Mayhem: VC, H. of Planning, Godmother. Decor. Service Here

[LovetoCauseMayhem]

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked.
Money don't grow on trees.
I've got bills to pay, I've got mouths to feed-
There ain't nothing in this world for free."

"And no, I can't slow down, I can't hold back-
Though you know I wish I could.
I say, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good."

MAYHEM'S PLACE

Welcome, it's a pleasure to see you here. My name here is Mayhem, and this is my humble abode. For the guild of Liteartha Baile, I am first Vice Captain, Head of Planning, Head of Decorating, roleplaying master, and Godmother. My decorating service will be through this office, and I have known the Captain, Spaniard, for about as long as we both have been on Gaia. We're very, very close friends. <3

I am here to help you. I am here to listen to your ideas, your complaints, your concerns, your compliments, and pass them on. Don't be afraid. I may be good at what I do, but I am indeed very friendly, as long as you're very friendly right back.

And smart. You gotta be smart. Walking into the mouth of my pretties, while delicious for them, would be very stupid on your part.

Anyway, I hope to hear from all of you!

Love~

Mayhem

 

[LovetoCauseMayhem]

ABOUT YOUR MODERATOR




e If there's one thing I'm good at, it's roleplaying and writing.
I've been writing since first grade, and I've been roleplaying for about five years. If you have any questions at all on how to make your writing better, I'm here if you need them answered. biggrin

e Being the Head of Planning means that if you have ideas for special events or games or holidays, go ahead and let me know. <3 Or, if you have issues with the way holiday events are run or if you have ideas to make them better, go ahead and also let me know that! If your ideas are good and you have the time and talent to act on those ideas, I might be able to convince Span to let me have my own Decorating/Planning crew of mini-mods! <3

e I am all about fantasy and sci-fi. I dig things that don't exist now, but might exist. I dig things that have never existed but if they did, we would be so ******** (like the zombie apocalypse for example. That is something that I fully believe will one day happen).

e Artwork and video games are two other of my pastimes. Currently, I don't have the room or the time to indulge in artwork, but I do have dreams and ideas and aspirations. I'm not a naturally good artist, but with a base picture I can make amazing things.

e I love the colors red and black and silver and purple. You'll see me use them a lot in color schemes and posts. I love dark and dirty things with just a hint of insanity. The people that end up being my best friends are those that think as evilly and as twisted as I do.

e I am currently juggling school and a full-time job. I am supporting myself, living with my boyfriend, and I have just one of the most wonderful lives I could hope for. I have a wonderful car named Roxy, an annoying and cute conure named Aki, and I have absolute control over my life as of right now. It's amazing to come home at four o'clock in the morning and not have to explain anything to parents. For those of you that still live with parents, it is an incredibly freeing feeling, but only if you're responsible with it. Otherwise that sense of freedom can backfire very, very quickly.

e I practically live on the computer. I'm here. On Gaia. That should be explanation enough.

e If I am passionate about a roleplay, I will seriously make like, six characters.

e I love beautiful pictures and beautiful people. I am also incredibly flirty, and impossibly sarcastic. Don't let anything I say ever offend you. <3 If I'm meaning to hurt you, you'll know, but that's why we don't give each other any reason to be mean, right? Right. :]

e Other than that, my prices for the decorating service will be posted later on. I hope to hear from all of you!

"If I had to, I would put myself right beside you
So let me ask-
Would you like that?
Would you like that?

And I don't mind, if you say this love is the last time
So now I'll ask
Do you like that?
Do you like that?"

"Something's getting in the way.
Something's just about to break.
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane.

As I burn another page,
As I look the other way.
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane."

 

[LovetoCauseMayhem]

"She said 'I don't know why you ever would lie to me',
Like I'm a little untrusting when I think that the truth is gonna hurt ya.
And I don't know why you couldn't just stay with me.
You couldn't stand to be near me when my face don't seem to want to shine
Cuz it's a little bit dirty, well-"

~AVAILABILITY~

o I am usually available when I'm not working. Generally you'll see me after three or four pm pacific time.

o Now that I am going to go back to school, all of my free time is going to almost utterly vanish. I am working mornings, but will be taking evening classes from six to ten pm, Monday through Thursday.

o WARNING: I AM GOING TO BE DIETING AT THE SAME TIME THAT I AM GOING TO BE STARTING SCHOOL AND WORKING. WHEN I AM ONLINE, I WILL BE IN A TERRIBLE MOOD. MY APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE IF I SNAP, RAGE, OR HISS AT YOU. I'M JUST GOING THROUGH HIGH FRUITOSE CORN SYRUP WITHDRAWALS.

o Weekends, I also work. On Saturdays that I have off, I go LARPing, usually from 2 to 4 or 5 pm. It's fun. :3

o My boyfriend usually gets off work around eleven. So if I'm online before 11pm, but then I leave, that's probably because I'm spending time with him. It will be a rare time that I'm online after eleven pm. But it does occasionally happen.

o Sometimes, I DO FORGET I AM IN A ROLEPLAY. If I haven't posted for a while, please let me know. I do have a real life, so I do have other responsibilities, but I won't snap at you and be all angry about it. I do make a habit of liking a roleplay a lot before I join it, so if you remind me that I need to post, odds are I'll be apologetic and maybe even a little excited.

o I do use the IM. But my internet is shitty, so I'll routinely go in and out. PMs are seriously slow, but they are pretty awesome.

o If you desire my immediate attention, please quote me! <3

"I wanna push you around-
Well I will. Well, I will.
I wanna push you down-
Well I will. I will.
I wanna take you for granted.
I wanna take you for granted.
Well, I will."

