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Average Frustrated Chump rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 11
Total: 23 (2-40)
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 Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:44 pm
I'm relaxing in my house by the fire, enjoying a tall glass of Egg Nog and a generous portion of German chocolate cake. "Ahh yeah, good stuff. heh" I say as I eat my fill and drink to my hearts content. When suddenly someone throws a grenade into my house ".... Wha-" BOOM!!!. I wake up several hours later to find my living room ruined and my sweet nowhere to be found ".. Aww naww, I Don't think so!!! Sometimes you just.... YOU JUST WANNA WRESTLE A BEAR!!! KICK ITS BUTT SO BA YA TURN IT INTO BUTTERMILK!!" I scream randomly. I grab my katana, straw hat, Ramen lather myself with oil, and put on my censor bar. " Bear wrestling time!!!!!" i say in a random rage as i jump out of the newly formed hole in the side of my house an set out on my journey to wrestle a bear. Instead of finding a bear I come across some kind of robot smashing my cake. "HHEY!!!!, THAT MY FREAK CAKE!!! RAWR!!!!" I roar at it as i jump into the air an drawn my katana. "Super Epic Move: Tango sucka!!" I bring the blade of my sword down on my enemy slicing him down the middle. " Oh yeahh,!!! A-SHUN... powa!!!!!!!!!!!!" I cry in victory as I finish my attack. "COME AT ME BRO!!!." I yell as I go into my defensive stance
Enemy: Zero army bot
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 12
Attack Successful
Enemy: Zero army bot
HP: 28
Daily attack: 1 of 2
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Average Frustrated Chump rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:14 pm
I brace myself for impact as it comes at me like a angry bull. " Dear God!!!" I Try to attack before it hits me but I miss horribly an fall on my face ".... awww crap!!!.." I say as I dodge the next attack only to slip on a random banana peel " .. I'm rather ungraceful..." I say as i lay there
Enemy: Zero Army Bot
AC: 10
HP: 28
Attack: disgraced.. must have more egg nog crying
Daily Attack: 2 of 2
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:33 pm
I get up off the ground and prepare myself for its next attack "You Will not WIN because I will not LOSE!!" I yell at it as I go into my battle stance and charge up a powerful attack " I'M GOIN CAVE MAN!! UGA UGA TANGO UGA UGA SUCKKAAA!!!!! TANGO SUCKA!"
Will he Defeat the robot!? Will he Save his Cake!? Will he ever get to drink more Egg Nog!?? WILL HE EVER GET TO WRESTLE A BEAR AND TURN IT INTO FREAKING BUTTERMILK!!!????.... Find out next time on "AVERAGE FRUSTRATED CHUMPS VERY FRUSTRATING CHRISTMAS!!
**credits roll, theme song "Sail" By AWOLNATION.**
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Average Frustrated Chump rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 20
Total: 27 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:55 pm
Last Time on Average Frustrated Cums Very frustrating Christmas, Chum was about to go cave man on his enemy... Never let fear decide your fateeeeeee
As the robot comes at me, i attack but he dodges my attack and counters throw me into a cave. "GWAAAA!!!!" I yell as I'm thrown. "Ouf..." I grunt as I hit the ground "... geezz man.... jerk.. where Am I.. its a little dark.." I say as I light match, suddenly a bear is standing over me " Oh dear God....thats a FREAKING BEAR!!!!???" I panic and haul a** outta there, as I chases after me roaring
Enemy: Zero bot army
AC: 10
HP: 28
Attack: still nothing..... gonk
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