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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:12 pm
Suddenly being cooped up in his room just wasn't gonna fly. He hated those four walls (or eight if you include the bathroom, or ten if you included the half-wall for the kitchen area), he hated his bed, he hated his desk and his chair and those windows and that flooring and augh. He woke up and hated everything, but unlike a certain treasure hunter with a braid from a popularish game-turned-movie franchise, he did not destroy everything.
He wanted to, but he didn't want to clean it up later.
So he just left his room, about to storm down the hall when instead he spotted Hel's door. That door, he knew that door, he had been rather intimate with that door...granted it was because he'd sealed it's keyhole and duct taped the rest of i----
Err, well, he pranked the door. That sounded a lot less dirty.
Heavy boots sludged towards that door, and without really thinking his plan through, gave it a knock. "Hel? You home?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:33 pm
Hel was home.
She was currently in the process of sorting through her new clothes after they made their run through the laundry. That’s right. It was laundry day.
The reaper hummed to herself as she worked on folding her new tunics, but paused as she heard a knock on her door, followed by a familiar voice. Oooh! Not only was it rare to get a knock, but she hadn’t spoken and seen this friend for a while! The ghoul adjusted the brim of the hat she was currently wearing (to keep the hair out of her eyes) and then smoothed out the baggy male tunic she was wearing (because all her regular tunics just got cleaned), and made her way over to the door. It swung open, and there stood Hel, with a hand on her hip and a wide grin.
“Greetings, friend, I am home!” Obviously. She just answered the door. “To what do I owe the pleasure of your presence today?”
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:49 pm
The first thing Mac noticed upon seeing Hel?
Her boobs were bigger.
In fact he stared for a moment, wondering if maybe hers were a lie, or if she just sprouted them when no one was looking? ...Or maybe...eh, probably not. The second thing Mac noticed upon seeing Hel?
She kind of looked like a boy. If you got past the whole mysterious boobage. For some reason, it was the hat that won him over in that train of thought. Stop looking at her breasts and answer the jackdamned question he told himself, Black eyes eventually snapping up to her face. Yes, it did indeed appear that she possessed one. Congrats, Mac.
"Uhh...I don't want to be here anymore. Want to go to the batting cages?" Before she could really reply in any substancial way, he held up a finger. "On one condition" He instructed, now pointing at her. "Stay dressed like that, no ghouls allowed"
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:06 pm
It was obvious Mac wasn’t looking at her face, and she couldn’t help but follow his gaze down until she found that had his attention. Oh! Hel looked back up at him, still grinning. “Impressive, eh?” She replied, obviously rather proud of her new additions.
As Mac finally stated what he was here for though, the reaper brightened up, though her expression was curious. “Batting cages? What are those, friend?” She then looked a bit…confused at his condition. Wasn’t he just staring at her— Now he said no ghouls allowed? Didn’t he know what she was? Oh well. It wasn’t like staying dressed like this was really a problem. “Uh…alright.” She agreed, and looked back in her room for a moment, pulling on some ankle high boots before stepping out into the hall and closing the door. “I am ready!”
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:27 pm
"Very." He submitted before offering a weak grin, but a grin nonetheless. "What's your stance on tou---" He stopped, cleared his throat, and looked away pretty damned fast. Yeah, not going there. Too soon, Mac. Too soon.
"Err, you've never been?" The Reaper sounded, and looked, completely susprised. "WELL, then, this should be a treat~" That weak grin returned, a ghost of what it could be, and he stole another glance at her mysteriously bigger chest before turning, leading her away from the room and towards their eventual destination.
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:37 pm
Hel blinked. “Touuuching?” The reaper supplied helpfully, and then snorted with amusement. If that what Mac had suggested, then he was rather forward! Not that Hel minded…she honestly didn’t care. She was trying to get Mot to do it, after all. “Knock yourself out, friend!’ She was a terrible, terrible influence. A terrible influence that was proud of her new assets. It would just be a harmless grab, after all.
