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 Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:31 pm
ok this rp here is well....came outta me when i was bored and i figured huh i wanna do this so well i am ok the plot of it is (i am comine up with this as i type btw) we have evil hippies/ hobos. and Santa clause is now an evil mastermind and has ruled the world with these hobos and hippies and now elfs that come in later but these are not your average short small ones noooo these ones are big buff and bad a** (Kinda like the honey badger) and well santa wants to rule the world and figured he would use hobos and hippies since military isnt as cool as a hippie or hobo and these hobos are like the main tactical personal and the hippies provide the wepons and aid the evles in the fight and it can get really weird really fast *warning random parts in this rp and some may involve partial nudity or full whichever* and so yeah have fun with this and rp with me please
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:39 pm
(oh yeah NO POWERS AT ALL!!!! only santa has that and only two weapons of choice. and i may bring in a surpise so be prepared for the worst like vampires or zombies or even a gaint space godzilla..MORE IDEAS YES and i am litterealy making this up as i type)
Mike was a tall yet lean man he was average for you looks his eyes where blue and he was atleast 18 or so and he had short brown hair he owns a snipe and a large sized sword about his height which was 6'2 and and when he was walking to school one day he stumbled across a weird person yelling out "THE WORLD IS GONNA END BY A HIPPIE/ HOBO/ ELF ATTACK!"
"Psssh yeah right lay off the crack you ******** drug addict (oh yeah in this rp idk if you cuss its like one of those ones you need to in it but oh well idc)" Mike yelled at him
The person didnt take lightly to that and picked up a rock "Why you little b*****d i outta teach you a lesson."
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:01 pm
Lyira was walking by and heard two guys arguring. She walked over and caught the rock. "That is not nice." She smiled and said, "Can't we just get along." She threw the rock to the ground and raked her fingers through her black hair. She looked up at the tall boy with the short brown hair and she sighed. She was tired of being shorter then everyone else even though she was older. She was 19 and every one treated her like a kid for being, 5'0" She looked at the weird person and stared at him, Her red eyes sparkling. They were red because of her contacts of course because to have red eyes naturally would suggest something. "Be nice to each other of else the Rainbow Unicorn Fairy God will strike us all dead,"
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:07 pm
"Stupid girl Santa clause already has marked us dead he is gonna use mindcontrol on all the hippies and hobos soon i will be one of them." The person said and he looked at the rock "NOOOOOOO AND YOU KILLED CLUCKY HE WAS THE LAST OF MY HOPES AND DREAM HE WAS GONNA GO TO BROAD WAY!!!!!"
"Crazy old geezer." Mike said and he walked over to the stone and chucked it at a near by dog "Thats for attacking me the other day damn mutt anyway this old geezer is on crack look at his face *refer to first post on Future selves in the discusion area* and hi my names mike you are?"
The person jumped at mike "THAT WAS MY MOTHER!" He yelled and slammed mike into a fence "That mutt was my mother and that rock was my friend.''
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:13 pm
Lyira pulled on a pair of leather gloves and kicked the person in the face. "And you, need to try Meth instead." She fixed her hair and sighed. "Crazy man." She pulled her foot down and accidently stepped on a pile of trash and a box. She flipped her hair and saw a bird. "Mike Mike, Stop and look at the pretty bird...." She said and then pulled out a slingshot and shot the bird down. "Now look at the dead birdy." She said and turned and shot a rock at the geezer again. "Or pot. That might be better."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:34 pm
"Heh so your name is mike mike and daaamn nice shot but this is how you do it see that cat up there." He said and pulled out a sniper "This is how they go byebye." Mike said and without aiming shot the gun as it bounced off a rock and hit the cat
"Stupid people and i did try it they sucked but SANTA WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!" Crack head said as he looked at the box and trash "MY HOUSE!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:46 pm
Lyira turned to the Crack head and sighed, "You are just like my dad. Hes a crack head too. But hes a hippie too." She laughed at something and said, "The Crack God will strike you OD'd where you stand."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:53 pm
''dont joke about the crack god he is real.'' cracky said and looked at mike and gave him the finger
''ok your pissin me off i didnt say anything to you.'' mike said getting ready to attack the crack head
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:20 pm
Lyria did a roundhouse kick so epically awesomly that it sweeped them all off their feet. "Shut the ******** up! God damn!" She shouted and put her foot on cracky. "Leave Mike alone." She shot a rock next to Mikes head. "Stop acting like a tool!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:36 pm
''no.'' cracky said and got up ''santa will kill you all.'' he yelled and ran
''shove it up a**.'' mike said getting up watchin cracky run
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:07 pm
Lyria sighed and said, "******** you all!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:30 am
"When and where, how hard and what position?" Mike asked
"Damn hobo spilling our plans we will get you back." A small elf said looking through the bushes
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:11 pm
"In a million years, Not hard, and number seventeen." Lyria replied smoothly.
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