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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:28 pm
Yo! Your captain pirated another idea off of the Final Fantasy forums, where I happen to lurk when I don't exist here while online. ninja
Existing to make a parody slightly or just to laugh for a while... it goes like this!
Say since I'm the first poster, I give a very stupid question like...
Q: What's Anna's middle name.
And then Cap-san replies:
A: Elizabeth Gonzo Forknight (or something equally stupid/funny)
but when that happens, you give another stupid question for people to answer like you did! Simple, ya?
RAWR.
First question:
Q: What did Anna really want to name Lloyd when she first learned she was pregnant?
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:31 pm
A. Gertrude.
xD
I ask one now, right?
Q. Why does Yggdrasill really grow out his pantene-rich hair?
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:06 pm
A. He's going to sell it on eBay to the hairless girls and make a fortune.
Q. Who came up with the name "Desians" and why the hell did they pick that?!
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:01 pm
A: The founders threw a handful of magnetic letters onto the fridge. They kept the name because it was Tuesday.
Q: How much hair gel do Kratos and Lloyd use to keep their hair that spiky?
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:04 pm
A: 100 containers of extra-sticky triple hold gel.
Q: What does Yggdrasill do in his spare time?
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:20 am
A. Dry-Clean his spandex. (is never works out too well)
Q. Does Zelos like coconuts?
~Dark_Hedgehog
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:22 am
A. 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, all of them are standing in a row- Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...'
Yes. He does. xD
Q. Why does Kvar have such squinty eyes? ;o
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:59 am
A. As Tardeh says, he glued them shut by accident when he was young.
Q. How many Thasourouses(..O.o sp?) has Magnius gotten over the Christmas' from the other Cardinals?
(>> I have nothing else better to do than be on Gaia today. Damn being grounded XD;; )
~Dark_Hedgehog
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:17 pm
A: 34, but he gave them out as party favors when he through his last birthday party.
Q: Where did Kratos and Anna get married?
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:48 pm
A. Asgard Ranch. Kvar SUSPECTED that there was something odd about his mages...
Q. What possesed Zelos to become such a casanova?
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:10 pm
A: A kid made a bet with him in elementary school to see who'd get the most girls by the time they hit 30. If he wins, he gets 10000000000 gald, and if he loses, he has to become a monk.
Q: So, does Forcystus have a middle name? If so, what is it?
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:30 am
A: Billy Joe Bob. His parents were red necks, ya know.
Q: What does Genis do in Otaku_Mandy's bedroom when she's at school?
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:48 pm
A. Mastrubate, what else? >>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Q. What's Pronyma's favorite food and why?
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:14 pm
A: Pizza, because it reminds her of all the acne that Mithos had growing up, and she just wants to eat all of Yggdrasil. domokun
Q: Who named the worlds Sylverant and Tethe'alla?
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:59 pm
A. Yuan. He has trouble sleeping.
Q. ...why don't any of the minor characters have last names?
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