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He knew, in his heart of hearts, in his six valved heart, that he should not have touched that tiny, golden little seed.

But he had seen it, and it had been shiny.

All other things ceased to take priority: it was time to be the guardian of justice, and punish all the guilty in the world!

"Unforgivable! A Sailor-suited Pretty Crusader against Guilt: Sailor Pyramid! In the name of halloween, I will punish you!"

Gosh, and he sure sounded excited.

"Don't be ridiculous, desu!" was Ash's reply, pointing his fingers in a sideways v in front of his helm. My, it was a bit drafty, but that was to be expected with such a short skirt.

"I fight to punish those that run from their guilt! Together, we can--"

Ash had seen the SNAKE.

"Oh sweet Jack!" He advanced upon this stranger with the snake, reaching out to pet it, completely sure that they wouldn't bite. "Hi there, you! Do you serve those of us championing for good and justice?"

Biskoto wouldn't bite, unless you're a huge juicy kushi-kushi, so she just kira-kira'ed at Ash and nodded, "Oh, of coursssse, darling! I ssssslither on the side of all that is good and pure!" If she had limbs, she would be posing dramatically by now.

"We are with you, my friend," Thanatos smiled, and placed a hand on Ash's shoulder, "Together, we will make the world a better place, ne?"

Ash cooed at the big nice snakey, petting her as if she were some sort of large, over sized cat.

"We will prevail, as the guardians of all that is pure and good in the worl--"

Ash whipped their head to look at the newcomer, lips down-turned underneath their helm.

"Villain! Are you a member of the league of extraordinary desu, the association that will lead us all to kawaii nirvana?!"

YEAH. ASH DIDN'T THINK SO.

Thanatos raised an eyebrow at the boil who was staring at them, before making a little twirl. You know, just for show.

"I believe that he is someone standing in the way of JUSTICE and LOVE, my comrade!" He exclaimed, flipping his hair and then pointing at the ghoul who had joined them, his skirt fluttering in the wind as he frowned, "She must be his accomplish! Look! She is trying to poison us."

The sound was faint at first, an occasional clicking that might have just been the sound of lights flickering on and off. But as it grew louder, a tak tak tak and haphazard scraping across the floor, it was all too evident what was going on. It was the sound of four score of excited nails rapidly advancing, the sound of a force impossible to stop.

It was the sound of a puppy stampede.



They came skidding around the corridor and leapt upon Ash as if attracted to him by magnets (mystical contraptions about which very little is known). Three small, fiery, sparkling buttwinged hellhound illusions and a knee-high Cerberus wearing frills and gems all barked and nipped at him, dancing around like stopping might kill them.

And it did, for the illusions; as soon as they obediently sat at the Sailor Phead's feet, they disappeared into poof of glitter and colored smoke.

"Ash! Hey, Ash!" chimed the remaining pup, tripping over one of his ribbons. "I can't let you fight these things alone! Here, take this!"

He stood up on his back paws and craned his neck to offer up the object: a pen, covered in both holographic heart print and dog drool, with a red pompom haphazardly glued to the top.

Thackery looked awfully proud of himself.

"YEAH, WE'RE JACKING KAWAII," He yelled loudly in reply to JD, and for a moment, it was as if there were sparkles and roses in his and Ash's background. That soon vanished when he heard something coming towards them - the sight of something kawaii and fluffy. Very kawaii and fluffy. He raised an eyebrow, and prodded Ash on his arm, "Is that your magical familiar, my desu comrade?"

He narrowed his eyes at the whiny ghoul, and placed his hands on his waist; due to the fact that his schoolghoul uniform was a little tight though, there was a loud ripping noise as the buttons were ripped clean off - don't question it, don't you dare question it - and his chest was exposed. There was a moment of silence, and then he posed; if he was in his normal attire, it would probably be a lady charmer. Now? Now it probably looked a little disturbing.

"So. Jacking. Kawaii."

Meanwhile, Biskoto had took to staring at the non-kawaii boil - emotion_kirakira - when it suddenly occurred to her who he was. He was... He was Johnny Danger! The prince of every ghoul's - and snake's, apparently - dream! That JD! She swooned with a delighted hiss, and would blush if snakes could, "JD, PRINCE OF THE DARK NIGHT! MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, DARLING?! Ohhh! COULD I HAVE A HUG TOO?" No wasn't an option.