“Never been!” The reaper echoed, grinning as she felt into step with the psychopomp, swinging her arms as they walked. “What is it?”
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:46 pm
...Mac blinked, and actually stuck his pinkie finger into his ear, wondering if maybe he had mutated eargunk that allowed him to hear what he wanted to hear. Mmmmnope, nothing there, his ears were clean! Which meant...
"Seriously?!" He gaped, blatantly staring at her new assets again. She was honestly going to let him touch? Really?! It was no secret that he was considering it. He was considering the hell out of it, they were right there after all! But he sighed, unable to lift his hand enough to squeeze for great justice. "Nah, not the same through clothing." He grumbled, hoping that was enough of an out.
"But, uh...there's this machine...launches balls at you, you hit them with a blunt object?" Sad, but the best description one could get since he seemed to have forgotten the name of the sport it originated from.
Damn were her boobs hypnotic.
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:15 pm
“Seriously.” Hel repeated, wondering why he seemed to be making such a big deal out of it. She watched the boil with a tilt of her head and a brow rose curiously as she waited for an answer. As Mac folded to not doing it though, Hel just gave a short laugh and a shrug. “Ah, alright then. If that pleases you, friend.”
Hel listened to his vague description, rubbing her chin thoughtfully. “Huh…alright…is the point to hit the most? Hit the hardest?”
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:34 am
"But" He added, raising his finger again. "I reserve the right to change my mind on the groping later." You know, in case he found his balls between now and then. Instead he ruffled her hat just a little bit, and submitted to shoving his hands in his pockets.
"Preeeetty much. The harder you hit and the further the ball goes gets you more points. There's nothing entirely special about it, but jackdamn I need to hit something." You know, instead of poor first years. Poor, Poor Sparrow.
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:00 am
Hel just rolled her shoulders. “Ah, alright!” She agreed amiably. She didn’t care if he did it now, later, or never honestly.
“Oooh.” The reaper hummed cheerfully, straightening out her hat a bit after the psychopomp ruffled it. “I see!” She looked over at him, and a brow rose as she grinned. “Hit something, eh? Well, friend, you and I can always battle if that will help as well. Possibly sometime after these…batting cages?” The valkyrie was rather curious about them now…so she was intent upon seeing them! Battling though, that could always come after.
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Enoh Love rolled 1 20-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:42 pm
"Good." Mac was really looking out for himself; somewhere down the line he was sure he'd want to feel up his neighbour's new assets, and somewhere down the line he'd thank himself for setting up that possibility. For now? Not interested; the only breasts he wanted to grope were now out of reach, probably forever.
"Battle? Aheh...kiiind of battled some poor first year in my bad mood." Mac admitted, scratching the back of his neck and thinking of poor Sparrow. "Didn't lower my FEAR...and kind of obliterated the poor fellow." Aheh, woops? "BUT a battle'd be nice, later." Maybe after he was through hitting things; he liked hitting things, not established friends. Or Semi-friends.
Somehow, perhaps through the magic of disney, they arrived at the batting cages.
"Tah daaaaahhh~" Mac hummed, stretching out his arms and doing a bit of jazz hands. "My treat this time I guess~" He paid for the rounds and ushered her into their little area, picking up a baseball bat.
His foot hit the button to for the machine to come to life, and just as he desired it did, snarling, growling, generally wishing death upon him, his family and his ancestors. The first ball was launched too fast to hear anything other than the shriek of the wind in the machine's hate for being awoken, and Mac twisted his torso, swinging the baseball bat and launching the ball far beyond the machine itself.
"Ooooh that felt nice. Any questions?" Mac sighed happily for the first time today, offering her the baseball bat.
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Game Mechanics! 1-9 - Miss, one being completely and nine being slight ding 10 - Slight ding, ball just hits the ground 11-20 - Hit, eleven being not far, sixteen being almost hit the machine and 20 being smaaaaash!
