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[PRP] Oops, I did it again. (Robert/Clerise)

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:26 am


He had been assigned to work on solutions for the band-aid problem, again.

Maybe this was karma. Maybe he'd let a few too many trainees take more damage than healing by self-bandaging, on their last encounter in the Lab. Or maybe, it was clear he thought they all deserved it for trying to heal themselves. What was he, chopped liver? For whatever the reason, Robert was on constructive creation detail tonight, and that meant he was wearing all the latest safety gear, including terrible goggles and glaring yellow elbow length gloves, while he mixed up batches of chemicals that no one should ever have let Robert touch.

But that was why he loved the Life Division. No matter how obvious he was at failing, they just kept making him do terrible, life threatening things with materials that no man in his right mind would let an idiot like Robert touch.

Sure, he paid out the a** for it every time. But it was always worth it.

He poured a vial into a beaker, and the solution within it turned green. He had no idea what that meant, but he grinned as though he'd just cured cancer.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:49 am


In Clerise's very own opinion, she had been placed without much care or regard into the Life Division. Clarice had briefly touched on the divisions, but really, not that much light had been shed on the situation. She knew that they were scientists or something, and that it...mayybeee had been inaccurately done, this placement.

After all, Clerise Wilson was barely literate, had never completed a science class without cheating, and was clumsier than an intoxicated bovine in a shop full of China.

{[ That is remarkably accurate, ]} Cap'n spoke up from her coat's breast pocket, where he laid in his unsummoned form as an antique silver pocketwatch.

So here she was, exploring. It was her new second home, and Clerise wanted to be accustomed with her surroundings. (She may have been checking for shadows, too, but would never admit it, even though she technically knew better.)

She'd had some opportunities to speak with the other Hunters, and it was a strange thing to attempt, normality. Especially in this world that was nothing but abnormality. On a regular day, Clerise would have at least had the itching of an unpleasant voice in the back of her mind, or seen a shadow too long and jagged to be just the darkness.

But here? It was white coats and white walls, clean edges and metal. No more popcorn and rainbows, the smell of sugar no longer hanging heavy in the air. The iconic red tents were gone, replaced with walls and eerie glowing runes writ upon them.

Some of the other recruits...they were so young. Barely eighteen, and fresh from school or a life in suburbia--normality-- a far cry from her own experience, even though she wouldn't have traded it for the world. She was only twenty four, but some mornings, Clerise felt an ache in her bones from eight years of hard use that reminded her of a mule that was on its way to worn out. It was terrifying to think that the elasticity in her muscles may give out sooner than she'd have like. She stretched religiously for a half hour every morning, desperate to keep the one thing that she had as an asset: her body.

The redhead's internal monologue was rudely interrupted by the sound of chemicals fizzing together, and a smell that sort of combined an overripe banana and ....pinefresh.

{[ It is about time something got your attention in the real world. You're a bit of a dawdler, aren't you? ]}

Ignoring Balthazar, Clerise went towards the sound, blinking owlishly at the tall, broad fellow in the safety gear and gloves, who seemed to be...well. Not pouring the solutions willy nilly, but perhaps...a little more liberally than it was wise.

"I get the feeling you're not mixing kool aid," she offered, orange-red eyes inspect his set up, his face, his coat (branches-- like hers. Life, then?) -- taking him in. Inspecting him. "Is any of that...s**t, you know. ******** flammable?"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:01 am


Robert hadn't heard her come in, but he saw the girl standing across from him through the glass of the beaker, her figure colored green from the liquid within. He stared at her for just a second, which was enough to pour four more drops into the beaker than he'd meant to - and suddenly she had her answer.

A puff of smoke billowed out from the glass as the liquid started to bubble angrily, and Robert cursed as he placed it in a holder, and let it fizzle over. The lovely green shade he'd concocted started to sour and turn a terrible shade of brown - the smell of overripe banana suddenly warped into the smell of overriped feces.

"God. ********. Damnit." He cursed, not specifically at her. He pulled his safety glasses off and crunched them in his hand, before angrily throwing them baseball pitcher style at the nearest wall. "WHO THOUGHT I COULD DO THIS. WHO ********- UGGGGGGGGGGH." He'd never been frustrated with failure before - it was his best friend. But now.. now..

Goddamnit, Clarice. Goddamnit.

He finally turned enraged red eyes to the girl who'd walked in, and huffed and puffed until he finally calmed down. He moved to run a finger through his long hair as it started to come out of the rubber band that was holding it, but he stopped himself before the yellow glove made its way through his locks. With yet another curse, he pulled the glove off and ran his hand through his hair, until the rubber band snapped and it all came loose against his face. The red streak was fading, but it was still a present reminder of just how stupid he could be sometimes.

"Yeah." He finally grunted out. "Pretty much everything in this god damned laboratory is flammable. Including you, and me."

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:38 pm


Clerise watched the other hunter work with mild curiosity, waiting to see if he'd answer her half-rhetorical question. Curiosity, however, was swiftly replaced with abject horror and disgust.

"Jesus ******** christ, dude, what are you making, that is an abortion in a vial, holy s**t."

She stared up at the man, with lips pursed out of impatience. Clerise was not a short girl by any stretch of the imagination-- she was 5'10" and in four inch heels-- but this guy? He was at least a head and some taller than her. Broad, too. Big, strong people were not uncommon in her troupe; strongmen came and went, plus giant guys (and gals) that would be in the freak show.

So instead of recoiling, she just rolled her eyes. "Whoever did really made a huge mistake, huh?"

{[ Much like I did when I selected you, aye sheila? ]} Balthazar offered venomously, having poked around in her brain enough to start to dislike her. She could tell he felt cramped-- her own internal monologue was loud and raging enough without his help.

