring sound popped up a video. It was a trollish sort of song to pick, and the music video was just as trollish.
All the hacker had to offer was a repeated message, over and over and over again on the girl's screen.
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
Outside, the man was laughing quite heartily at the mischief he was easily able to pull off.
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