The titantron lights up and we see Freak standing in ring. He'd just lost his match with Rosario, and it'd taken a grand total of about five or six minutes for it to happen. He storms up to the ref and grabs him by the shirt, "I kicked out!" He screams in the officials face, "Reverse it! He grabbed my tights, pulled my hair!" Freak shoves him out of the way, not even waiting for a response. He throws a punt at the bottom rope, even though the bottom rope never did anything to him. Meanwhile the fans chant:

"Freakshow swallows" clap, clap, clap clap clap, "Freakshow swallows,"

This does nothing to help the mans psyche. He rolls out of the ring and heads straight for a stage hand, "Gimme that!" he snatches the microphone away from him, before rolling into the ring. The fans begin to boo even louder with the knowledge that Freak had the microphone.. "This is Bull#$%^!" He yells over the crowd, "This match doesn't count! I would never lose! I am a WINNER!" This doesn't do much to change the mind of the fans. "Referee! Restart the match!" The ref shakes his head. The fans pipe in with another chant:

"You suck"

"I suck? I SUCK!?!" Freakshow tosses the microphone on the ground, hits the ropes, and elbow drops the mat, before scrambling up to his feet. He grabs the microphone, before pointing at the ground that he'd just elbow dropped. "That doesn't suck!" He, again, to illustrate his point, drops the microphone, hits the ropes, and elbow drops some invisible wrestler who was laying on the floor. This time he hits a funny bone in his arm. He finds his way back up, this time clutching at his elbow. The ref picks the mic up for him this time and hands it over. Freak accepts it, then shoves the ref, "I'm the greatest wrestler of all time!" He claws at his hair, "I don't need this, I don't need this s**t! You're all nothing without me! NOTHING I SAY!" He pauses to see if any of that registered with them.. Nope. They just kept on jeering.. "Oh yeah, well-,

I QUIT!"

The roof is blown of the building. Kim Jong Il, dead, Gaddaffi, dead, Bin Laden, dead, and Freakshow might as well be dead, because they wouldn't be seeing anymore of him anytime soon. The rolls out of the ring and stomps up the ramp while the fans sing him out of the building.