Red eyes met red as he promptly proved himself to be an utter buffoon.

"Good to know. At least I won't smell like feces when I burn, just bacon."

Hopping up onto the unused table near the other guy-- she recognized him from the demonstration. Couldn't remember his name though.

{[ His name is insignificant. You do realize this? ]} Shut up, Captain.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:38 am


Was this chick seriously sassing him without even knowing him? Robert was getting tired of the way Life kept getting the mouthy ones. Where were the sweethearts, the gentle cute girls who giggled and wanted to play doctor? The little darlings that hugged you when you left down, and smiled up at you like you were the ******** tops even when you sucked?

Why couldn't Madison and Ennea have transferred to Life?

"Yeah all right, don't get cocky kid." He muttered out under his breath as he started cleaning up the mess. "We'll see how good you are at this s**t before you get to yap about other people's failures."

He stopped for a moment, looked up at her, and grimaced.

"I'm sorry, was there a name to go with that sass, or should I just call you 'Miss Perfect'?"
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:16 am


Clerise scoffed. "Hey, I'm probably older than you-- don't be calling me kid!" she sniped back, voice laced with a little bit of ice behind her manic smile, teeth bared. In some ways, the circus had practically turned her feral. They were a different breed, carnies-- wide grins and backstabbing and moonshine. Maybe it just brought out what was already there within her, but either way...The acrobat really didn't have any good sense.

"Miss Perfect is a s**t name, I don't think I'm that great," she said, tapping her chin with a smirk. "Just greater than you."

{[ Yes, please. Continue to be a crude little bint, that will undoubtedly win you scores of allies where you need them most: in your own division. ]}

Clerise smacked her side pocket, smacking the pocket watch there, rolling her eyes at his comments.

{[ You realize that I don't feel any physical pain? You do know that, right? You're a ******** idiot. ]}

"Aaaany ******** way, I'm Clerise. At your goddamned service." She tipped an invisible hat, red eyes trained on Robert, curious.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:48 am


"Clerise?" He muttered, a note of surprise tinging his voice. He'd pronounced it Clarice, of course, because that was the only way he knew how. "Wow. Great." He deadpanned. "Because we really needed two of you moping around here, making my life a living hell. Christ, just.." He sighed, his hands waving her away as if he'd suddenly given up hope on the conversation, and finished cleaning off his mess. There were several moments of silence while he did so, and it was clear he wasn't trying to start up a conversation with her. Despite giving her name, he wasn't offering his own up. Yet.

When at least four minutes of silence and cleaning had passed, Robert pulled off his protective glasses and coat. His arm, sore from holding up a beaker for far too long and dropping a single drop in every minute on the dot, rotated around a few times as he stretched it. Then, finally, he bothered to look at her again.

His eyes were not curious. Just apathetic. And maybe a little sad.

"Robert." He thumbed his chest, and started walking past her. "Be as great as you want, kid. Just stay out of my way. Maybe you'll live a little longer."

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:51 am


"Clerise, not Clarice. With an ehh sound, not an uhh," the redhead corrected without any real malice, clicking her tongue like an old gypsy mother. "I am not sure if you are aware, but my life's purpose is absolutely to make your personal life a living Hell."

She fiddled with Balthazar for a moment, checking the time.

{[ I already know I'm always two minutes slow. Quit fixing it, you daft little girl. ]} The weapon griped at her a bit more, less words and more quiet grumbling feelings. That certainly didn't make them any kinder, but there were no words associated with the hatred-- just the feeling in the back of her mind.

"Staying out of your way might be a little hard, given the fact that we share a division and you're a borderline giant."

Clerise cocked her head, an unreadable smile on her face.

"Do you want to go work out some of your tension on the training field or something? Show me how living a little longer is done?" The query was offered with a quirked brow and nothing more.

Clerise Wilson was not known for her wizened ways or logical feelings. Not even a little.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:03 am


He leveled an even stare at the woman when she tried to specify the differences in names, and there was absolutely no life behind his eyes. If someone asked if anyone was there, the answer would be a resounding no. He simply could not be forced to give a damn how women pronounced their names these days. As for her next comment..

"Yeah. Take a ******** number."

Robert moved out of her way, proving to her that it was, indeed, going to be very easy to stay out of his, but her question stopped him in his tracks. Robert never said no to a spar, not even one from a girl who'd managed to get on his nerves within five minutes of meeting him. And he had.. a lot of tension to work out.

The idea tugged him back to her side.

"Yeah." He murmured, bending down an inch so his face was just that much closer. A wide, toothy grin greeted her. "I'd love to."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:30 am


He looked ...dead. Like a glassy eyed doll, and she almost wanted to wave a hand behind the man, to see if he was a marionette with strings. It was unnerving enough to make her forget.

"Oh goodie, that means I'll have something in common with people here. Was wondering if I was ever gonna find sommit."

Boldly, Clerise stared up at Robert, head tilted, eyes manic. A challenge was at hand, and that was one thing that she couldn't ever just leave alone. Sleeping dogs and bears both deserved to be poked with sticks.

"Excellence. Meet you on the grounds in fifteen?" An equally shark-like grin matched Robert's, a wild laugh burbling in her throat.

Clerise reached a gauntlet-clad hand upwards, lightly patting the other Life hunter's face.

"It is ON."

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:50 pm


Robert stood stoic until she leaned up to pat his face, and the stone facade came crashing down as he flailed ridiculously to try and get her away from him.

"Yeah, yeah, 15 minutes. Gives me enough time to finish cleaning up. Now get out of here, go stretch or something so I don't pull your hamstring when I'm dragging you across the floor."

He finished sweeping up the mess, and started putting all of the ingredients away.
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