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 Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:37 pm
* ~ "A Lewis Keys Christmas ~ *
(Lewis Keys's Twisted Christmas Tale) "Greetings again, everyone, and Happy Holidays!
By now I'm sure you're all quite familiar with who I am, and I assure you that I've been watching you all very closely. I know which of you have been naughty this year, which of you have been nice, and which of you have been very naughty and very nice as well. Normally this is where I would tease you with some cryptic words and invite you to some challenge of mine that I've prepared for the betterment of your situation and my own personal amusement. However, it comes to my attention that last year there was a certain devil who thought that he could distort the meaning of Christmas and bend the holiday...and my favorite toys (you all)...to his own whims.
I just can't have that now, can I? Oh no, Christmas is the time for giving! That is to say, giving to me...plenty of enjoyment, entertainment, and perhaps if you all perform admirably at my little game, you will be duly rewarded as you always are by merry Lewis Keys. Shall I reach into my bag of goodies and share with you a vision of wonder? Well? Are sugarplums dancing about inside of your minds already? Very well then, the rules of this little game are simple! We're going to write ourselves a Christmas story to surpass the one you all put together for that other devil and prove once and for all that when it comes to Inaba, Lewis Keys is the master of Holiday Mischief!
Sound interesting? Of course it does! I'll get you all started...and once I've begun, I'll leave it in your hands to...heat things up.
Best of luck, my cheerful friends! And a Merry Christmas to you...
Buona Fortuna, amici!" Quote: Lewis Keys's Twisted Christmas Tale Rules1. You may contribute to the story no more than 5 times unless otherwise approved. 2. You may contribute no more than 5-8 sentences in any one contribution. 3. You may make your contributions at any time, but never back-to-back. 4. Your contributions may be anything you wish, but cannot contradict what was written in the previous contributions. 5. Your contributions must include characters/locations/ideas of some sort that pertain to this Guild. 6. As this is a Christmas story, the setting is Christmas-time. While most details will be highly malleable, please maintain this basic premise. 7. Please try to copy the format/style of my original contribution for your own. 8. More details may be added later.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:44 pm
Speaker - Lewis Keys * ~ "A Lewis Keys Christmas Story" ~ *Who knew baking Christmas cookies could be so hard?!
Her eyes, filled with tiny little tears at the miniature burns that marred her fingers here and there, gazed out the window at the falling snow just beyond the pane of glass and wished with all her heart for just a moment that she had taken the time to learn how to bake. It had been more than half a year now since she had begun dating him, but this was the first time that she had ever actually planned on making him something sweet in the oven. And she was ruining it, oh sweet gods in the heavens above, she was butchering her Christmas surprise to her boyfriend and no matter how she tried to sugarcoat it, these sugar-coated goodies were just a complete and utter disaster! What was a girl to do when she couldn't even finish a decent gingerbread man on Christmas Eve for her boyfriend, anyway?
"Oh no! He'll be here soon, and I haven't finished anything at all," Nix's voice was distraught, once again shifting her focus to the fading sun in the horizon and the clock on the wall...he'd be here soon and she hadn't completed a single edible cookie. What was a girl to do?!
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(Next writer picks up where I left off!)
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:15 pm
Speaker - Eido Aeroda
And as the Lovely Nix worked over a hot stove to create the perfect sweets for her sweet, suddenly there were Ninjas!!! Ninjas Everywhere! They appeared to try to prevent her from getting the ingredients right for her cookies that were to be delivered to to her Wonderful and Fabulous Prince Charming!
"You picked the wrong time to Interrupt!" she called, raising a Rolling Pin and beginning battle with the nearest one. However, as Nix single-handedly managed to knock out all of the Ninjas, she was shocked to find out....
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:38 pm
 Speaker - Lord Seo Taihaku * ~ "A Lewis Keys Christmas Story" ~ *"Hello."
