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 Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:33 pm
Matt Striker was shown backstage sitting in a chair across from former tag team champions Freakshow and Brantley. Jed was on stage right side, while Freakshow and Brantley were on the stage left side. Freakshow had his Undisputed championship over his right shoulder as Brantley had the Deific championship over his left shoulder. Freakshow was of course sitting on the left of Matt Striker, while Brantley was closes to the camera. Matt looked at the champions and then said. "Well look at you two. Congrats by the way!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:50 pm
 Freak is wearing a disheveled looking suit and his holding a bottle of champagne in his hand. "Bahahahaha! Matt, brother!" He slaps Striker on the back, grinning from ear to ear, the sides of his jackets pushed back to expose the Undisputed Gold, "Congrats indeed! Lemme tell ya' something right now," He looks a Brantley, then back to Striker, "Today, today is a good day to be a Marauder, ain't no denying that baby," He claps his hands together and cackles, "Hahhahahahahaha!" He wipes a joyful tear from his eye. "We've got all the gold man! All of it! Me and Brantley took care of business last night, I did what I said I would do. He did what he said he'd do. And after, after,.. Aaaw you should've been there. We had women, a limo, Lil B was there, I can't- I can't even tell you how great it is, what you can do when you're the CHAMP!" He pointed to Brantley, "Brantley, tell em' what we did. Give em' the rundown of the Marauders 24 Hour After Party!" He concludes before taking a huge gulp of the drink. The fans boo throughout the whole spiel. Normally Freak would wait for them to quiet down, but he was having too good a time to let them ruin this moment.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:27 pm
Brantley is wearing the epitome of swag in most African countries. Of course, in Africa, swag is much poorer, but he still swaggin'. "Check this out, hour one, the limo pulled up outside the arena. Who was in it? Lil B. Bitches. Hos. Money. Illegal s**t." Brantley looked around, "Just in case people didn't know, b***h is a synonym for woman." He chuckled to himself and patted his gold. "Hours 2-23, drink, intercourse, drink, intercourse... More intercourse. Not in the limo though, that'd be gay. Word up. Finally we got to hour 24, we came back here to win, yet even more, championship gold. Which most people know is bound to happen against us." Brantley held in his tears making sure he didn't look gay or anything. "Well, I mean, I beat Harli, and he beat Chrono. Chrono is a 'god' and we face G.O.D. But you know what? That's not important because you know who I slept with? Jarel's mother. You know the chubby ones get love too." The crowd boo'd pretty ferociously, but no one seemed to care.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:53 pm
Matt smiled and tried not to laugh. " That's great. Freakshow and Brantley how do you two feel after holding almost all the gold of the world wrestling federation guild. Not only did Freakshow on, Christmas Day, become Undisputed champion, but you also became the second Grand slam champion. After Brantley retained the Deific championship. You both, The Midnight Marauders, had two championships each. The Tag team championships and the two championships on your shoulders. The only thing you two would have needed to have all the championships would be the Intercontinental Championship held by Major.. and The Bruiser Championship held by Rebz. So how do you two feel? "
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:32 pm
"It feels horrible," Freak says grimly, before his tone warps into the same joyous snarl, "How do you think it feels Matt?!?! Most people are lucky to get ONE title in WWFG.. I've had them all! It feels great!" He nods smugly, "And I would've kiiiiilled to have taken on Major and Rebz.. In fact, after I beat Chrono, without cheating, by the way, I had enough energy.. I could've taken on this entire locker room WITH my arm tied behind my back, ya feel me?" He sniffs. "But hey.. That would've been myself and Brantleys third match that night.. And frankly, I don't think anyone really deserves to see THAT much of us.. Especially these filthy disgusting fans," He concludes before being boo'd profusely.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:54 pm
Matt Striker looked at Freakshow, not sure what to say. " Well either congrats. But speaking of Rebz. A few months ago there was Royal Rumble hype where you, Brantley, were a parent with Rebz in the WWFG Christmas card. If I may show a photo! Quote: It was a picture of five wrestlers. Brantley Summers, Harli, Duality, Rebz, and The Number Three. Brantley Summers and Rebz were in the back standing up with there arms locked around each others.It seemed like they were the only "Normal" thing about this picture. The Number Three was sitting cross legged in the front of the two "Parents". He was grinning when the picture was taken.. Duality was standing on the left looking in at "The Family". Duality had his head turned to the side while wearing his mask. He had the left shoulder blade turned towards the camera. On the right, Harli had his arms crossed and his chest raised up showing off his muscles. He seemed the be the only one with out a shirt for some reason. But that didn't matter as he looked built like a brick house. My question is, is there any story behind that? Are you and Rebz friends, more than friends, maybe a secret member of The Midnight Marauders, or was this you just doing your job?
