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 Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:53 pm
What are some of your favorite quotes from the DA series? They can be funny, serious or anywhere in between but please say why you like it.
One of my favorite lines comes right after finding Danarius isn't in his mansion in 'Bait and Switch.' As said by Fenris, 'It (magic) is a plague burned into my flesh and my soul.' I do love Fenris but I can't help but crack a smile at the sheer emo-ness of that line.
The other happens in DAO when trying to get into the Circle. If you don't persuade the dock Templar and Sten is in your party he gets tired of waiting around and bribes the Templar with cookies. When asked where he got the cookies he says he took them from a 'slovenly' child in the last village you visited.
Warden: You stole cookies from a child?
Sten: For his own good.
Made even funnier with Sten's trademark deadpan voice.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:13 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:38 pm
Capt MacTavish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5nqL9eSK5k this one i died laughing On a similar not there's this. Wynne and Oghren talk about the pike twirler Alistair. I laughed so hard I almost cried when I first heard it
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:26 am
NightsShades Capt MacTavish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5nqL9eSK5k this one i died laughing On a similar not there's this. Wynne and Oghren talk about the pike twirler Alistair. I laughed so hard I almost cried when I first heard it lol
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:06 am
Off the top of my head:
I like Morrigan's line on Origins about how men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: That she is weak and that she is attracted to him.
And her conversation with the Warden and Dog: "He's just trying to be manipulative. I know, I do it too."
I think it's funny how she doesn't understand or obey social norms but is somehow so manipulative.
And I like how if you have Sten rescue you and Alistair from the cage, he comments on the irony of the situation.
Dialog between Wynne and Alistair is usually funny and so is dialog between Fenris and Varric.
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:02 pm
Pretty much anything Varric says, but I especially like this line when he was talking to Fenris: "Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor."
And not really a quote, but I like when Oghren's "battle cry" is a burp. xD
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:07 pm
The banter when Sten accepts Morrigan's romantic advances. Her increasing horror when he's explaining what's involved in qunari lovemaking is absolutely priceless.
Also basically anytime Isabela heckles Fenris.
P.S. Why is this spam? This is very game related xD
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:22 am
NightsShades What are some of your favorite quotes from the DA series? They can be funny, serious or anywhere in between but please say why you like it. One of my favorite lines comes right after finding Danarius isn't in his mansion in 'Bait and Switch.' As said by Fenris, 'It (magic) is a plague burned into my flesh and my soul.' I do love Fenris but I can't help but crack a smile at the sheer emo-ness of that line. The other happens in DAO when trying to get into the Circle. If you don't persuade the dock Templar and Sten is in your party he gets tired of waiting around and bribes the Templar with cookies. When asked where he got the cookies he says he took them from a 'slovenly' child in the last village you visited. Warden: You stole cookies from a child? Sten: For his own good. Made even funnier with Sten's trademark deadpan voice. OMG I MISSED THAT.... but I love Sten..his deadpan is so perfect..however as for lines go..oghren and shale are always my favs. especially Oghren: yer damn dog stole mah pants... me: but oghren...you're weaing your pants oghren: yeah, bu' he don;t know that...dumb dog..heh....
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:27 am
Capt MacTavish NightsShades Capt MacTavish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5nqL9eSK5k this one i died laughing On a similar not there's this. Wynne and Oghren talk about the pike twirler Alistair. I laughed so hard I almost cried when I first heard it lol just show's oghren's the best for dialogue XD he almost sold me on the idea of mabari war chariots.
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:00 pm
Junimaia The banter when Sten accepts Morrigan's romantic advances. Her increasing horror when he's explaining what's involved in qunari lovemaking is absolutely priceless. Also basically anytime Isabela heckles Fenris. P.S. Why is this spam? This is very game related xD I wasn't too sure where to put it because while it did relate to the games I didn't really think it belonged in the game section because it was a fun little question so I put it here just to be safe
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:26 pm
Off the top of my head, i really did like it when almost at the end of DA2, everyone was saying what to do with Anders. Varric just goes.
'' I think i'm tired of Mages and Templars. ''
Gotta love Varric. It's so true, i'm so very tired of the Mages&Templars nonsense. But i guess that's the storyline for DA3, if they ever make one...
Most of Varric's lines are gold anyway. Anyone he has banter with. Honest, i'll prove it.
Varric: "I swear it was this big!"
Isabella: "No way. I've had hundreds of those in my hands, but none that big."
Hawke: "... What are you two talking about?"
Varric: "Knives of course. Well, specifically daggers. Why? What did you think we were talking about?..."
Varric: "Opinions are like testicles, you kick 'em hard enough and it doesn't matter how many you've got."
Fenris: "I thought all dwarves had beards?"
Varric: "I must have lost it along with my dwarven sense of pride and my golden noble caste pin."
Fenris: "Really? I thought it might have fallen onto your chest."
Sebastian: Hawke! We were just talking about you.
Hawke: Saying good things I hope.
Varric: "Hawke asked diplomatically"
Hawke: You know, I hate it when you do that!
Varric: "Hawke muttered in an angry tone beside to the dwarf..."
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:09 am
Oghren talking about the Schleets...and Oghren's idea for mabari chariots....he almost sold me on that idea... also
shale: these crystals don't make me look too wide do they?
Oghren: my name's oghren..but the ladies call me.. awwww grinnn
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