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 Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:41 pm
Won’t hear this
Won’t hear this
Won’t hear this
Won’t hear this
My my my ears are aching… so hard. Make me say “oh my lord” what is… this drivel here? Sounds like gibberish running through my ears.
Speak words, not textspeak. Makes you sound a really dumb geek.
Lowers your IQ to a fish, and that’s the reason why… I won’t hear this
I told you, man. Won’t hear this
Nothing but gibberish and you know….
I Won’t hear this
Cut off my ears, dude…
Won’t hear this
Yo gimme dat duct tape…
I won’t hear this
Talking like, you’re texting. This is real life not some nerdy computer game, son. I can’t and won’t believe my ears. The words you’re speaking make me shed some tears.
Somebody walks by you says “what’s up” you say “nm, u” and he’s like “what…. I don’t understand. I hear there’s a nerd convention in town, man”
You stare, then walk away. Thinking to yourself, “WTF, he just say?”
It’s hilarious, what I hear. But that kind of talk, I won’t hear.
Yo, I told you… won’t hear this
Just walk away now, man…. Won’t hear this
Yo pass the soap, gonna wash that mouth… won’t hear this
Writing essays… like you speak, keep it up and your future is bleak.
Even the teacher thinks you write like a geek. Just stop… spell out your words. What I’m hearing smells like turds.
You need… to read a book, or rent a phonics tape and get yourself hooked.
Your friends… worried that you speech is a sickness, or that nothing’s getting through cuz of the thickness (of your head)
That’s because I know…. Won’t hear this
Won’t hear this
Whoa-ohhh. Whoa-ohhh
Break it down.
(I was lyke “myob, will ya?”, “Oh rly”, “wtf”, “idk, my bff jack”, “omg and den I was lyke”, “That’s just dum”, l33t, h8, h8r, wat?)
STOP! Grammar time.
I’m gonna lose… my mind, Listening to your speak makes me wanna kick yo behind. just quit… cuz bro you don’t even know the half of it. You can’t keep talking this way, no one’s understand a single word you say. So just stop, drop and flip. Before, busta, I give you a fat lip. It’s like:
Bip
Bip
Bip
And it still goes on… won’t hear this
Look, dude… I won’t hear this
Can’t take this torture anymore, it’s crude. I won’t hear this
STOP FOR A MINUTE and take a break.
(I was lyke “myob, will ya?”, “Oh rly”, “wtf”, “idk, my bff jack”, “omg and den I was lyke”, “That’s just dum”, l33t, h8, h8r, wat?)
STOP. Grammar time.
Bff’s, and idk’s, oh rly and myob’s. if I start to say them, slap the hell outta me.
Now why did I ever… listen to this trash. On and on he want, ‘til I wanna kick his a**.
Just brainless bits of speech, that no one understands.
It’s shitty, it’s stupid, ugly. Gonna wash mouth with soap, man. Won’t hear this.
