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 Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:46 pm
INTRODUCING FIRST....
Rules--
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Pin: Page 5+
Finisher: Page 3+
DQ: Off
Falls Count Anywhere
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:32 am
You think you know me?
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, NANA NA NA NA...
On this day, I see clearly.
Everything has come to life.
Bitter place, where we both can dream;
and we leave it all behind...
*'Metalingus' hit, the lights were flashing and the New York crowd was riling, as smoke rose from the mouth of the ramp, the Rated R Superstar's song played, loud with booming effects. Edge walked out with a beanie cap and a vest, instead of the trench coat with shades combination. Edge thought of making an innovation. Through the smoke he walked, on the ramp he walked. Edge, at the middle of the rampway, stopped; and planted his feat. With the separation of the legs, Edge put his head and arms down. His hair hanged, as he waited for the queue.*
[FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO CANADA, WEIGHING IN 245 POUNDS.... THE EXECUTION CHAMPION, THE RATED-R SUPERSTARRRRR,,,, EDGE!!!!!]
*Upon hearing his introduction, Edge threw his arms in the air and make devil horn signs, with fireworks rising behind his back; and the crowd cheering 'EDGE, EDGE, EDGE'. The Rated-R Superstar, after a 5 second pause, lowered his arms. He kept on walking down the ring. Edge, who had his championship belt on his waist, grabbed his belt and un-hooked it so he could grab it and put it on his shoulder. Before entering the ring, he put the gold in his hands and slid in the four-cornered ring. Edge sprung up and went to a corner. He got on it and made more devil horns. Edge gave his championship to the referee, the official of the match, as he took off his beanie cap and vest. Edge got in the corner as his song died down. The lights went back to normal, as the lewd, crude and tattooed superstar waited for his opponent, the TNWE champion, and other half of the Undisputed championship belt, John Cena. The wait made Edge pull his hair back, flicker his wrists, pace the squared ring.
J.R: This gonna be a hell of a slobber knocker,
King: Yeah! No holds barred, falls count anywhere, baby!
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:58 am
[YOUR TIME IS UP. MY TIME IS NOW *DJ SPIN* WORD LIFE THIS BASIC THUGANOMICS.]   John Cena was shown on top of the ramp doing his 'Word Life' pose. He was shown wearing his Nike Sneakers, Red and White basketball jersey with his Lock Chain, and red shorts, with his red hat and the TNWE champion worn as a belt. He ran down the ramp rapidly while he was being introduced by Lillian Garcia while he was being introduced into the ring his theme song lowers down.[COMING TO THE RING, FROM WEST NEWBURY, MASSACHUSETTS. WEIGHING IN 251 POUNDS.... THE TNWE CHAMPIOOOON.... JOHN CENAAA!!!~~] John Cena slid into the ring and went up the turnbuckle, he raised his TNWE champion up really high and started pounding it. Cena went down from the turnbuckle and gave his championship to a TNWE person thingy majiggy and went to his side of the ring and waiting for the bell to ring..... JR: Shiiiit... King: *Smokes some weed*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:40 am
*The two got ready. The bell rang as Edge went for a punch to Cena's face*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:45 am
John Cena moved back from the punch and flipped Edge off
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Adam Joseph Copeland generated a random number between
1 and 6 ...
1!
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:44 pm
*Edge got mad, and went for __________ punches to Cena's face*
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John FeIix Anthony Cena generated a random number between
1 and 10 ...
8!
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:13 pm
Cena got punched in the face once. John Cena went for ___ punches back.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:37 pm
*Edge fell down after the 8th punch. The damage was light so he got up quickly and went for a chop to Cena's chest*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:03 pm
Cena got chopped in the chest
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:22 pm
*Edge also went for a big boot to Cena's face!*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:26 pm
John Cena side stepped the big boot.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:34 pm
*Edge's leg went out of the ring!*
DAMN NUKKUH!
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:36 pm
John Cena clapped as Edge faied his big boot. He than continued to put lotion on his boozoom and fapfap.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:40 pm
*Edge's leg went back in as he had some pain in his crotch.*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:43 pm
John Cena tried to throw the lotion at Edge's crotch.
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