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 Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:21 pm
If any of you are like me, you have a MILLION character ideas swirling around in your head but not enough time to play them all. Or maybe you're just goofy or I dunno.
This thread is RP-ISH... but there aren't really any formal rules other than no unnecessary swearing and not verbally attacking another RPer...
Other than that, anything goes. That means 1-liners, rando characters, god-modding, all forms of munching are welcome. Anything goes kids.
No. I will not be making this any prettier. You also don't need to use proper posting format, unless you so desire. I do ask that you at least try to maintain good enough spelling and grammar so that others can understand you, but that's just me...
EDIT: forgot to mention. This is still a CYBER-FREE zone. Not as in cybering is free as in it's a NO.
That is all.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:37 pm
NYANCATS nyan I say, nyan! ........................................................................................................................................................................................
Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
"I dare say, this shade doesn't suit my eyes at all. Not one bit!"
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow.
........................................................................................................................................................................................ did I mention I hate pink?
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:55 pm
D a i s y Daisy flowed in the breeze without a care in the world. Then a pink cat showed up out of nowhere ruining Dasiy's perfectly sunny day.
Daisy ignored the cat and continued swaying in the breeze.
Then Daisy realized that cats sometimes eat flowers. Daisy muttered in a hushed tone.
"Please don't eat me..."
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:18 am
 Up high,
In the sky,
A bird flew by...
And birthed a baby turd.
Labor was long, as long as any birdy turd could possibly take to squeeze out into the world. Turd did her best to wiggle and squirm and fight her way free of the other turdlets. Eventually her little head peeked out to view the world and before she knew it she was be shoved out! Oh what a joy it was to be pinched off and freed!
((I can't believe I'm joining in this insanity.))
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:00 am
NYANCATS nyan I say, nyan! ........................................................................................................................................................................................
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow.
"I can't believe you have the audacity to land on my head. Nyan you, turd!"
Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
"Sorry daisy, it had to be done. If turd hadn't landed on me then I wouldn't have had to wipe it off onto you. Nyannnnnn."
........................................................................................................................................................................................ did I mention I hate pink?
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:05 pm
Pikachu, go!Pi ka chu !
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"Wait. Waiiiiittt. What the efffffffffffffff happened to my face? I mean, pikachu...with...a question mark."
Pikachu reached up to touch its face and, indeed, it really was gone! What could've happened to it? Did he leave it in the pokeball by mistake? Did Team Rocket steal it?
Wait a minute."How am I talking without a mouth? I mean, pikachu."
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:18 pm
Narrator:
Of course Nyancat had to wipe the turd onto the daisy. What no one expected to come next was for the daisy to reach up, wrap it's petals around Nyancat's ear and pull Nyancat's face right in front of daisy's. Daisy then wiped the turd off her face and onto Nyancat's face. The bright pink cat shrieked and shrieked as the super-humanly strong daisy held it's ear. Daisy then let go and Nyancat scurried away to go rub turd off on some other poor daisy, hopefully one with no personality.
Of course, Nyancat did spend about five minutes pondering how a daisy could have grabbed it's ear and yet still be plucked from the ground with ease by any human. It occured to Nyancat that the daisy must be magical. Yes, magical indeed... Perhaps it is a Hulk daisy.
Of course then there was faceless Pikachu. Nyancat was still staring at the daisy as it walked off to wipe turd onto another daisy and instead it walked into faceless Pikachu. The turd met Pikachu's face and made a rather unsavoury squelching noise as the two reverberated off each other. This left faceless Pikachu with turd on it's visage.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:25 pm
D a i s y "Take that, you... you.... strangely colored cat!"
Daisy shook its fist at the cat.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:36 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:04 pm
   ☽ │ S │ a │ i │y │ u │ r │ i │♦│ M │ i │y │ a │ k │ o │ ☾ I t ' s x n o t x t h e x s i z e x o f x t h e x d o g x i n x t h e x f i g h t . . . I t ' s x t h e x s i z e x o f x t h e x f i g h t x i n x t h e x d o g .____________________ ______ _______________ ______ ____________________ I am like smoke...