 

[LovetoCauseMayhem]

Ŧħė Đęċōŗăŧīŋģ Šęřνĩċę~

"Can you take me higher?"

Sooooo... as you all know, everybody loves beautiful roleplays. A beautiful roleplay is a happy (usually) roleplay. A beautiful roleplay is a popular (not always) roleplay. However, not everyone has the time or the patience (or the skills) to make everything pretty. So I've complied a list of prices of services that might intrigue the average, color-and-code-challenged literate roleplayer.

The first set of pricing is by roleplay. Pictures are not included in these prices.

ROLEPLAY COMBOS

#1

One Roleplay: 1k, assuming the average roleplay consists of 4-5 posts that need decorating. If it happens to be more than that, the price will go up to about 1.5/2k.

#2

Two Roleplays: 3k for both. If more than 4-5 posts need to be decorated in each, the price will go up to about 4/5k for both.

#3

Three-plus Roleplays: 6k for all three, but there are no limits to how many posts need to be decorated. Once over three, there is an additional 1.5k for each roleplay.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT THESE PRICES DO NOT INCLUDE PICTURES. But they do include coding, coloring, cool font styles, and alignment.

PICTURES

Pictures can be very, very difficult. To find, to place, to anything. Discounts will be given if pictures are supplied beforehand, but additional costs will be added if I need to edit the pictures before I stick them in the posts. Also, if it takes me forever to find the perfect picture you want, there will be an additional charge. My photobucket account has several hundred (if not a thousand) pictures of various things that could potentially be of use to you.

If the pictures are supplied (no editing required): 150g each.

If the pictures are supplied (but need editing): 250-800g each

If they are not supplied (and/or need editing): 350-1000g each.

However, are you amazing at coding, but have zero time to find and place pictures? Picture packages are also available.

#1

10 pictures (editing included): 5k

#2

20 pictures (editing included): 9k

And so on. Please keep in mind that if it takes a ton of time to find the pictures you're specifically looking for, the prices might go up.

TEKFORMATS

Some people are seriously lazy and have a great idea but don't want to spend the time making a format for their posts. I will be more than happy to make something for you if you just tell me what you want.

Each Format: Generally they'll be about 1k each. It's something that you're going to want to use for a long time and it's going to be something you'll want to be proud of. If you want it very simple, however, the price is of course going to be lower. That price includes images, coding, and everything else. The rule about finding the pictures and such still remains the same, however. I'll send the format to you in a PM when I'm done and you can just copy-pasta from there.

Also.

I REFUSE TO POST ANY PICTURES OR IMAGES OR STATEMENTS THAT ARE IN ANY WAY RACIST, ABUSIVE, SEXIST, OR OFFENSIVE.

But I do adore humor. If I have any problems with any picture you want me to put up, I'll let you know. If my editing skills don't match up to what you're wanting out of the pictures, I'll let you know.

Also, if I decorate your thread, you are required to give me credit. (It's only fair, after all.) It'll just be a little quibbet at the bottom right hand corner of your first post that'll have my name and whateverwhatever. If I decorate a thread outside of this guild (which I am totally down for), I am requiring credit to my name and a link to this guild. Don't worry; it'll be like font size 7, so it's not going to be a huge ridiculous eyesore.

And, if you have an issue with prices or if you can't afford something but you have a seriously good idea for a roleplay or an item you're willing to trade up, I'll be happy to discuss that with you. But it'll only be for specific situations only. Other than that, the prices are pretty much going to stay the same unless I... well, decide to change them or hold a special sale or something.

**A third of all profits from this shop will go directly to the guild! Please help support this haven for which all of you participate in!**

Wanna know if I'm up to par? Here are a few examples of my work:

INSIDE THE GUILD: ROLEPLAYS

The Love Horror Story

Stormtops and Nightrifters

Spaniard's office and my office that are in the Lounge are also absurdly pretty to look at... I seriously wish you could see them. D:

TEKFORMATS

The Darkest Hours Spark the Brightest Lights

OUTSIDE THE GUILD: ROLEPLAYS

The Phoenix Lair

"To a place with golden streams..."

**The entire subforum given above is an example of my work! It is a massive roleplay that took two years to build! Please enjoy looking through it (and if you want to, please join. It destroys me to see it so dead >.>)**  

[LovetoCauseMayhem]

Well, I do believe that's everything! Please stop by for a visit! PM me about decorating/planning ideas or feel free to chat with me in this thread!  

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