Okay, so, out of boredom, I've decided that I'm going to start a dice rolling game. I wont be stupid enough to say, omg, you liek needz to roll 20 d100's and the only prizes you get are on 20 or 20 000... No, lets go simpler:
Roll a d20:
1: You win 100 gold
2: You win 10 gold
3: You win a daily chance item
4: You win a fish
5: You MUST post a picture of a fish bigger than a man or you will no longer be able to win prizes.
6: You win 2 daily chance items
7: You MUST tell an awful (And my standards are low) joke or you will no longer be able to win prizes.
8: You win a joke from me!
9: You win TWO jokes from me!!!!!
10: Post a meme/lolcat/DYAC/demotivator or you will no longer be able to win prizes.
11: You win 50 gold
12: You have to say something that can be replied with "That's what she said" or you will no longer be able to win prizes.
13: Post a picture of a black cat or you will no longer be able to win prizes.
14: Bonus roll!
15: Post a picture of a fancy* bread roll or you will no longer be able to win prizes.
16: You win an item available from the shops, at my whim.
17: You win an animal related joke from me.
18: You win 10 gold.
19: You win 100 gold
20: Roll a d6, times the result by 100 and that's how much gold I win and you have to send me, or, you guessed it, you will no longer be able to win prizes.
Rules:
1: One roll a week, maximum, unless you roll straight 14's, then keep going till you don't roll a 14.
2: If you don't accept your prize in a week, it's gone.
3: No recycling pictures, lolcats, meme's, jokes, etc.
4: * Fanciness will be judged by the general populace out of 5, 5 being the highest, 1 the lowest. If you receive an average of 3 or higher after a week, you may roll again. If not, then you may post another 'fancy' roll until you do.
5: You may reject any prize except jokes. Jokes are mandatory. You can either have jokes PM'd to you directly to spare the pain with your fellow Gaians, or you can share and I'll post them here. Rejected prizes cannot be redeemed for re-rolls.
6: In regards to number 16, the item will be bought from any shop by me, then sent to you. You may reject it, though I will at least try and get the gender right on the item.
7: In regards to number 20. How else do you think I'm going to pay for this?
8: if you delete posts, I will know and not give you a prize and will probably refrain from giving you any real prizes. Jokes are exempt.
9: Finally, dice roll prizes are subject to change at my whim and are therefore not legally binding. I will refrain from doing it often, but if things get stale, this is your pre-warning.
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tinypic.
That's all folks. Roll away!
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