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I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAY, GAY BAR!

GAY BAR by Electric Six begins to play as the returning Midnight Marauders, Freakshow and Brantley Summers, walk out. Freakshow would carry on his usual entrance, spitting on kids and punching uteri, while Brantley would walk up to the ring quickly and get in.Freakshow eventually made his way up the steps and into the ring as it was a Tag match.

Awake and Alive plays on the speakers, blinding white lights flashing in tune with the orchestral opening riff. Jimmy Monera and Lester Cryden walk out onto the ramp, each flash of light causing Jimmy's coat... And championship... To reflect it, sparkling. With their tag team belts around their waists, and Nathalie Roth blowing kisses to the audience behind them, The Notorious G.O.D. descend the ramp, looking pumped from their win the night before.

While Lester climbs up onto the apron, Jimmy and Nathalie take the stairs, and all three wind up in the ring. Jimmy climbs up onto a nearby turnbuckle, giving the crown his usual crucifix pose, while Lester does the same in the opposite corner.

As their music dies down, and they return to the center, Nathalie hands Jimmy a microphone, and lets it go with a quick kiss.

"Before we begin tonight," Jimmy starts, "I'd like to talk to you all about a subject that's very near and dear to my heart. Faith. Faith in the one true God, faith in his begotten son, The Lord Jesus Christ, and faith in yourselves. You see, not only is faith a powerful thing to have... Something that can bring strength to your heart in even your weakest moments... It's something that you can, and will, be rewarded for.

"Last night, at the Royal Rumble, God saw a contest going on between two followers... True believers in his holy creed... And two dedicated sinners, lost in their life of excess and indulgence. And what did he do? He decided that the righteous would prevail, and be allowed to know victory. Which is exactly what my faith says he'll decide tonight."

Jimmy hands the microphone, and his coat, over to Nathalie, who leaves the ring. The bell rings, as Lester takes his place in the corner.

Freak responds from the apron "Yeah brah, I bet when he farts, it sounds like this," He forms an 'O' with his mouth, then makes a light breathing sound "Hhhhhhh,"

Brantley flexed and kissed his muscles before getting prepared for the test of strength. He got stuck in the face and went flying across the ring back to his corner and got up holding his jaw coming back.

As Jimmy and Brantley once again close in on each other, Jimmy attempts to Irish whip him into an unoccupied corner. If it succeeds, he'll attempt a running dropkick into that corner.

Seeing Brantley leave the ring, Jimmy signals the ref, asking him to start the ten count. In the meantime, Jimmy strikes his crucifix taunt again, smirking down at Brantley.

((How can the ref be distracted with Jimmy when he's basically just posing? Sure, he asked for the ten count, but wouldn't the ref's attention return straight to Brantley immediately afterwards?))

Lester watches Harli silently, curious abut what he's planning to do.