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[BAT] When Idiots Attack (Bazzi vs Virtus = epic fail)

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Lucifer Force

Sparkling Senshi

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:19 pm


Bazzite was determined to get really good at this whole Ninjaverse thing. It was one night he could go out and make Benitoite proud! Beni was off doing... whatever Beni did when Bazzi wasn't around, which gave the younger (and questionably intelligent) lieutenant the chance to sneak off and practice his energy draining. He could always find a senshi and try to drain them and make off without a trace, sans any starseeds. The last thing he wanted on his conscience was a death. Benitoite taught him that much.

He was rounding the corner of the industrial metals factor and he spotted It. It was standing some distance away, looking at something Bazzite couldn't see. Whatever It was up to, Bazzite was determined to put a stop to it. It was immediately recognized as a space pirate, the scourge of the earth that the good people of the Ninjaverse were tasked with defeating. Wouldn't Benioite be proud to hear his lieutenant defeated a senshi in combat? And took their energy? It'd be amazing! Epic level up and twirly swords and all that!

And so, Bazzite crouched down, wiggled his butt like a cat ready to pounce and shot off like a bullet, determined to run down the spacepirate and... do some very bad things to them. Bazzi was nothing if not speedy and nimble. At least he had that going for him!

"Stop right there, scourgy SPACEPIRATE!" came the screech from across the way.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:16 pm


Sailor Virtus was keen on being a good soldier for the Dark Senshi, and not just because his girlfriend wanted him to and he felt he owed it to her after getting them both almost killed by a youma. It had also gotten him awakened, and not killed by learning her identity, which was good as well.

He had given his word to do as he was told, and that was what he would do. That was always what he did. It was helping people that was the most important thing.

The people he cared about most. That wasn't usually important: he would help anyone that asked him to, but it really helped his focus and determination to be working for a Queen that had saved his and Navi's lives, and who had given him the ability to really help her.

so he was out on patrol. Simple as that. He needed energy. He knew how to do it now. So he was going to complete the tasks that were given to him.

He looked up when he heard something weird.

Space pirate? Where? He hoped they stopped, it was rude to ignore an order. For Virtus' part, though, because he was not a pirate and clearly was not being spoken to, he kept walking.

Lithiasaur

Snuggly Knight


Lucifer Force

Sparkling Senshi

PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:01 pm


(*has permission from Lith*)

The sourgy spacepirate was evidently not deterred from evil by being called out. Well then, Bazzite would just have to step up his game.

And by 'step up', we mean fail. And fail harder.

The lithe Negaverse lieutenant was already running at near his top speed (which was a fairly good pace given that he had no real muscle to speak of) and it was much too late when he realized that the spacepirate wasn't even turning around. He wasn't running. And that meant Bazzite was closing in on him a wee bit too fast. Before he could stop and figure out what was going on, the blue haired boy's foot caught on a crack in the pavement and his built up momentum sent him rocketing forward, slamming right into the backside of the senshi he'd been trying to catch.

Flailing yielded an awkward dogpile-turned-semi-cuddle with the lieutenant laying atop the senshi. With a frown, Bazzite puffed air into his cheeks and blew some of the senshi's funny fuku out of his face. "You were kinda supposed to either run or stop, you know. Mister Spacepirate." he said plainly. He was too tangled at the moment to get up, but that didn't mean he couldn't squirm a good amount. "What is your deal anyway? Are you like, too cool to stand and fight?"
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:51 pm


Virtus was just considering what he was going to have for dinner that night when something slammed into his back so hard he was pretty sure all of his organs had just crashed into the front of his rib cage. He hit the ground hard, letting out a pained rush of air as he struck the ground with the weight of both Chaos fighters on him.

Now he just had to figure out what had just happened.

"I'm sorry," he eeped out sincerely, looking up at his assailant as best he could. "I didn't realize you were talking to me."

His voice was punctuated by breaths of air and squeaky groans of his lungs and body. It was also quite a few octaves higher than it normally was, which was not exactly low and gravelly at the best of times.