Saiyuri couldn't hold in her laughter any longer. He just looked so effeminate without his mask on! She shifted out of the key and before Theodore could know who she was, she shifted again into the prince himself. Only, this form was slightly different. This version was a female Theodore. She was even dressed in a pink princess outfit.
"I'm a big scary vampire princess!" She held up two fingers by her mouth, making fangs with them. She then said, "Rawr!!!"
____________________ ______ _______________ ______ ____________________ As soon as you find me, I disappear Team One
Second in Command Location: Theodore's room/Team Three's Base
Thoughts: Teehee!!!!
Mood: Highly amused
With: Theodore.
Energy: 53%
Health: 100% {{ Ooc: Had to. X3 }}
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:57 pm
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu..."
skip a bit, brother...
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:09 pm
ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death!
ROBIN: Oh, great.
KNIGHT: Look!
ARTHUR: There's the old man from Scene 24!
BEDEMIR: What is he doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each
traveller five questions--
KNIGHT: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--
KNIGHT: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.
ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?
ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
ROBIN: Oh, I won't go.
KNIGHT: Who's going to answer the questions?
ARTHUR: Sir Robin!
ROBIN: Yes?
ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.
ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go?
LAUNCELOT: Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed.
I shall make a feint to the north-east--
ARTHUR: No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on! Just answer the five
questions--
KNIGHT: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch... and
pray.
LAUNCELOT: I understand, my liege.
ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.
KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
KEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN: That's easy!
KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:38 pm
♕
Ｐrince Ｔheodore Ｚ. Ｄeigon
ץour ლajesty Soulcrusher τeam τhree ♛ ℓeader
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The vampire couldn't help but be shocked by the sudden appearance of his female alter ego. Theodore began to wonder if the fumes of Beatrix's blood had somehow seeped into his system and instead of creating seven sins, had manifested this concoction. He couldn't deny that this female version of himself was rather attractive. She had his elegant features and long black hair but best of all: she had gigantic boobs. The vampire reached out and wrapped his large hands around the enormous breasts before him. Giving them a little squeeze he wondered if his alter ego had had pre-mortem work done or it those twins were real.
"Hello sexy..."
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ѲҪҪ: Nyannnn
ζocation: Nyan ♛ ɱood: Nyan ♛ Ҫompany: Nyan
Your worst nightmare
♕
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:47 pm
☽ │ S │ a │ i │y │ u │ r │ i │♦│ M │ i │y │ a │ k │ o │ ☾ I t ' s x n o t x t h e x s i z e x o f x t h e x d o g x i n x t h e x f i g h t . . . I t ' s x t h e x s i z e x o f x t h e x f i g h t x i n x t h e x d o g .____________________ ______ _______________ ______ ____________________ I am like smoke...
"Did I hear someone proclaiming the power of the holy hand grenade? The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!?!? Don't do it good sir, you'll flatten us all!" She yelled at the men getting ready to cast the grenade outside.
Then, the vampire prince groped her. Or himself... or herself... 0.o The pink Nyan Cat stepped in and said, "That's not very lady-like of you Theodore. Not lady-like at all, Nyan." That last nyan was a very disapproving nyan.
____________________ ______ _______________ ______ ____________________ As soon as you find me, I disappear Team One
Second in Command Location: Theodore's room/Team Three's Base
Thoughts: Teehee!!!!
Mood: Highly amused
With: Theodore.
Energy: 53%
Health: 100% {{ Ooc: }}
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:30 pm
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Chris giggled as Theo grabbed his boobs leaning back he winked and "CHU!" A kiss on the cheek and in a puff of smoke he turned back into his normal form. "I GotCHUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Under my skin~" He teased the vampire as he smacked his cheeks playfully. The power of body transformation magic!!!
"booombadaboomboombooom boom boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!" he chimes as a magic wand appears and he pokes Theos nose as a piggy tail grows out of his butt. Chris then walked around and pulled the tail. "CURLYQ!!!! I CHOOSE j0000000000!!!!!"
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