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Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:22 am


WARNING: There is a brutal war between The Literates and The Noobs. The Noobs are spreading like wild fire, so there will be no toleration for them. If you speak the dreaded noob tongue, we have the right to either:
A) mercilessly beat you to a pulp.
B) try to make some use out of you by turning you into a dish. (Human Teriyaki is my personal favorite.)
C) (most probable decision) kick you out of the guild.


If you have the privilege of joining this guild, please be mature and literate. I am ******** sick of noobs who go around spamming threads. Fortunately this guild hasn't been contaminated yet, so let's keep it that way.

(And to boot, I think my I.Q. drops every time I even attempt to read one of their posts). o_O;

An example of what NOT to do: LOLZORPOPZ ROFFAL WAFFAL NYARG NYAR NYAR LOLZ U R LYK S0000000 FUNIE!!!!!1ONE!!!11ELEVENTY

Oh. mi. gaw. roffalcopterz TEE HEE!

U GIEZ R LYK S000 CUL W/UR METTLE MUZIK LETS B FRENDS BC IME AWSUM TO! LOLZ A;SKLDJFA;LDK!!!! NOSRILS!


I think I've made my point.




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(Post has been raped by Aldornia)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:20 pm


I entirely agree. I suggest that a rule be made on the guild homepage suggesting that being as literate as possible is a requirment

Amystikal


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:14 pm


Sounds like a plan.

Let's do this thang.

*EDIT*
I added it to the Guild Home Page as Rule #7. Huzzah.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:55 am


well done 3nodding

trying to read n00b speech is certainly a torture for people like me who's mother tongue is not english...

sorgin


Necrohazard
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:04 am


yeah VERY much agreed
PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:51 pm


O_O I'm scared.

Aldornia
Crew

Demonic Capitalist


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:26 am


This is a basic letter I made to send out invites, if you guys ever come across a decent, literate, metal-head. Promotes literacy! blaugh


"We're recruiting a few more members into our metal guild- I saw you in the metal forums, and it looks like you fit the part- literate, and good taste in music.

We have forums in Metal, Chat, S&M, and Musician's Discussion.

Thanks for considering.

- Metal Massacre Crew"

HOWZAT?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:00 pm


I ******** like it!

~I'm the captain and I approved this message

Necrohazard
Captain


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:56 pm


Necrohazard
I ******** like it!

~I'm the captain and I approved this message
whee
PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:55 pm


guess ive just seen too many political campaign commercials of late

Necrohazard
Captain


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:23 pm


I just wanted to make a note to all Mods in this guild:

I personally think that we should only accept requests from literate people. If they don't know much about metal, that's fine. We can help them with that. But even though this guild is pretty dull, I think it's better dull than filled with "zomg wtf hatebreed rox"

What I usually do is I look at their profile and their latest posts in other threads.


I'm not the head hancho or anything, but it's just a comment. 3nodding heart
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:07 pm


I've edited the front page of our guild - edited certain phrases, added what to say in requests for admission, etc.

Just thought I'd give you guys an update.

If anyone has any other ideas for the front page (ie: a picture, more rules, etc), and don't have priviliges to change it yourself, tell me! biggrin

Amduat
Vice Captain


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:42 pm


Update: Guild front page revised. New crew, new picture, phrases changed/edited.
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