He began to try and extricate himself from Bazzite's limbs at the same time as Bazzite. The resulting bump made him lose track of what his arms were doing. He accidentally shifted his body and his elbow jerked, smacking Bazzite right in the face entirely by accident.

"Oops!"

Lithiasaur

Snuggly Knight


Lucifer Force

Sparkling Senshi

PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:28 pm


Bazzite was about to voice his opinions about the downright weirdest spacepirate he'd ever met and even drew breath to start, but he caught an elbow to the face and it punctured his cheek like a deflating balloon. Spit flew everywhere and the lieutenant flopped over.

Oh, this meant war.

The lieutenant flailed around, limbs flying every which way in an attempt to dig some of his paper shuriken out of his pocket. It was on now! With a flick of his wrist, he pelted the poor blond boy in the face with a few of them, which bounced off in a series of smacking sounds. "Face the might of the Ninjaverse, filthy, apology-y spacepirate!" Once his limited assault was finished, the boy tried to back up and get off of his target so he could, in theory, do more damage. Instead, his shoe caught that funny transparent overcoat and it tripped him up, Bazzite landing on his face in the concrete.

He must've been the senshi of Not Letting Ninjas Get Anything Done. That was now a valid power sphere, he decided. "This is so not working. What is Beni sees meeeeee...?" he whined, trying desperately to flail himself upright. Maybe he needed to call backup?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:46 pm


That hit had been completely on accident, and Virtus was more than prepared to ask if he was alright, while apologizing profusely, but he did not really get the chance.

The accidental fight continued.

Ninjaverse?

"Oh! I think you mean Negaverse. It's a hard g. I mean, I like the way you say it though!" He smiled, apparently not noticing the extra N in there. The fact that these comments were prefaced with a rain of paper stars thrown at his face also seemed to fall short of Virtus' radar.

In fact, he moved to collect the stars the boy had clearly accidentally dropped. The movement pulled the fabric out from Bazzite's feet, which in turn caused the young Nega to fall.

"Oh! I'm sorry! Is your face okay?!" Virtus scrambled over to him, trying his best not to fall over or step on the downed Nega as he did so, but by the time he got up properly it seemed Bazzite had at least gotten up to sit. Virtus blinked at him, finally realizing something. "Were we just fighting?"

Lithiasaur

Snuggly Knight


Lucifer Force

Sparkling Senshi

PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:09 pm


Bazzite's eyes where looking in two entirely different directions when he was hauled from the concrete. Blinking a few times to right them, he furiously shook his head. That sometimes cleared it. Or it looked like a seizure. "I thought we were fighting! I mean, you're a senshi which means you're bad and I'm a ninja so that means I'm good n... why're you being so nice to me? What's that all about?"

In a huff, the lieutenant stood up and realized he must have low blood pressure, because everything from his waist down felt tingly and really heavy all of a sudden. He lurched forward by accident and latched onto whatever he could from the senshi to keep from falling over. "Boy you must be really good at fighting the Negaverse cuz... well, not that I'm good at fighting or anything but still! What're your powers? Trippin' people?"

A few moments of sobering realization came to him. "HEY. Wait what am I doing? I'm not supposed to be frateer...natin'... with the enemy!" He sputtered and backed up, going back to digging through his hoodie pockets for more folded shuriken.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:52 pm


Virtus looked at the boy, wide eyed. Was he okay? Was he having a fit? Did Virtus need to heal him, or get him to the hospital? Something... but no, he stopped shaking, and he seemed to be okay.

He looked thoughtful.

"Fighting? Oh!" He had not noticed that, it seemed, and he blinked at his opponent in wonder. he knew he was supposed to fight the white moon senshi and order folks, but this was a Negaverse agent! He could tell that much, at least.

But he wasn't a senshi, he was a dark senshi. There was a difference. Because he was dark. He had chaos on his side, right? Just like the Nega. They were the same, almost.

They could be friends!

When Bazzite nearly fell, Virtus supported him. He stood like a very good crutch, not wanting the Nega to fall over.

"We're not enemies! You can fraternize with me if you want. I'm on Chaos' side, like you are, I think! I mean, I'm new. I don't know. Are we supposed to be fighting? I really don't like to fight, but if you think that's what's best..."

