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 Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:06 pm
The coffee had been spilled, all over the kitchen table and floor. The mess had been cleaned up, but the damage remained. There would be no coffee for awhile. Not for him. Not for anyone else.
At least not caffeinated. There was probably some decaf lying around, but who would want that? Seriously.
And so the challenge was made. Deryk was determined to duel Leon for the crime he had committed against the Java. This wasn't just for himself. It was for all the other coffee lovers that were bound to be around.
Ok, so maybe the trainee was a little out of his mind from having a highly caffeinated drink mixed in with a few JOY cookies. But to him, right at this moment, this was the right thing to do. It was the only thing to do for the situation.
Stopping once they reached the sparring grounds, he turned around and called out Tooley.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:19 pm
It was coffee.
Just nothing but factory processed coffee grounds that didn't do much but cause unnatural spikes and crashes with enormous amounts of sugar and caffeine. Tea was superior with its mild taste and healthy benefits and with such a variety of flavors. And here was a hunter ready to fight against it. For java.
It just seemed like he got the the guy too late, the addiction had taken over all rationale as Deryk led the way toward the training grounds and Leon in turn, just stood there with his hand on his hip and looked at the guy as if it was nothing more than a joke.
"You really want to do this, don't you Deryk?"
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 20-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-20)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:24 pm
"Not a matter of want. Must. Now ready your weapon and fight me! Mess with the coffee and you mess with the Deryk," he called out while getting into stance.
In the very least, it would mean extra battle practice for them both. Deryk kind of really needed that badly anyway. Actually, not kind of. He definitely needed it.
Tooley hummed,
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 20-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-20)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:05 pm
Well, if that wasn't the Java giving the assassin a pair.
"Mess with the Deryk huh?" Leon echoes back as he pushed the safety goggles in place and held out the arm with the dragon's tooth necklace wrapped around it. "Mighty big words for someone with such a small radius to strike with." he teased out as he gave the tooth a mighty squeeze.
"Breakfast is ready Nidhogg." YIPPEEE! the dragon howled out in his head as the tooth shattered and was replaced with a chainsaw that revved to life in the days early light.
Time to eat, and gorge myself silly! it cried out in what the boxer would assume in a malicious fashion.
"Relax Nid, its training, plus you have no fear to much on here." he said in reply to the frantic amount of bursts of speed the weapon was putting out. Not going to happen, he cost me my breakfast and he's going to pay up for it.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:06 pm
Deryk was ready for this. Oh he was ready alright. Wait. Was that... Leon's weapon.
It. Was. A chainsaw.
Well s**t. The death trainee was just about to come charging in, but he faltered when he saw that weapon. That thing could clear his head right off! Getting within range was going to be very difficult.
"Resident Evil against Assassin's Creed. Interesting. Might your last name be Kennedy by any chance?"
HP: 40/40
Damage: 0
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:12 pm
Leon was going to give the guy his dues, he was fast. Featherweight title fast as the distance was closed in almost immediately before he backed the hell off.
Smart guy. "What's wrong, I thought you were going to defend your precious coffee?" he taunted and sneered as he barreled forward toward the hunter. "My names not Kennedy, right now its Mr. Stone and your in my classroom." he barked out and swung out to generate some space between the two of them.
What's resident evil Leon? Nid innocently asked and left the boxer speechless at the sudden realization of what Deryk was quoting. "I'll... I'll tell you later Nid, we are in a battle right now right?"
HP: 40/40
DMG: none.
Status: Doing TACTICS MOFO.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 7
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:19 pm
Seeing the swipe coming at him, Deryk moved back, not wanting to get caught in the teeth of the chainsaw. That would be very very bad. Though, at Leon's taunt, he frowned and started to charge once again to get into range. This was going to be tricky, but he couldn't hang back all the time. He'd never land any hits if he did that.
"Classroom? And exactly what is on the lesson today teacher? How to destroy coffee 101?" he bit back while slashing at the life hunter's chest with Tooley.
HP: 40/40
Damage: 6
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:25 pm
Again, Deryk's speed was just surreal as he managed to pop into the boxers blind spot and leave a nice strike against a forearm. "Actually yes, but Its really 'doing things that will benefit the body'." he said back, jumping on the counterattack and lunging in with the flat edge of the blade going against the gauntlet on his wrist. "But at least you know not to stay still and take the beating, that's good to see."
