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 Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:14 pm
#1 contender for Undisputed Champion
Draze vs Dion vs Three
1. Ladder
2. Table
3. Relaxed Rules
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:56 am
 Attila - Rage hits the PA, as Draze comes out from the back to a huge pop from the crowd. After pounding his head and chest, he throws 8 punches causing red pyrotechnics to blast behind him. Next he claps his hands together to make the gold pyrotechnics blast in front of him. He then runs down the ramp and into the ring. After removing his hat, shades, and jacket, he waits for his opponent. "Now residing in LA, weighing in at 280lbs, the Dragons Haze, DRRAAAZZZZEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:13 am
Clang!The lights shut off leaving the arena dark save for the few exit signs, and the multitude of star-like points of cell phones. A hiss of fog machines fills the arena, pouring thick fog over the staging area. Soon the fog lay heavy over the floor. Lights flashed as people took pictures hoping to catch an image of something. "Sound of Madness" -Shinedown began playing over the pa system. In the dark more lights begin strobing as fans began taking pictures hoping to see more than the darkness allowed. Strobe lights soon light up in time with the beat of the song. Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast
Always under attack, always coming in last
Bringing up the past, no one owes you anything
I think you need a shotgun blast, a kick in the a**
So paranoid, watch your backIn the darkness, the fog began to stir on the stage and brief flashes of a figure moving could be seen in the strobing lights. Oh my, here we goAnother lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower
Quicksand's got no sense of humor
I'm still laughing like hell The disturbance moved onwards, slowly heading towards the ring. Fans near the ramp began shouting as some were lucky enough to catch a glimpse of whoever it was in the fog. You think that by crying to me
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe
You've been infected by a social disease
Well, then take your medicineWhen the figure reached the apron the disturbance slid into the fog that had settled low in the ring. The spot lights returned, and slowly a dark figure rose from the mat. Fog poured from The Number Three's shoulders as he stood to his feet, his presence drawing out a roar of cheers to the whole audience. I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?Three climbed half way up a turnbuckle and opened his arms as if to embrace the audience. Three hops down and looks around the ring, several ladders have already been placed outside next to the apron. He moves to his corner glancing at Draze as he wait's for Dion to arive.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:06 am
"Ipsa autem die, surget eques proferre iustitiae et honor. IN EO CHAOS INFINITUM!" As the latin tapers, sounding as if God himself were speaking, a whinny could be heard throughout the arena. At this, the opening drumroll to " Chronicles of a Hero" began. From the stage, Dion appeared atop a white horse, an attendant following close behind, presumably to take the horse once the entrance was done. Dion raised his fist in the air, while his other hand held the reins, his signature shield attached to that arm. "Making his way to the ring, from Minneapolis, MN; weighing in at 270 pounds; he is the Hardcore Paladin, DION NECURAT!!!" Smoke began to flow onto the ramp and ring as he made his way down the ramp. Many fans tried to reach out and pet Walnut (the name of the horse), but to no avail. When they reached the bottom of the ramp, Dion dismounted, handing the reins to the attendant to lead the horse back up the ramp. He slid into the ring and raised his shield as if to protect himself, then lowering it to raise his other fist. He took off the shield and set it outside of the ring, then handed his hat to the referee.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:27 pm
Brantley was in a wheel chair in place of the regular commentators for this match and started his idea of the match.
"Well, let's start this off, we have three... heh... Outstanding competitors here in this match. As we all know, Draze.. And that weird looking guy... And... Uh... s**t I dunno. Huh." Brantley said turning to the left.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:17 pm
Draze looked at both opponents, nodding at them both, before thinking of who to attack first. he decided that the Hardcore Paladin would be his first target. Draze charged him, seeming to go for a clothesline, but it's switched for a drop kick attempt aimed his right knee!
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:56 pm
Three watched both of his opponents as the match was just starting; when Draze charged for Dion Three backed off. He would move to slip out of the ring and start grabbing ladders of various sizes to throw into the ring.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:27 pm
"This Three kid isn't as stupid as he looks. He knows taking on two slightly bigger guys is a mistake. He knows not to be around two big gay ******** and start himself going right now." Brantley said in his wheel chair, this wasn't going to be the most exciting match, but it was definitely one of the most important in recent memory.
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:23 pm
Dion anticipated the clothesline...but not the dropkick that came instead. He went to the ground, and as he saw the ladder coming into the ring, he rolled to the ropes, just in case one was heading in his direction.
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:48 pm
Draze was now back to a stance, before going to get Dion to the outside with a Baseball Slide Drop Kick!
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:32 pm
Dion saw Draze set up for a baseball slide, and decided he would set him up for that process...though not connect. Dion would slide out of the ring before Draze could plant the kick, and then attempt to drag him to the outside of the ring.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:35 am
Three circled the ring away from the direction of his two opponents, not to avoid them, but because he was working on more ladders. It seemed a strange plan to the fans as Three continued throwing ladder after ladder into the ring. 4 so far, and he had his eye on a further 4 more before he would be done.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:55 pm
WHOOSH!!! SPLAT!!!!! Draze hits the inch thick mats back first as he has the air driven out of him from the impact! He now grits his teeth as he feels pain in his spine!
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:05 pm
Brantley puts his feet on the table and starts to clip his toenails. He had to use his own arms and some stage hands to help him out.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:14 pm
With that out of the way, and with several ladders in the ring, Dion climbed back in and rummaged through them all, finding one that would help him reach the case hanging above the ring (please tell me if this is incorrect).
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