I'm going to look stupid because people don't like roleplay...
emotion_awesome Um...
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The wind blows and there is a random raccoon running into the bushes as... ITACHI walks
emotion_awesome "WTF was that?" says Itachi as
HE sees the raccoon pass.
Itachi flips his crap and has a random heart attack!
"OH, s**t, WHAT THE FACK MAN!"Itachi starts twitching on the ground and foam comes out of his mouth! Turns out when Itachi was walking alone the raccoon bit him without his noticing!!! HE GOT RABIES!
emotion_kirakira In fear of dying Itachi reaches into his pocket and forgets he doesn't have a pocket! LOL!
"Awh man this is GAY! That stupid raccoon bit me!"Then the raccoon appears again...
"What you say about me punk? Huh? You wanna fight?" states the raccoon.
Oh snap!