Lithiasaur

Snuggly Knight


Lucifer Force

Sparkling Senshi

PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:42 pm


"Huh? You're on Chaos' side? No way!"

The lieutenant stuffed his face into the senshi's in utter disbelief. How could this be? "But you don't have a hole in your head, or a hole in your chest! So how can you be on my side?" He did finally notice the black shirt... thing that indicated a spacepirate that came to their senses. He'd only met a handful of Chaos senshi and all of them wore black and had holes in their bodies. Freaky, really. Bazzite wondered if that hurt.

Backing up the boy tilted his head to the side, examining the senshi like a doctor would a patient. "So... if you're on my side... OH HEY we could be like, bee eff effs or something! I'm Bazzite!" Jovially the boy thrust out his hand and gave a grin. "Sorry about smackin' you with my shuriken. I thought I was doin' my duty and putting a stop to the piratry by attackin' you... But hey, since we're on the same side, you can be a space ninja too! That'd be awesome!"
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:50 pm


Virtus nodded his head.

"I am! I promise! I wouldn't lie to you about something like that, I really wouldn't." Of course, he wouldn't lie about anything. Ever.

He did not understand what the other meant about holes in his head though, and he assumed it was some sort of joke or reference he didn't understand. That happened a lot, so he smiled stupidly and nodded his head.

He wasn't sure what bee eff eff meant, either.

"We could!" he said brightly, always open to ideas, anyway, "if you explain to me what it is and what I have to do! I'm more than happy to, though!" He shook Bazzite's hand enthusiastically.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Bazzite! My name is Sailor Virtus, senshi of Kindness! I've never heard the Negaverse called space ninjas before, is that true? Or are you some special version or on a special team?" his eyes were wide with wonder.

Lithiasaur

Snuggly Knight


Lucifer Force

Sparkling Senshi

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:49 pm


"Sailor Virtus, Senshi of... wait what?"

Bazzite was struck dumb. He knew senshi had some kind of weird magical power and it was part of their title, like Sailor Fluff, Senshi of Cotton Batting or whatever, but kindness? He blinked a few times and tilted his head. "Can you kill people with that? You know the saying, kill 'em with kindness? Like that? Do you do like, kindness laser beams? Do they thank you when you kick their butts? Beni would love to hear about this I bet." He'd have to tell the captain later about meeting a senshi that wasn't a senshi but was but wasn't messed up like regular senshi and was a real snappy dresser to boot.

He nodded several times to himself and smiled broadly. "As for what we gotta do, well... we gotta stop the space pirates. The guys like you but not like you. They wear white and hurt people and blow things up and ruin lives and they're all over the news, like, TONIGHT AT TEN, SENSHI DESTROY SCHOOLYARD." Bazzite made huge gestures with his arms for emphasis. "Stuff like that. Tackle 'em and kick their butts and whatnot. Yep!" The lieutenant stepped back, made an impressive pose and waited to see how his lesson in Ninja 101 went over.
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 6:29 pm


Lucifer Force

Virtus was pretty sure there was nothing wrong with his sphere, but he'd been incorrect on things before and if he was told otherwise there must be good reason for it! But on the other hand, any sphere could be useful and fitting, if someone worked hard enough.

He looked confused though. He did not want to kill anyone, though he knew he would have to fight them. Was it absolutely necessary to kill people? His job was not really to fight others, but to help those that did. His teammate, people who were injured.

Smiling brightly, he shook his head.

"I... I heal people when they're hurt!" he said, trying to match Bazzite's energy and not having too hard a time of it. It was actually fun, finding someone who was so upbeat and interesting! It was definitely a nice change from the other people he'd met. Like the ones that wanted to beat him up (and did a really good job of it).

He nodded his head, watching with wide eyes.

"We do have to stop them. I know that much! Then we can work together, can't we? You seem good at fighting! And I'm not. But if you get hurt I could help you! Oh, what are you doing?"

He wasn't sure about the pose, tilting his head. Though he was nice and eager, he was not much of a showman.

Lithiasaur

Snuggly Knight

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