...There was a ghost behind her! Or rather, he looked as much like a ghost as someone could if they weren't a ghost, as pale and drawn out as he was...black circles beneath his eyes and a trickle of crimson blood down the corner of his mouth making him look on the verge. His hair was long black and his smile was brilliant and honest, though obviously pained, a black haori over his shoulders and eyes that watched her with a youthful sort of gleam.
"I am the ghost of Christmas Past, and tonight you will be receiving visits from myself and-BLARGH!!" his proclamation was interrupted by a horrible series of violent, wet coughs, blood splattering all over the ninjas on the floor until he had hacked up nearly half a lung in the process. By the time he was finished, there was a stream of red covering the lower half of his lips and chin, but he was smiling as brightly as ever. "Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts, of which I am the first...and if you wish to complete your Christmas Cookies in time for your boyfriend's arrival, you will need to come with us to...some places...and do...some things! Then, and only then, will you be ready to see your love tonight and make beautiful young heirs toge-BLARGHHACKHACK!"
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(Next writer picks up where I left off!)
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:54 pm
Speaker - Izaya Amatsu "Hold it right there. Now I don't mind running away, but to drag a young girl like her into it seems pretty low. We're not here to prevent you from making cookies little miss. We're after...him." Izaya said, strolling in casually between the ninjas, who now backed off to either side of their leader, who took another puff of his cigarette as he stuffed his hands in his pockets. "You see, you're not suppose to finish those cookies. But Mr. Selfish here thought that, just to fix a pure innocent maiden's heart, he could mess with the time stream. We're actually...TIME COPS! And we're here for him!" Izaya shouted suddenly, striking a pose as a ridiculous theme played in the background to emphasize the revelation. "You damn time cops, you think you understand everything, but you don't know the most important thing in this world." Seo said, gently grabbing Nix's hand and pulling her behind him, as he lowered the napkin from his red tinted lips. "It's LOVE! Struggling to make the perfect cookies, even though God has deemed you unfit for the kitchen! Awkwardly attempting dates, even though you don't understand your loved one's tastes! Picking the latest horror movie so she'll cling to your arm, and forgetting you're actually a total sissy, and she loves that stuff! That's LOVE! And I won't let you ruin i-BLARGHACKHACK!!" Seo fell to a knee as he gripped his chest, another fit taking him at the worst possible moment. Nix was worried, and confused at this point, but somehow she knew that this stranger only meant well. After glancing behind her to see he left his portal open, she finally decided! Gripping Seo's hand, she turned and dashed towards it, away from the frightened time police. "WAIT!" Izaya shouted, just as she vanished, the portal leading to...!
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:08 pm
Speaker- Rorek Viral Taihaku, Head of the Viral Clan Quote: Someone pick it up while I go Defend my Title! That Upstart thinks he can beat me...
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:49 am
Speaker- Who do you think? The Z-lady's man! in completely different places! Nix's head was fuzzy for a moment as she looked around, hoping to catch some sight of the kind ghost who had helped her, before her eyes slowly started to adjust to the unnatural darkness. In front, she could make out the image of a room, though it seemed alone in the void, making it clear to her that she was in no normal place; and the voice that startled her suddenly did nothing to help her nerves with it's high pitch and sudden increase in volume. "HEEEEEEEYYY BABE! IIIIIIII'M the ghostofchristmaspast. Yeah, apparently it's in my contract, I can't call myself Zeo, it's a load of bull." The sudden blue haired arrival said, waving off her comments with a look that said to ignore all the inconsistencies. "Um, wasn't the stranger from before the Gho-""Yeeeah, but he died." The look of shock on Nix's face was enough to turn any Ghost's heart to mush. "I'm kidding! Kidding! But when I heard there was a new girl today, and that she was a total babe, I may have signed him up for some Sick Leave, and I mean have you SEEN the guy? Dude needs some serious Sick Leave. So now I and my harem of hot ghost babes are to guide you to the past, so that you can see how sexy I am! I mean, how sexy your cookies could be! I mean, oh nevermind, just get to the depressing backstory already!"As he spoke, it seemed like the room in the distance drew closer, and as it did it began to resemble an orphanage, just like the one Nix had lived in before. As it came near, it became clear that there was a figure sitting alone in that room, and that person was...!