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:39 pm
"Well Matt, as we all know, I get females." Brantley spiked his hair a little more. "But, with that known, I did not have sexual relations with that young woman. I mean, we all know I could have, but I chose not to." Brantley nudged an imaginary person and gave a wink. "But as for her relation to me and/or Freak is... Well I lied. My Clinton impression isn't as on point as I thought it would be. But yah, I demolished that. I mean, it was brilliance in a bed. I tore, it, up." Brantley did the nudge/wink combo again. "OH YAH!" He stood up and started violently pelvic thrusting the air throwing some smacks in before again sitting down. "Afterwards, we discussed women's rights and how much of a joke it is. I mean, the only thing women should have in the Olympics is cooking, cleaning, and having intercourse to make babies. Seriously, the fact Rebz is allowed to be Bruiser Champion is a disgrace. The only good thing is that one of my conquests is a champion."
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:48 pm
"Okay I guess you didn't. But over to you, Freakshow. There was a rumor, before you face Malice at the Rumble... That you plan to retire. Where did this rumor come from? Did you make this up to throw your opponent, Malice, into a false sense of security. Make him let his guard down?" Matt looked Freakshow while a little confused at Brantley who looked like he was nodding the answer yes and smirking.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:03 pm
"Do I look like I'm about to retire?" Freak says, pointing at the belt, "It's funny, ya know, people are wondering if the Second Grand Slam Champion... Current World Champion... Most handsome man in wrestling.. Is going to retire? Like what, I'm starting to lose it?" Freak says, putting emphasis on it, referencing a jab one of his old rivals had made towards him recently in another place, "No no no, my friend.. I don't know who spread those rumors, but rest assured...," Freak takes a sip from the bottle,
"I'm gunna be here for a long... Long time.."
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:12 pm
The crowd booed at this, some cheered. " Even though the crowd is currently booing you for saying that. I have to say that is a very, very good thing. Which brings me to your guys main event tag team championship match. Eariler tonight our new World Wrestling Federation Guild owner announced that WWFG wrestler will no longer have rematch clause. You and Brantley might be the last people to ever get a rematch for a championship. What do you two plan to do know you guys get this opportunity to get your championships back?
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:00 pm
"Well Matt, first, Imma ******** Jimmy's wife. Second, Imma give it to her again. Third, I'll do it one more time. Then, after that, we're gonna do what we do best. Win." Brantley pulled out a pipe and lit it before placing it gently in his mouth. He blew into a couple of times, crossed one leg over the other, and took the pipe out of his mouth. "Now, Matt, as we all know, the Midnight Marauders are born winners. We came out of he womb having sex with beautiful women. The Marauders don't have to really plan anything to be honest. We just win, and we do it clean. Check out my match with Harli, clean as hell." He blew a couple more times into the pipe. "I'm so fresh, G.O.D. can suck my nuts."
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:14 pm
Matt looked at Brantley for a second, pausing and letting Freakshow talk. Matt was going to ask if he meant the tag team know as The Notorious G.O.D. Or just mention something bout there has been alot of gods in WWFG lately.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:27 pm
"Yeah, I mean all these Gods frolicking around," Freak crosses his arms, "Me and Summers better than all of them. Including Notorious.. It's like, I was walking down the street with my friend Kanye West the other day, and he says to me," Freakshow strokes at his chin pretentiously, "Whats a god to a non-believer?" He stops stroking at his chin, "I guess you could say in regards to Notorious G.O.D, I'mma non-believer, straight up. They got lucky last time, got the drop on us. Lets see if those FAGS can beat me fresh. So fresh they can suck my nuts,"
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