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 Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:17 pm
(Disclaimer: This Promo is deemed Explicit Content)
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:42 pm
The arena's lights dim really low and all noise stops as everyone in the arena turn towards the entrance to see what is going on. The titantron begins to flicker and then finally comes fully on showing a Parental Advisory logo flashing on and off. A mysterious voice that sounds like a evil speak and spell begins to talk to the crowd. "Good evening ladies and gentleman... Welcome to the show!" Distorted screams can be heard behind the words of the voice. "For all those here tonight this is the time to take all the kiddies outside and for the those at home watching kick your little bastards out of the room because s**t is about to get real intense." The arena lights begin to go insane as strobe lights of all colors beginning flashing in all areas of the arena while "Scary Monster and Nice Sprites," by SKRILLEX begins to play. The lights flash and the music plays until the line "YES OH MY GOSH" plays and then it is closely followed by <******** YOU" as the song is replaced by "Sleep With One Eye Open," by Bring Me the Horizon and at that point the whole arena is covered in blinding lights. Then all the lights move towards the ring and become a spot light and standing in the middle of the ring is Jacob Griffin with a microphone is hand.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:08 pm
Jacob Griffin begins to pace the ring, once and a while putting the microphone up to his mouth and then pulling it away while shaking his head no. Finally he stopped in the middle of the ring and put the microphone up to his mouth to speak. "WHAT THE ********!" "Did I really lose the chance to go to Wrestlemania to that "Retard Strength" showing by Zarel?" Jacob did the bunny ears with his free hand as he said the last line. "Seriously!? I came in second place out of 40 other guys to lose to that second-hand retail store wanna-be wrestler?" Jacob begins to pace the ring away, the whole time shaking his head in complete disgust before he finally stops in the middle of the ring again. "This mother ******** beat me? No way! Nine times out of ten I would smash this stupid S.O.B.'s face in and the one time is me losing the ******** Royal Rumble." Jacob begins to pace again. "OH MY GOD! ******** THIS! This is some bullshit that needs to be fixed right now!" Jacob turns towards the entrance ramp and begins waving his hand in a come on out motion while saying, "I need one of two people to come out here right now! Either give me the GM Jamie Bader or the knock-off second rate Damone brother Zarel! RIGHT ******** NOW!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:18 pm
Without any music or anything, Jamie Bader slowly walked out from the back, still in his dress shirt and tie, but with his sleeves rolled up.
"What the heck are you runnin' your mouth about?" He asked, irritated at Jacob.
"Do you have any idea what I've been through today? I have had the Jolly Green Giant show up and try to tell me that I can't tell him what to do. I have been punched in the face by a cave troll." Jamie took this time to pull his shades off with his free hand, revealing the bruise on the right side of his face. He then used that hand to gesture towards Jacob.
"I have had a moron try to tell me how to run my company. And now I have some piss-ant standing in the middle of my ring trying to be a 'boss' by ordering me around! Listen here you little twerp and you listen goooood. If you think. For one second. That I give even the tiiiiniest little damn about you and your problems. You're deaaaad wrong. Now, while I'm at it, allow me to address any further complaints you might have in the near future, just to save us both a lot of precious time. If you come to me about something this ridiculous again...I will personally see to it that you are knife-edge chopped by the entire locker-room so many times that you will burn to death from the intensity of the friction-burns. Do I make myself clear sunshine?"
At this point, the crowd was floored from the sudden outburst from the new GM.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:57 pm
Jacob wasn't even shaken by the GM and he replied quickly, "I just want something that will be mutually beneficial. I would get something I want and you would get something you want. I want a match against Zarel for his number one contendership status and I am thinking you don't want to be floored again by a roster member or be bossed around. You are the boss man so I would help you with the small things so you can worry about being the boss... Boss." Jacob smiled and the fans boo'd they didn't like Jacob very much and if he got want he wanted there would be some extremely pissed off fans.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:13 pm
Stricken hits the PA and the fans cheer as for the third time tonight, they get to see the winner of the royal rumble. Zarel steps out and heads straight for the ring. The big man steps up onto the apron and into the ring over the top rope. He doesn't ask for a mic but merely stands and looks down at the GM and Jacob
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:24 pm
Jacob wasn't going to let this big man intimidate him, as he walked straight up to Zarel and just stood there giving Zarel the glare down.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:28 pm
Zarel's face is unreadable at first. The crowd is waiting to see what he might say, when suddenly, he smiles........and throws a big right hand at Jacob's face
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:31 pm
Jacob wasn't expecting to be hit and it took him off his feet. He quickly rolled out of the ring backing up towards the ramp. A little bit of blood could be seen coming from his bottom lip as a small cut had formed. Jacob was going to say something but he dropped his microphone at Zarel's feet after being hit.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:36 pm
Zarel picks up the mic and leans on the ropes, looking up at Jacob.
"Listen here, and listen good. I have no reason to keep fielding all these challenges. I tossed your a** out fair and square. But call me a nice guy, because i'm going to give you a shot to show your stuff too. And I'm such a nice guy that since you have a glass jaw, I'll throw you a little favor. I'll give you a shot at me at the exact same time as that whiny, lying, sack of crap Lester. Meaning, if the two of you want me so bad, you want to prove that you should be main eventing Wrestlemania? You can do it on the show after next. Call it a handicap, call it a triple threat. But one way or another, I'm going to bash both of your faces in."
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:38 pm
Jamie didn't even have time to respond as Zarel attacked Jacob.
Jamie ran down the ramp and attempted to assist Jacob. Jamie used his left hand to help Jacob while bringing his mic up to his mouth with the other. "HEY! HEY! I will not have my superstars acting like animals!" He shouted at Zarel after Zarel made a threat towards Jacob and Jamie.
"You know what...You know what...Jacob, you have got yourself a deal--Oh! Oh! And guess what, I'll letcha' pick that match type." He added with a devious smile.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:41 pm
Jacob called for a microphone which was tossed to him by a staff member. "On one condition Zarel! If I am the one to beat then I take your spot at WrestleMania!" Jacob yelled through the microphone, a little bit of blood getting on the mic. The fans had a mix reaction about this but mostly cheers because of the excitement that it would add to the match.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:41 pm
that skull guy Jamie didn't even have time to respond as Zarel attacked Jacob.
Jamie ran down the ramp and attempted to assist Jacob. Jamie used his left hand to help Jacob while bringing his mic up to his mouth with the other. "HEY! HEY! I will not have my superstars acting like animals!" He shouted at Zarel after Zarel made a threat towards Jacob and Jamie.
"You know what...You know what...Jacob, you have got yourself a deal--Oh! Oh! And guess what, I'll letcha' pick that match type." He added with a devious smile. (that doesn't really go with my suggestion all that well)
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:45 pm
((You're posting too quickly for me to get a word in. Don't forget you kinda rushed the attacking part before I could even get a word in. From what you posted, Zarel managed to walk down a ramp, enter a ring, have a stare off, throw a punch, grab a mic and then issue a challenge before the GM had a chance to say anything.))
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