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Lucyal rolled 1 20-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:41 am
“Oh, you did?” Hel echoed, tilting her head at the boil, and then grinned. “Well, how about I give you more of a challenge then.” The ghoul boasted. “After all, fighting someone on your level would be more worth your time and effort, yes?” She seemed excited when Mac agreed to a battle later…but what was about to really take her excitement was coming up.
The valkyrie fell silent as she got a good look at the other ghouls and boils in the batting cages, watching as they hit the balls. She stood there, dumbstruck and in awe until Mac ushered her into their own cage. She then watched with the utmost fascination as the reaper took hold of the bat, summoned a ball by tapping a switch with his foot, and then nailed it. Hel stared. She stared some more. She didn’t blink. Finally…
Her hands came up to cup her face and she squealed.
“Candle jack!” She shrieked. “This is amazing! Mac, you are so awesome!” Why didn’t she know about these things sooner!? No matter, she was here now, all thanks to Mac. The ghoul excitedly took the bat from him when it was offered, shaking her head because she didn’t have any questions, and took the same pose he did. Hel tapped her booted foot onto the switch, watching wide eyed as the ball came zooming in and she swung. The ghoul felt the bat connect with the ball…and if this had been a game, it would have been a foul ball, for it went straight up into the air, and then came straight back down, less than five feet away from them. Aww. She was still probably too excited to focus. The ghoul then held out the bat to Mac, wiggling. “This. Is. Amazing!”
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Enoh Love rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:43 pm
Mac grinned when he heard the ghoul shriek, fixing his hat like he was the coolest thing on the planet. Oh yes, he was awesome. The first hit was always the best one! He'd smashed it, and he was feeling more than better already. "I know, right?!" As she stepped up to the plate he took a step back, staying out of the way of any swinging bats or balls.
"Nice job, Oreo~" The Psychopomp chuckled, taking the bat from her and taking his turn up at the plate. Click went the switch and the angry machine spat out a ball, everything was fine until;UR MOM! The ball shrieked at him just before he swung, making him miss...pretty badly. Once the initial surprise was over, he stared at the ball as it lay sputtering somewhere behind him. "Err, yeah, forgot about that...uhhh some of them scream back." Whoops.
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Lucyal rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:38 pm
Hel was still riding the high of excitement from the awesome-ness that was the batting cages.
She couldn’t even be upset or scowl right now that she didn’t hit the ball that far, and at the name the reaper blinked. “Oreo?” She repeated, letting out a short laugh. “What is that?” The ghoul watched as Mac went up to the plate again, and was rather startled as well when the ball screamed at him. Woah! So…they were kind of like brute balls in a way? Except they didn’t bite…yet…that she knew of. It was also probably a good thing that brute balls didn’t talk.
The reaper stared at the ball as well before taking the bat back and stepping up to the plate. “Heh…I’ll keep that in mind, friend!” She stepped on the switch, and the next thing she heard was:
U SUCK
The ghoul, much like Mac had before, startled, and swung the bat all the way around, but missed the ball. After spinning in a circle, she stared at the ball wide eyed as it rolled away. She stared at it for a long while before handing the bat back to Mac. “…Huh.” She said after a moment. “…Do they always do that?”
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Enoh Love rolled 1 20-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:03 pm
"It's a cookie, I'll get you some one day." Mac promised with a short laugh. "But you look just like it!" He promised, grinning wide. The ball Hel tried to smash didn't go so far, but it's scream (and Hel's twirl) made him laugh again. "Pretty much always!" Oh yes, these balls were terrible.VilifyDon'teventryVilifyDon'teventryYou'vegotsucker'sluck! Mac actually tried to swing for this one, but he missed. Entirely. Probably for the same reason. That ball...was singing a lyric from the song that was, in his opinion, responsible for everything.
Right now? He jackin' hated that song.
So it was with a very unhappy, rather irritated and very quiet gesture that he passed the bat back off to the ghoul.
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