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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:03 pm

ALRIGHT ******** style="font-size: 16px">

THAT IS A PICTURE OF A ******** RAGING VIKING PENISCANDLE ON TOP OF A CAKE.

BECAUSE THAT IS CARCHARODIN.

AND CARCHAR ODIN IS ********' BALLIN'.

THIS BRO IS THE KAWAIIEST s**t YOU WILL EVER COME ACROSS. HE SLAPS BITCHES ACROSS THE FACE WITH A BOX OF CONDOMS 'CUZ THEY'RE CASHIERS. CARCHAR DON'T GIVE A ********. CARCHAR JUST TAKES WHAT HE WANTS.

AND WHAT HE WANTS IS SOME ******** SILENCE.

SO SIT DOWN.

SHUT UP.

AND EAT SOME GODDAMN CAKE.

Also presents. :3
Happy birthday, Odin.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:04 pm

Happy ******** birthday

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:13 pm

Happy birthday, Tyler!

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:44 pm

If possible, could I get a smaller version of that GIF for my signature? Thanks. xd

Anyway, thanks guys. Really means a lot to me.

Anyway, my birthday was ballin'. First, I went to work and made people get on a bus tour. And if they refused, I dropped my pants, showed my massive boner, and made some of them feel uncomfortable until they got on the bus. Some of the ladies didn't get on the bus and instead chose to suck my schlong, which was cool, too.

Then my parents took me to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I was in the outer bay when this ******** hammerhead shark started thinking he was a badass and tried acting manlier than me. Big mistake. I punched through the glass and dove in. The water leaked out of the outer bay exhibit. Several ladies got wet and many babies drowned. And the hammerhead shut up quick when I lifted it up into the air, dropped on one knee, brought it down, and broke its back, even though its back is made of cartilage. The staff almost kicked me out, but then I told them I was studying marine biology in college, I could program in R, I was 21, and my beard could cure cancer, and they were all like:

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Then my took me to Best Buy and I got a 3DS (no joke there, I really did).

Then we went to this restaurant and I ordered a Maui Martini and some a sauteed red snapper. After that, I went to target and bought Ocarina of Time 3D and a bottle of Jägermeister. It was the first time I had Jager and when that s**t hit my mouth, I was like "******** year, gimmie another." In fact im having some mor shots rite now.

so yeh, my birfday was awsme. now if youll escuse me, im gunna play 3 fallout.

lajtear....................................................................1111111111111.1.1...

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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:57 am

********, SHARK-PUNCHING BIRTHDAYS.

This should fit in your sig and still let you have some text.
I can resize it some more; I am master artiste.
Although I think since it's an erect phallus you may want to save it to your computer before it gets deleted off of photobucket or something.