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:21 pm
Speaker - Sano Gallen * ~ "A Lewis Keys Christmas Story" ~ *Nix as a child sitting at a table, writing on an sheet of white paper. There was a small smile on her face as she wrote, humming a little tune to herself. "What are you doing?" Sano asked as he looked at what his dear sister was doing. "Writing a letter to Santa. They said that if you write him a letter asking something for Christmas it'll come true so I'm asking him few new parents and-" Without a word the brother snagged the paper and tore it to shreds! Tears filled the young Nix's eyes as she watched her work get ruined in a blink of an eye.. ---------------------------------------- Quote: That's how you tell a story!.. Idiots. Just try to top that.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:07 pm
 Speaker - Elke Shula * ~ "A Lewis Keys Christmas Story" ~ *But her tears were short-lived, much as her chances at a joyful youth, when from the floor of the orphanage behind both the young girl and the young boy emerged a ring of fire like a portal directly into the bowels of Hell. From within a demon, face lined with telltale tattoos and red hair was arisen from those depths, toothy and sadistic grin on his face as he came to stand behind them...and in an instant, his powerful hands had seized the boy by the neck and his legs, lifting him into the air and tearing him in two in one clean motion! Blood spewed and Nix was splattered with the crimson liquid from her b*****d brother's corpse, which quickly disappeared from sight, devoured by the demon standing before her.
"I am the devil of Failed Christmases! This is what happens to those who fail to embrace the spirit...and you as well, if 8 years from now you fail to make delicious cookies for your boyfriend on this day! ...Now scram, 'cause I'm still hungry!"
In a mixture of horror and fear, the young Nix dashed from the room and the vision began to fade. Gone were the orphanage and the ghost of Christmas Past that had visited her, and she was returned to her kitchen and the unfinished cookies, only to be startled again by the sudden low laughter of a devious, seductive voice that purred to life behind her with a terrorizing sort of glee.
"It's no wonder you were so traumatized back then, to forget until this day that your brother was already dead at the hands of that Fiend...but now, come with me...for I am the ghost of Christmas Traum...I mean...Present...and those cookies won't finish themselves now, will they? Hmm hm..."
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(Next writer picks up where I left off!)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:53 pm
Speaker - Shay Takeda * ~ "A Lewis Keys Christmas Story" ~ *Just like that all those years of therapy went out the window for Nix, making the task of making Christmas Cookies even more of a challenge! It was starting to look more difficult than that time she had to out-run a giant boulder after touching a golden idol-statue! She was just trying to dust it off was all and they threw that big rock at her, but back to Christmas and the spooky ghost! "Yes, lets hurry up and get this over with. I don't want to end up like my brother because I can't get these cookies done in time.. Did you almost say Christmas Trauma?" Nix asked, not so sure if this ghost was the real one, the Ghost of Christmas Past got replaced and all. ".. Oh well! Are we going to find some sort of treasure to give me decent cooking abilities!?" The girl asked, her eyes filled with hope. ---------------------------------------- Pick it up from here yo!
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:29 pm
Speaker - Mataki "Mm, yes. You will be a great canvas..." As Elke approached Nix's spine felt a few shivers, but those were certainly just because it was cold. "You see, the cookies you baked were actually so awful, that they fractured on December 25th, 2012, scattering across the earth and embedding their fragments in five young heroes! Ever since that day, they became...the Super Sentai Ghosts of Christmas!" Suddenly, more posing as Elke smirked whimsically, a face unbecoming the ridiculousness of his position of Super Sentai Pink. "However, if we can gather all the fragments of your cookies by gathering all of the Ghosts together, then perhaps enough power will remain to create a new batch of cookies! Though whether or not they're good...depends on the love you sprinkle in them..." Elke said with another sensual smirk, holding his blade behind his back. 'And when you are your most beautiful, I would turn you into a masterpiece...and using the power of those cookies, all the world's most fetching canvases will belong to me!'
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