Get serious meathead, this is for the EGGS!
HP: 34/40
DMG: 3
Status: I think he just tried to assassinate me!
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 7
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:33 pm
"Benefit the body? Hah!"
Quite frankly, Deryk wasn't aware of how quickly he was moving. He was still just jittered up from the coffee, mixed in with some JOY as well.
"Ain't highschool anymore man. Not gonna take s**t!" he said before seeing the chainsaw come at him. He was too close to really move out of the way, so he soon felt the flat part hit him. Well.. better that than getting sawed right in half.
It didn't move him too much, so he just swiped out at Leon once more. He was a little further away than his previous attack, however so the damage was more limited.
HP: 37/40
Damage: 3
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:35 pm
It felt like it was a boxing match, but every time he went to dodge a blow from the fist, the hidden weapon nicked him, thankfully this time was less of an impact than the first brush.
"Your right it's not highschool anymore, so stop giving your body such horrendous junk food!" he argued back as the flat end went after the flighty and jumpy targets broadside.
LEON the person in question heard the shout from the recess of his mind that sent him reeling. Stop taking it so easy on the fresh meat AND CARVE HIM INTO FILLETS and so began the nagging process of when ever something didn't go in the way the dragon felt it should.
As if he didn't have enough to keep track of, a caffeinated fool that could run around him in circles and he cant even put a proper guard up because of HELLO CHAINSAW IN FACE.
HP: 31/40
DMG: 2
Status: Ok I am so sure that was another try at stabbings
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:51 pm
"Coffee is not junk food! Its a drink."
It was right around then that he saw the chainsaw coming at him again. Eyes widening, he let out a yelp as it grazed against his cheek. Well. That actually didn't hurt as bad as he thought it would. Slightly baffled, he reached up to feel the damage but there was none.
Shouldn't his face be sort of mangled right now because of this?
Deryk was too confused to attack.
HP: 35/40
Damage: 0
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 2
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:57 pm
It looked like the confusion was spreading as leon stopped and looked at the fellow hunter in concern. "You alright there? I hope your not crashing right now, we don't have anything to amp you back up with." he asked lightly. "Except Tea of course, and Decaf."
Leon. what. the candlejack. are. you doing?
HP: 31/40
DMG: Pfffthahahahahaha
Status: Leon is getting bitched out both by Nid and his owner, ROBERT STOP TOUCHING THE DICE
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:03 pm
Blinking, Deryk glanced back at Leon and waved his hands dismissively.
"Oh no I'm fine. Just.. Confused. Feel like my face should be ground beef after that last attack. Or something. Nasty stuff. All that jazz. But it's not! So good day. Let's continue shall we?"
Without so much of a warning, that determined.. if not slightly crazy look overtook his expression again. Stepping in towards Leon, he reached out to grab his shoulder with his right while bringing his left hand up to try and stab the blade right into his opponent's chest.
HP: 35/40
Damage: 10
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:09 pm
YOU STUPID BRAIN DEAD BOXER, YOU FELL FOR IT!
A moment of concern was all that was needed to make Leon completely leave his guard open as the weapon went right towards the chest and had to roll away to avoid a near fatal blow.
"Damn assassin wanna be!" the brunnette grumbled out. "Nid, If he wants to play like that, then fine, lets play."
FINALLY! came the exasperation of relief as the weapon finally began to cease its lame puttering and revved with a fury before the light footed boxer began to put training to use and slam the edge of the machiene towards the trainee's neck.
HP: 21/40
DMG: 9
Status: ... I FOUND A BAG OF MILKY WAYS. Pretend its TBF, TBF, TBF.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:22 pm
Deryk let out a cry of pain as the chainsaw ripped into him. Only.. it didn't. It was confusing as hell, but he didn't want to stand around like a dumbass like the last time he got hit.
Tooley finally chimed in.
He was indeed off balance. That hit had caught him off guard.
"I'm not a wannabe! Real deal!" he called out as he made a wild swing at Leon.
HP: 26/40
Damage: Lolwut
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