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 Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:11 pm
This is going to be way too much fun... Forums for the crazies. biggrin Quote: Drazora: Okay, so what exactly is it that's been causing you lot to drive me insane? The_Great_Erin: Simple. Elementary. Easy. BECAUSE WE BLOODY WELL FEEL LIKE IT. biggrin MysteriousFigure: For once she got something correct. Someone give her a cookie. The_Great_Erin: YAY! COOKIE! biggrin Drazora: That was an insult, you clod! >_o* The_Great_Erin: ...No cookie? crying Drazora: No, Erin, no cookie. -_-; Erin has an over-inflated ego.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:57 pm
Koopa, you're bleedin' hilarious. rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:34 am
Raincrow Koopa, you're bleedin' hilarious. rofl I'm glad to see that I'm not the only amused by my random imaginings. mrgreen It really does my heart proud.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:42 pm
... I actually have a harder time doing this than some of you, for the sole reason that most of the characters I want to use are rather against technology in general ._. In TomK, mages have an inherent distrust of SOME form of technology. For most, it's weapons, but people like Lyshev are extremely anti-tech, and therefore computer illiterate. BUT: all is not lost. There's still plenty of characters that are willing to use the computer! *ebil grin* Sorry ahead of time for Seishak's language :XP: Quote: TO: Roger Norrington (rnorrington@NOST.org) FROM: Seishak Rydal (desolate_soul@dbpu.com) SUBJECT: Shove off, a*****e Mr. Norrington, As I'm sure you are aware, your little declaration of war has caused a lot of needless tension between both mages and techs. I, personally, am offended that you are under the impression that all mages are extremists and unable to even operate a computer. So, I am using this opportunity to contact you and, shall we say, educate you about the Rydal family. You, sir, have just royally pissed off the most powerful and influential family in the world. The Rydals have, in the past few generations, tried to stay out of politics, but it's obvious that our ancestors have given us a bad reputation as tyrants. If you want tyrants, you are damn well about to get them, a*****e. You have just put my lover's very life in danger, and I will do whatever it takes to make sure I kill you with my own bare hands. I'm certain you'll be amused to note that I am still perfectly capable of burning things even without the presence of magick. Now... lastly, there is a tiny little matter even I might have overlooked, had certain things not recently changed in my life. You say that religion is dead, and the gods never existed. I say: BULLSHIT. You want to know why the Rydal family got to be so powerful? Because, we really are descended from our namesake. You're bringing the full fury of two gods, a demigod, and the heir to the throne of the underworld on your own a**. Not to mention several necromancers and dark mages that are currently alive - and are still capable of using magick, no matter what you think you may have done to prevent it. See you in hell, ******** Rydal Quote: TO: Seishak Rydal (desolate_soul@dbpu.com) FROM: Roger Norrington (rnorrington@NOST.org) SUBJECT: RE:Shove off, a*****e Dear Mr. Rydal: Bring it on. Sincerely, Roger Norrington, NOST CEO
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:41 am
Rimbaum, the emails are so classic! I love it! mrgreen rofl More from the SIA chatroom: Quote: kmeadows: We have a security breach in the Alpha Team office. bsilverwebb: Care to describe the nature of said breach? kmeadows: sweatdrop hgrabecorten: There's a squirrel in the ductwork. tlark: I have to hear... how is this a security breach? kmeadows: It's been trying to KILL us! bsilverwebb: There's a homocidal squirrel in your office? lhalfelven: Laugh while ye may, it has journeyed forth unto yer office! tlark: rofl I love how you talk, man! nniclen: Bertram, this squirrel is violent. It tried to bite me! gonk bsilverwebb: How the hell did a squirrl get inside the building? tlark: *squirrel* pstandish: twisted I let it in. It's part of my evil plot to take over the building. kmeadows: Not funny! kmeadows: It came in through an open window. hgrabecorten: Pockets is stalking it. hlakes: OMG! It's got Bertram! eek bsilverwebb: Security breach resolved. Clean up, aisle two. kmeadows: What... did you do to it? tlark: rofl I'll just warn you... don't eat the fried chicken in the cafeteria today. kmeadows: eek
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:18 pm
Koopa, you crack me up. rofl
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:10 am
Raincrow Koopa, you crack me up. rofl Thank you. mrgreen I'll post more when I think them up.
