Interviewer: We're here with WWE:E Undisputed Champion, Brantley Summers. Now Brantley, you just came off a big win against at the Crusade in the Triple Cage against Mike Landry, Chrono Clepsydra, and Phoenixfire. You were the first person to walk both in and out of the triple cage as champion as well. And on top of all of this, you only threw one punch and made it connect to the face of a woman. How do you feel?

Summers: How do I feel? How do I feel? Fantastic. I just retained the WWE:E Undisputed Championship with ease. Looking back on the film of the event, like I always do so I can see what I can do better, I saw something. I could have won that match with my arms and my right leg tied to my d**k. I saw that nothing I did could have been better which goes to prove, I'm the best. Now, I see what everyone is saying on the internet. 'Neeeeeeeh Yuke saved you. Neeeeeeh Mike Landry would've won if he hadn't be such a hero. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.' Well I say neh! I SAY NEH!

Interviewer: Well, I'm not exactly sure what that's supposed to mean, but I must say you didn't win by traditional methods. Your win will forever be plagued as a cheap win.

Summers: But who came out with the belt Mister... Well I don't care enough to know your name. The simple fact is, I'm still champion and I plan on holding it for a very, very, long time.

Interviewer: Well, I guess we'll have to wait and see on that matter. But this week it looks like you have a pretty big challenge ahead of you. Next Destiny, you face Mike Land-

Summers: ARE YOU S******G ME? Any f******g chance they f*******g get, they just try to f*** me in the ***. Oh he'll get locked in the Figure of Perfection! Try to break my f*******g body and make me lose my f*******g championship. A bunch of b******. That's all who plans this for me. A**holes and b******. The f*******g man is always trying to bring me down. Well you know what? I bet I'll beat the motherf*****. I'm the best! I'm better than f*****g Chrono, Malice whatever stupid s****y name he comes up with. I'm better than Mike Landry. I'm better than Major Devastation, the f**. To quote a douchebag, "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be." Out.