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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 14
Total: 23 (2-40)
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 Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:05 pm
Jenkins was sitting in his house reading the daily newspaper sitting in his lazy chair in a robe with a cigar and a glass of gin and tonic. When he read the headlines, that local bakery's where under attack by strange robot creature, He spit his gin and tonic everywhere. You See Jenkins has grown a large fortune from his bakery chain called Sugary Delight. It was also the fact he sold his soul to demons to get a recipe for the ultimate sugary delights he sells which caused him to grow a tail and demon wings as well as get the demonic halo. Quickly Jenkins ran to his room and threw on his best business suit, his monocle, and a bag of coins. He drove his car quickly to his nearest bakery that was close to the last place that was hit. He jump out of his car and to his surprise, The robots where already there destroying everything. He jumped out of his car and lunged at one with his bag of gold. He was determined to stop this at any cost.
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 9
Attack unsuccessful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 40
Daily attack: 1 of 2
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:09 pm
Unfortunately, He trip during his lunge and caused him to become the target of every creature in his store. "This aught to be fun now" he hissed as he wiped a bit of blood from his mouth that he got when he landed on his face. He took his stance and the epic battle commenced. Three bots lunged at him at once. So he spun his money sack around in the circle trying to defend himself.
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 6
Attack unsuccessful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 40
Daily attack: 2 of 2
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:20 pm
(dang neither attack hit)
Jenkins barely dodged the attack after he realized he swung his bag to early. "Damn, I'm going to need to step up my game if I want to protect my fortune" He thought as He stood up and prepared for the next attack.
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 13
Total: 17 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:16 am
No it was Time for Jenkins to counter attack. He prepared what he was going to do as he ran back into the battle. He gripped his money sack in both hands and swung at a group of the robots.
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 4
Attack unsuccessful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 40
Daily attack: 1 of 2
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 3
Total: 13 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:19 am
He barely missed as they used their super reflex to doge him in the nick of time. "Damn, these guys are a bit good" He thought as he prepared to be on the defensive. He took a jump back and prepared for his counter attack as one of the lead robots sprung forward at him with its robotic fists clenched. Once the bot got in range, he swung with an upper cut with the bag.
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 10
Attack successful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 37
Daily attack: 2 of 2
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:21 am
"Yes" he thought as hit hit the bot one good time causing it to fly into two other bots blowing them all up. "Alright" he thought as he prepared to kill the other 37 bots attacking his store. He stood up and rushed back into the crowd of bots.
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 14
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:20 am
Once he got close to the crowed of bots near him, Jenkins jumped up over their heads and prepared to slam down his bag of gold atop of them.
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 6
Attack unsuccessful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 37
Daily attack: 1 of 2
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 12
Total: 24 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:21 am
Due to their quickness they jumped out of the way of his attack. "Well, this isn't going in my favor now is it?" he though to himself while he swung the bag up in an attempt to get a hit on a rushing bot.
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 12
Attack successful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 25
Daily attack: 2 of 2
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:24 am
It was a great hit. The bag of gold hit the bot in its jaw and it blew into pieces sending shrapnel and other parts into eleven other bots destroying them. "Hee" Jenkins thought as it looked like the tide of this battle was turning in his favor. "Hopefully this bot attack will be over soon" as he ran towards another small group of bots on the defensive.
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 13
Total: 30 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:25 am
Jenkins ran as fast as he could. When he was nearing the bots, he knew they would all flee to avoid his attack. So he jumped one direction and threw is money sack in the other in hops of hitting a small group of bots after they broke apart.
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 17
Attack successful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: 12
Daily attack: 1 of 2
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 19
Total: 36 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:30 am
His plan went better then expected. He was able to destroy 5 with his bare hands and his bag hit one right it the chest armor causing it to fly into 7 other bots with such great force that they all blew apart. "hmm," Jenkins though, "I'm gonna need to hire some people to clean this mess up. I am not looking forward to that." Jenkins ran toward his money bag as the remaining 9 bots also ran for it. "This is gonna be a close one" he said aloud as he slid on the ground toward the bag getting ready to grab it and upper cut with it.
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
AC rolled: 17
Attack successful
Enemy: Zero Bot Army
HP: -7
Daily attack: 2 of 2
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:46 am
His attack was better then he could have hoped for, but then again it did come at a great cost. You see, he had barely got the bag of gold when the 9 bots remaining jump over him. He swung as hard and as fast upward as possible. Unbeknownst to him though there was a small tear in the bag. Was his attack has it the bag had shattered sending coins flying. At the same time the bot had exploded. This combination caused the coins to shot out in all directions like a grenade going off. It destroyed all the other bots as well as shot off into the stores back room. It all barely missed Jenkins and for that he was thankful. He stood up and wiped himself clean or at least as clean as he could. He looked around at the damaged and sighed. He then wept a little for the coin he had lost in this battle due to the last attack. "Well, this is just swell." he thought, "Now I'm gonna need a new weapon." He then remembered that for the fact he liked swords, he had kept some in each of his stores for decoration for special events. He headed into the back to the bakery part of the store. Suddenly something caught his eye and he headed over to the machine that sat there broken with coins stuck into it. On the side he read "Zero Bot Maker 2.0". "Well this is just great, they're destroying bakeries and turning them into factories to make these bots" he thought as he searched around the machine. Alas he was unable to find anything, so he headed back to his office to grab his ancient katana and another bag of money in case I need it" he said as he headed back to the front of the store.
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 10
Total: 11 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:32 pm
While searching through all the wreckage, Jenkins found a piece of paper. It read, "Hold off the town and keep destroying sweets as the zombie army grows in the graveyard outside of town" ~. Unfortunately the name had been destroyed. "Well damn, why would this person want with zombies?" Jenkins said allowed. "Well this bag of money ain't gonna do jack squat against zombies" he thought as he put his sack of money back into the safe. "Hmm, I know what I could do along with my sword," Jenkins said allowed as he ran for g-corp. He knew it was still active as he was pouring money into it as he loved grunnies. He went and pulled some strings to be allowed to take some grunnies out and 'test' them. Jenkins and his horde of 5 grunnies ran for the graveyard. There he saw a zombie strapped to a tree bitting people being forced through a conveyor belt. "Well here we go" Jenkins said as he ran with his sword drawn and the grunnies right behind him. Jenkins swung his sword at a horde of zombies that popped out from behind a tree. He did a quick count and calculated he'd have to kill about 60 or so of them to get to the master zombie. So Jenkins ran forward and had the grunnies split up to take the flanks. Jenkins swung his sword and at that time the grunnies jumped at their foes.
Enemy: Zero Zombie Army
AC: 13
HP: 60
AC rolled: 1
Attack unsuccessful
Enemy: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 60
Daily attack: 1 of 2
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The Noob Basher rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 2
Total: 3 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:36 pm
Unfortunately, he tripped had tripped on a branch and missed the zombies entiirely while the grunnies just jumped in the air and started to laugh in a grunny way at him. "Haha, just laugh it up" he said while he rolled around and lungend his sword up to stop a zombie from bating him.
Enemy: Zero Zombie Army
AC: 13
HP: 60
AC rolled: 1
Attack unsuccessful
Enemy: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 60
Daily attack: 2 of 2
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:41 pm
(well damn 2 ones in a row, a third one and I'm dead XP)
Jenkins had jabbed the sword in the zombies gut and threw it away from him. "Well guys lets set back up" Jenkins said as he ran back into formation with his grunnies.
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