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 Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:57 am
o1. Table of Contents
o2. Basic Food
o3. Basic Food [[ Desserts ]]
o4. Rare Food
o5. Event Food
o6. Retired Food
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:20 pm
 1. Gouda To Meet You :: 1,500G :: What are those green spots?... Well, what doesn't kill you seems to make you a little creepier. Or just really pale, in light of the awful smell.
2. King Wiener :: 1,500G :: Not really sure why, but eating this hotdog seems to make you ... manlier, somehow.3. Crab Cakes :: 1,000G :: The best part of fried crab is that it seems to taste like chicken. With a sort of... cranky aftertaste.4. Artichoke :: 1,000G :: I heard that eating green stuff makes you smart, or something.5. Pork Dumpling :: 3,000G :: When you bite in, it oozes. Then attracts panda bears. 6. BBQ Steak :: 1,500G :: Sometimes seared meat is just what it takes. It's kind of rare and bloody, though... 7. Puny Shrimp :: 1,500G :: It's almost like chicken, except it's definitely not. Because it's shrimp. 8. Bologna sandwich :: 1,500G :: A crustless sandwich containing only a questionable meat-like substance. A classic! Seriously though, if you eat this we're going to doubt your integrity. 9. Sunny Breakfast :: 1,500G :: I'd smile all the time if you made me breakfast, ever. Especially for dinner! 10. Tea Tostums :: 2,000G :: A breakfast cereal with all the best parts of tea and toast. Sometimes it twinkles as if it understands the mysteries of the universe. 11. Spam Roll :: 2,000G :: Certain people think that dressing something up and calling it food actually makes it edible. We call them "crazies." Or "Vit." Denial is bliss.12. Octo-Sausage :: 1,500G :: Now surf 'n turf has new meaning. It's a meat... and also represents aquatic life! What a wild card. [[ Fruit ]] 1. 2. 1. Peach Fuzz :: 1,500G :: It's a peach that seems to encourage... specific hair growth..?2. Banana Pepper :: 1,500G :: It's a pepper, but also a banana.[[ Beverages ]] 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 1. Protein Milk :: 750G :: Well, at least it provides the essential nutrients. And it comes in such a convenient, adorable pack? 2. Modtini :: 1,000G :: Drinking this seems to spawn sudden piercings. The more you have, the more you get, but it doesn't appear to have any reason to its rhyme. If fed to infants, it's a non-alcoholic version...! 3. Pink Lemonade :: 4,000G :: There are special requirements for this beverage. It's just what anyone needs on a hot summer day, if they want to add colour to their life. 4. Bubble Tea - Rose :: 2,000G :: It's an acquired taste. But it's so pretty, how could you not love it? ; A; 5. Le Vrai Mouton :: 2,500G :: Ca ne goute pas comme des moutons, mais c'est assez cute que Facey serait contente de l'avoir quand meme. Probably more. Sheep flavour? Ew. No ty.6. Blueberry Smoothie :: 1,500G :: A tasty blue drink of blended frozen fruit and ice cream. It never seems to melt. 7. Fizzy Water :: 1,000G :: Sometimes you just want to quench your thirst. But in an exotic way. This accomplishes neither. 8. Glass Half Full :: 1,500G :: It's definitely chocolate milk, and the world looks like a better place for it.9. Glass Half Empty :: 1,500G :: Is that orange juice? No one likes orange juice!
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:21 pm
[[ Desserts ]] 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 1. Naughty Cupcake :: 1,500G :: It's kinky, it's raunchy, it's making no excuses for its behaviour. 2. Pumpkin Cuppycake :: 2,000G :: The most delicious cupcake imaginable. It reminds you of the carnival, for some reason. 3. Alice's Chocolate :: 1,000G :: It's so simple, but so delicious. Because it's from Alice, some of his intelligence probably rubbed off. 4. Lonely Cherry Timbit :: 1,000G :: This one never gets picked, because it is disgusting. I imagine that makes it sad, because all the other timbits are freaking delicious. 5. Slow Your Roll :: 5,000G :: An eclair has never made you feel so very... sleepy, before. Seems like the perfect food if you just want to stay cute forever, even while you keep on aging! 6. Berry Tart :: 2,000G :: That slice of peach looks delicious, but I'm in it for the blueberries. It reminds you of summer. 7. Cotton Candy :: 3,000G :: Every bite is like a tuft of sweet cloud. Seems like sometimes it attracts cute sheep, other times it just reminds you of sleep. Lots, and lots of sleep. 8. IcySweet :: 1,000G :: It melts too fast, but there's a delicious milk ice-cream core. Reminds you of a favourite childhood show.9. Choco-Mint :: 2,000G :: This scoop of ice-cream is so soft you never want it to end. Something about it says refined.10. Light Vanilla Cake :: 2,500G :: A yummy white cake that doesn't seem to have any weight to it. Angelic, pale, something-- you figure it out.11. Tough Cookie :: 1,500G :: Careful, those aren't chocolate chips OR raisins... They're steel nails. It's not very badass to say you got those scars from a cookie.12. The Destroyer :: 2,000G :: At first we thought it was honey on a stick and then it was a huge cheeseburger and now it's honey on a stick again because we said so. The bees are mad. You are sticky. Or glowy. You look kind of toxic-glowy.13. Chocolate Coins :: 2,000G :: Cheap chocolate wrapped in gold foil. At least they make you feel wealthier. Enjoy your bling while it lasts.14. Novelty Miltank :: 1,500G :: It poops chocolate-covered raisins. They melt suspiciously fast and you're going to look nasty if you keep eating them. Just saying.15. Shaved Ice :: 3,000G :: A perfect chilly summer treat that is tasty and makes you perpetually cold! Deal with it.16. Dark Chocolate Brownie :: 1,000G :: A perfect treat for the chocolate lovers. It seems to be darker than normal.17. Angelcake :: 2,000G :: There is something very pure about this cake. Also kind of 50s, but mostly pure.18. EvoPop :: 3,000G :: It is a cake pop so sweet that anyone who consumes it will evolve shortly after. Do not ask how much sugar is in this...19. Earth's Sweetness :: 2,500G :: This cake pop reminds you of taking a walk outside in the season your faction is currently experiencing.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:22 pm
 [[ Desserts ]] 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 1. Forgetful Cocoa :: 3,000G :: If you can't bear the pain of remembering any more, why not get a fresh start? Anyone who eats this loses all their memories.