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:58 pm
I finally found some inspiration for one of these at work today. You could say I got struck by...the Dinner Roll of Inspiration. *cheesy smile* Quote: From: Eya, Kyril; 5th Floor To: Academy Dormitory Residents; All Floors Subject: Declaration of War! Dear Residents of Floor 4: It has been three long years since we, as a collective student body, first met under this respectible roof and together began our long journey towards graduation. Three years in which we, the residents of Floor 5, have suffered the excruciating wait at every mealtime, during which the entirety of Floor 4 crowds down to the mess hall and siezes first pick of the food, dishes, and seats, (as well as consuming every last dinner roll available!) while the upper floors wait, starving, for their turn to dine. For far too long have you gloried in your position as the closest floor to the mess hall, and for this offense, we, the residents of Floor 5, hereby declare war upon the residents of Floor 4. This dispute will not be settled until the residents of the upper dormitories are granted equal rights and privilages! Prepare yourselves! -Kyril Eya, Chief Commander of Floor 5 From: Gainsley, Grace; 6th Floor To: Eya, Kyril; 5th Floor Subject: Re: Declaration of War! Impressive speech, Girlie. You've got them quaking in their standard-issue boots, now. From: Salver, Krieg; 5th Floor To: Eya, Kyril; 5th Floor Subject: Re: Declaration of War! This has to be the supidest idea you've come up with so far, Eya. From: Silias, Vitae; 5th Floor To: Salver, Krieg; 5th Floor Subject: Re: Re: Declaration of War! There have been worse ideas. Trust me. >>>Krieg Salver 3/02/507 10:45 PM>>> This has to be the supidest idea you've come up with so far, Eya. From: Harken, Rall; 4th Floor To: Academy Dormitory Residents; All Floors Subject: Challenge Accepted! Let it be known that the residents of the 4th floor of the Emperor's Academy Dormitory accept the challenge presented to them by the residents of the 5th floor. As of breakfast tomorrow, the Academy mess hall is officially declared a war zone. Outside parties are encouraged to flee to the designated refugee mess hall (see: practice courts). Let the War of the Dinner Roll begin! -Rall Harken, Head Honcho of Floor 4 I'll probably at least attemt to continue this. ninja
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:08 am
rofl Rae, that was terrific!
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:23 am
hmltwin rofl Rae, that was terrific! Thanks! *does the Snoopy Dance*
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:23 pm
What happens when my characters meet AIM.Quote: time_goddess_girl_iris23637 has entered the channel.
badnews has entered the channel.
I'mTooSexyForMyPants has entered the channel.time_goddess_girl_iris23637: hi guys!I'mTooSexyForMyPants: MY EYES MY EYES time_goddess_girl_iris23637: ????/badnews: Try picking a font color that won't make our eyes bleed, you bint.time_goddess_girl_iris23637: o srrytime_goddess_girl_iris23637: Better?badnews: Mildly.time_goddess_girl_iris23637: you're such a grouchwad, janusI'mTooSexyForMyPants: ROFFLE rofl grouchwad, lol badnews: Rot, Kace. Rot.BoogerBunnies has entered the channel.BoogerBunnies: HELLO EVERYONEBoogerBunnies: WAIT WHY ARE MY LETTERS BIG?badnews: Turn off the capslock, Kasume. It's the button beside the 'a'.BoogerBunnies: cool beans, thx. 4laugh time_goddess_girl_iris23637: OMIGOSH HI KASUME~~~! ^______________^BoogerBunnies: IRIS!!!!!!!!!11 ^____________________________________^I'mTooSexyForMyPants: Aww. how ... sweet? badnews: That's one word for it.I'mTooSexyForMyPants: lol I'mTooSexyForMyPants: now, I have brought u all here to discus something improtant I'mTooSexyForMyPants: importnt* I'mTooSexyForMyPants: importent* I'mTooSexyForMyPants: impor......... ******** style="color: red"> badnews: ... time_goddess_girl_iris23637: ARC!!!!!BoogerBunnies: put a copper in the swear jar!!'I'mTooSexyForMyPants: whatever I'mTooSexyForMyPants: neway ultimatehottie12805632 has entered the channel.ultimatehottie12805632: CLICK HERE FOR FREE LESBIAN PORN!ultimatehottie12805632 has left the channel.time_goddess_girl_iris23637: O_________________________Obadnews: Click on that and I'll strangle you with your spinal cord, Kasume.BoogerBunnies: Whats a lesbian?badnews: Nothing important. Keep going, Kace.badnews: ...?time_goddess_girl_iris23637: arc r u there??//I'mTooSexyForMyPants: brb guys smile I'mTooSexyForMyPants has left the channel.BoogerBunnies: aww whered arc go?badnews: To the world of free lesbian porn, no doubt.time_goddess_girl_iris23637: lets rp!!1BoogerBunnies: kay u go first!badnews: ...time_goddess_girl_iris23637: okay my char profile: name: autumn summer jadis sparkling moonlight darkhelm age: 235 thousand yrs occupation: assassin & runaway princessbadnews has left the channel.time_goddess_girl_iris23637: history: was abandoned by parents and raised as a thief intime_goddess_girl_iris23637: Aww man, janus left!BoogerBunnies: uhoh I think shes madBoogerBunnies: g2gtime_goddess_girl_iris23637: waitBoogerBunnies has left the channel.time_goddess_girl_iris23637: sad
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:17 am
Genius, Erika. Genius. rofl
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