Won’t hear this
Won’t hear this
Whoa-oooohhhh
Yeah, Won’t hear this
Whoa-oh. Whoa-oh
Told you, won’t hear this.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:01 am
Samuel Grant Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Won’t hear this My my my ears are aching… so hard. Make me say “oh my lord” what is… this drivel here? Sounds like gibberish running through my ears. Speak words, not textspeak. Makes you sound a really dumb geek. Lowers your IQ to a fish, and that’s the reason why… I won’t hear this I told you, man. Won’t hear this Nothing but gibberish and you know…. I Won’t hear this Cut off my ears, dude… Won’t hear this Yo gimme dat duct tape… I won’t hear this Talking like, you’re texting. This is real life not some nerdy computer game, son. I can’t and won’t believe my ears. The words you’re speaking make me shed some tears. Somebody walks by you says “what’s up” you say “nm, u” and he’s like “what…. I don’t understand. I hear there’s a nerd convention in town, man” You stare, then walk away. Thinking to yourself, “WTF, he just say?” It’s hilarious, what I hear. But that kind of talk, I won’t hear. Yo, I told you… won’t hear this Just walk away now, man…. Won’t hear this Yo pass the soap, gonna wash that mouth… won’t hear this Writing essays… like you speak, keep it up and your future is bleak. Even the teacher thinks you write like a geek. Just stop… spell out your words. What I’m hearing smells like turds. You need… to read a book, or rent a phonics tape and get yourself hooked. Your friends… worried that you speech is a sickness, or that nothing’s getting through cuz of the thickness (of your head) That’s because I know…. Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Whoa-ohhh. Whoa-ohhh Break it down. (I was lyke “myob, will ya?”, “Oh rly”, “wtf”, “idk, my bff jack”, “omg and den I was lyke”, “That’s just dum”, l33t, h8, h8r, wat?) STOP! Grammar time. I’m gonna lose… my mind, Listening to your speak makes me wanna kick yo behind. just quit… cuz bro you don’t even know the half of it. You can’t keep talking this way, no one’s understand a single word you say. So just stop, drop and flip. Before, busta, I give you a fat lip. It’s like: Bip Bip Bip And it still goes on… won’t hear this Look, dude… I won’t hear this Can’t take this torture anymore, it’s crude. I won’t hear this STOP FOR A MINUTE and take a break. (I was lyke “myob, will ya?”, “Oh rly”, “wtf”, “idk, my bff jack”, “omg and den I was lyke”, “That’s just dum”, l33t, h8, h8r, wat?) STOP. Grammar time. Bff’s, and idk’s, oh rly and myob’s. if I start to say them, slap the hell outta me. Now why did I ever… listen to this trash. On and on he want, ‘til I wanna kick his a**. Just brainless bits of speech, that no one understands. It’s shitty, it’s stupid, ugly. Gonna wash mouth with soap, man. Won’t hear this. Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Whoa-oooohhhh Yeah, Won’t hear this Whoa-oh. Whoa-oh Told you, won’t hear this. Okay I will admit this threw me off guard a bit until I sat back and read it and wow it seem's hilarous to even me.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:31 pm
meta-madness Samuel Grant Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Won’t hear this My my my ears are aching… so hard. Make me say “oh my lord” what is… this drivel here? Sounds like gibberish running through my ears. Speak words, not textspeak. Makes you sound a really dumb geek. Lowers your IQ to a fish, and that’s the reason why… I won’t hear this I told you, man. Won’t hear this Nothing but gibberish and you know…. I Won’t hear this Cut off my ears, dude… Won’t hear this Yo gimme dat duct tape… I won’t hear this Talking like, you’re texting. This is real life not some nerdy computer game, son. I can’t and won’t believe my ears. The words you’re speaking make me shed some tears. Somebody walks by you says “what’s up” you say “nm, u” and he’s like “what…. I don’t understand. I hear there’s a nerd convention in town, man” You stare, then walk away. Thinking to yourself, “WTF, he just say?” It’s hilarious, what I hear. But that kind of talk, I won’t hear. Yo, I told you… won’t hear this Just walk away now, man…. Won’t hear this Yo pass the soap, gonna wash that mouth… won’t hear this Writing essays… like you speak, keep it up and your future is bleak. Even the teacher thinks you write like a geek. Just stop… spell out your words. What I’m hearing smells like turds. You need… to read a book, or rent a phonics tape and get yourself hooked. Your friends… worried that you speech is a sickness, or that nothing’s getting through cuz of the thickness (of your head) That’s because I know…. Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Whoa-ohhh. Whoa-ohhh Break it down. (I was lyke “myob, will ya?”, “Oh rly”, “wtf”, “idk, my bff jack”, “omg and den I was lyke”, “That’s just dum”, l33t, h8, h8r, wat?) STOP! Grammar time. I’m gonna lose… my mind, Listening to your speak makes me wanna kick yo behind. just quit… cuz bro you don’t even know the half of it. You can’t keep talking this way, no one’s understand a single word you say. So just stop, drop and flip. Before, busta, I give you a fat lip. It’s like: Bip Bip Bip And it still goes on… won’t hear this Look, dude… I won’t hear this Can’t take this torture anymore, it’s crude. I won’t hear this STOP FOR A MINUTE and take a break. (I was lyke “myob, will ya?”, “Oh rly”, “wtf”, “idk, my bff jack”, “omg and den I was lyke”, “That’s just dum”, l33t, h8, h8r, wat?) STOP. Grammar time. Bff’s, and idk’s, oh rly and myob’s. if I start to say them, slap the hell outta me. Now why did I ever… listen to this trash. On and on he want, ‘til I wanna kick his a**. Just brainless bits of speech, that no one understands. It’s shitty, it’s stupid, ugly. Gonna wash mouth with soap, man. Won’t hear this. Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Whoa-oooohhhh Yeah, Won’t hear this Whoa-oh. Whoa-oh Told you, won’t hear this. Okay I will admit this threw me off guard a bit until I sat back and read it and wow it seem's hilarous to even me. a parody to Weird Al's parody of the MC Hammer song, can't touch this.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:07 pm
Samuel Grant meta-madness Samuel Grant Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Won’t hear this My my my ears are aching… so hard. Make me say “oh my lord” what is… this drivel here? Sounds like gibberish running through my ears. Speak words, not textspeak. Makes you sound a really dumb geek. Lowers your IQ to a fish, and that’s the reason why… I won’t hear this I told you, man. Won’t hear this Nothing but gibberish and you know…. I Won’t hear this Cut off my ears, dude… Won’t hear this Yo gimme dat duct tape… I won’t hear this Talking like, you’re texting. This is real life not some nerdy computer game, son. I can’t and won’t believe my ears. The words you’re speaking make me shed some tears. Somebody walks by you says “what’s up” you say “nm, u” and he’s like “what…. I don’t understand. I hear there’s a nerd convention in town, man” You stare, then walk away. Thinking to yourself, “WTF, he just say?” It’s hilarious, what I hear. But that kind of talk, I won’t hear. Yo, I told you… won’t hear this Just walk away now, man…. Won’t hear this Yo pass the soap, gonna wash that mouth… won’t hear this Writing essays… like you speak, keep it up and your future is bleak. Even the teacher thinks you write like a geek. Just stop… spell out your words. What I’m hearing smells like turds. You need… to read a book, or rent a phonics tape and get yourself hooked. Your friends… worried that you speech is a sickness, or that nothing’s getting through cuz of the thickness (of your head) That’s because I know…. Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Whoa-ohhh. Whoa-ohhh Break it down. (I was lyke “myob, will ya?”, “Oh rly”, “wtf”, “idk, my bff jack”, “omg and den I was lyke”, “That’s just dum”, l33t, h8, h8r, wat?) STOP! Grammar time. I’m gonna lose… my mind, Listening to your speak makes me wanna kick yo behind. just quit… cuz bro you don’t even know the half of it. You can’t keep talking this way, no one’s understand a single word you say. So just stop, drop and flip. Before, busta, I give you a fat lip. It’s like: Bip Bip Bip And it still goes on… won’t hear this Look, dude… I won’t hear this Can’t take this torture anymore, it’s crude. I won’t hear this STOP FOR A MINUTE and take a break. (I was lyke “myob, will ya?”, “Oh rly”, “wtf”, “idk, my bff jack”, “omg and den I was lyke”, “That’s just dum”, l33t, h8, h8r, wat?) STOP. Grammar time. Bff’s, and idk’s, oh rly and myob’s. if I start to say them, slap the hell outta me. Now why did I ever… listen to this trash. On and on he want, ‘til I wanna kick his a**. Just brainless bits of speech, that no one understands. It’s shitty, it’s stupid, ugly. Gonna wash mouth with soap, man. Won’t hear this. Won’t hear this Won’t hear this Whoa-oooohhhh Yeah, Won’t hear this Whoa-oh. Whoa-oh Told you, won’t hear this. Okay I will admit this threw me off guard a bit until I sat back and read it and wow it seem's hilarous to even me. a parody to Weird Al's parody of the MC Hammer song, can't touch this. Weird AL!!! You said enough.
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