2. Two-Tiered Tea Tart :: 5,000G :: If you can manage to devour the whole thing, this tart will probably outfit you for tea time. 3. Sheer Pudding :: 1,500G :: Not much of a flavour, just kind of milky with a hint of orange. Every bite shortens the hair, for some reason... 4. Silk Pudding :: 2,000G :: Kind of bland. Milky, with a twist of ... popsicle? What? Every bite makes your hair grow faster... 5. March Bun :: 2,500G :: It's fresh out of the oven, and it seems to be filled with some kind of carrot puree.6. White Bun :: 2,500G :: Very elegant flavour, there is some kind of cream filling. Don't eat the monocle, though; that's actually metal! 7. Summerberry Cake :: 5, 000G :: There are so many sweet berries bursting fourth, feathered friends appear unable to resist. Maybe you can tame one? 8. Trillcake :: 2,500G :: In honour of Corsair Vitari's birthday, this cake seems to contribute from a specific colour set. [[ Fruits ]] 1. 2. 3. 2. Ambrosia Fruit :: 15,000G :: It tastes like it's out of this world...! Eating this berry will definitely change an infant or teen's colour scheme to their shiny equivalent. 2. Cosmic Berry :: 5,000G :: So much excitement in one berry that your kid will evolve in its next stage, even if it was supposed to take more stages than that..! 3. Dreamfruit :: 5,000G :: It is kind of unclear as to what this does... [[ Beverages ]] 1. 5. Love Potion #10 :: 2,000G :: Don't drink this. Really, don't. It's delicious, but it doesn't seem to have the same use right now...
The rumour is that Hatter mixed this up himself, but maybe it was Ex, or Alice? A single shot goes straight to the heart.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:23 pm
 [[ Page Prizes ]] 1. 1. 404 Sweeties :: Where is the love? Error, found in all our hearts, so long as we eat lots of sugar. Eating this treat identifies you as one of the original regulars of Sleepless. [[ Look Familiar? ]]  1, 2, 3 & 4. 5, 6, 7 & 8. 1. Pyrotechnic Mooncake :: 3,000G :: All I ever wanted was to set off a lot of fireworks in your heart. ...That's how the lyric goes, right?
2. Vandal Mooncake :: 3,000G :: Putting the word Punk back into graffiti and the hearts of men everywhere.
3. Vibrant Heart Mooncake :: 3,000G :: There are some crazy colours lurking in that heart of yours, aren't there?
4. Kiss 'n Tell Mooncake :: 3,000G :: As close to a lady as a dude is ever gonna get. Hide the fruity cocktails. 5. Puzzle Mooncake :: 3,000G :: ???
6. Floral Wealth Mooncake :: 3,000G :: ???
7. Demon Mooncake :: 3,000G :: ???
8. Spilled Ink Mooncake :: 3,000G :: Someone either spilled essence of giraffe or a lot of edible food colouring into this. 1. Angelic Caramel :: Anyone who consumes this caramel gets in touch with their innocent side.
2. Artistic Almond Chocolate :: Adds one extra colour, or highlights, to your hair.
3. Chili Dark Bittersweet :: Allows you to change eye colour once.
4. Coconut Crispy Truffle :: A little bit of Valentine's Day theme.
5. Bluebird Chocolate :: Too sweet, too sweet, too sweet! Feeding this to your kid might make them grow up to be ... obnoxiously sweet-looking! D: Affects personality and art.
6. Half-Eaten Caramel :: Sweetens the personality...? Or does it add a little something cute? Kind of hard to predict what this weird chocolate will do. Maybe if someone hadn't taken a bite out of it.
7. Elegant Truffle :: It is not a chocolate for the inconsequential masses; this chocolate enhances your kid's elegance.
8. Celebration Berry ::A little party in every bite, party theme.
9. Chocolate Covered Strawberry :: Truly one of the most alluring treats out there, all that consume it become a little more mature.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:13 am
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