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 Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:43 pm
Here all of my tales of epic heroism will be recorded in the vast libraries of gaia then eventually sung with praise by men in funny hats.
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SACKtheCHAMP rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 1
Total: 12 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:47 pm
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 11
Attack successful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 39
Daily attack: 1 of 2
What exactly happened: I woke up feeling especially jubilant today. Then i realized what had awoken me. As i looked outside my home i saw metronome robot figures outside attacking the residents! I rushed to put on my clothing; shirt check, pants check, stylish hat check, cape check, sandals check, gauntlets check. I was ready to do battle. I called upon my animal friends Sir butterscotch the third my loyal puppy, my 3 goldfish may roy and lola, and Poko my jenday conure. They went into position as my guards and friends. We rushed outside as the cool air hit my face. The smell of battle assulted my senses. Suddenly i was flanked by a approaching Robot! As I surveyed the creature i determined that it is deemed a Zero bot. I decided to test their abilities. I telepathically spoke with the link to my animals and poko wanted to attack first his birdy blood/oil craving was strange but needed! Poko flew and hit the robot landing on his head and yelling into its ear. It did little damaga and i determined sound attacks would not work well and i would have to try again!
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SACKtheCHAMP rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 10
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:52 pm
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 16
Attack successfull
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 29
Daily attack: 2 of 2
Now nowing that they may have weaknesses i tried the obvious weakness of robots. Water. I asked my goldfish if they would mind attacking the intruder with a water attack and they gladly obliged willing to help me as much as they could. All three sprayed water at the robot and it seemed blown back by this attack! It was a normal attack against it cause i could tell it was not as if this robot was extremely worried about its own peril but i felt as if id deminished its life force to around 3/4ths. At this point the robots around my area retreated and i spent the rest of my day healing the wounded and discussing strategy with my fellow gaians. We would be ready for them when they returned. We had to be. I will find out who ordered this attack and if i can i will stike them down myself for i still have a few tricks up my sleeve. Be warned all who wish to destroy my christmas I WILL HAVE HOLIDAY CHEER AND VAST HORDES OF EGGNOGG! I drank a glass of my favorite flavored eggnogg before I drifted off into the plane of dreaming. Untill the morrow my companions.
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SACKtheCHAMP rolled 2 20-sided dice:
13, 16
Total: 29 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:43 pm
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 13
Attack successfull
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 13
Daily attack: 1 of 2
I awoke the next morning again to the sounds of battle outside but this time the tide seemed better. Gaians were shouting as some of their enemies fell! As I got ready and walked out the door i was slapped by non other then the same robot that attacked me. Well I was not going to have it! I used one of my strongest weapons! Mr Butterscotch the third! He rushed to bite the robot and hitting some circitry the robot was severly wounded and knelt down.
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SACKtheCHAMP rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 18
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:54 pm
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 1
Attack unsuccessfull
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 29
Daily attack: 2 of 2
I next summoned up all of my will into a blinding finishing attack! I focused my will through the gem on my helm and it shot forth but since my helm does not allow me eye holes my attack missed! The robots saw the brilliant emerald beam and retreated vowing to return yet again! Exausted from the beam i sat down and promptly fell asleep.
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