This bar has everything.
Girls, Guys, Drinks, Music, Games, and Parties.
Every drink you can imagine.
All the music you could ever wish to listen to.
All the women you could ever wish, at your command. Same for men.
Have fun, mingle, get drunk, beat someone up.
Do whatever you wish. This bar has no rules. Just don't frig the place up too bad.
Women:
No Shirt, Free drinks.
No pants, Wanna dance?
No clothes, Your a hoe.
Men:
No Shirt, 50% off drinks.
No pants, Umm... Er..
No clothes, okay this is getting uncomfortable....
Hollow:
Anything, just don't kill the bartenders and dancers.... And try to keep from being a rapist.
No Shirt, Whatever you want. (Girls: EEE!!! | Guys: -being all jealous-)
No Pants, Rarely seen. (Girls: -nosebleed, drools- | Guys: -pissed as hell-)
No Clothes, He's drunk.... (Girls: -faints- | Guys: -reconsidering sexuality-)
AND HOLLOW IS NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE DRINKS OUT OF THE BAR! CAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!
-plays small movie of what happened-
Hollow: Well if you don't like my god damn driving stay off the ******** side walk!!! Cause god knows your never safe there!!!
Police: Sir, your drunk and have been driving. You just hit four school kids! Your under arrest and please put your clothes back on.
Hollow: ******** you! I'm the god of gods! I can make your bloody head explode! Go away!
Police: Sir, we ask you to calm down and put the bottle down. This isn't a game.
Hollow: Put the bottle down? PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN?! This is my god damn rum! Go get your ******** own! a*****e!
Police: -sighs- Call the swat team, we need backup.
Hollow: This.. Is no longer fun. I'm going to find something else to do. FIRESTAR! FIRESTAR! GET OUT OF THE CAR! GET YOUR a** OVER HERE! Drunken b***h..
Firestar: I thought we was going to McDonalds!!! -gets out of car-
Hollow: No... We are not. Cause these! whatever ******** ruined it.. They apparently don't like poptarts.
Firestar: -whines- I wanna play pokemon!!! And where are my clothes?! Master~Sama!! if your gonna rape me you could at least keep my panties!
Hollow: God.. Your just.. -laughs- HA! I am god!
Police: Check records for mental Asylum escapists...
Hollow: -looks at police- Excuse me, I don't believe we were talking to you. -throws bottle at police car which destroys camera-
-film goes all staticy-
THAT IS WHY HOLLOW IS NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE BAR DRUNK AND WITH BEER!
PART 2
-SWAT Team Arrive-
General: What's the current status?
Chief: So far.. We bribed the girl with pocky and was able to have to boy put pants on. -hears yelling in the background- Oh boy, he's at it again.
Hollow: FIRESTAR! YOU b***h! HOW OCULD YOU BETRAY ME?! FOR POCKY?!!! YOU DO, DONE THIS?!! ME DAMMIT!!!
Police officer: Sir, please stop resisting arrest. We'll have to use force.
Hollow: I'll show you some force! when I ram it up your god damn a**! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Police: Stop threatening me sir. It wont help you any.
Hollow: Well it helps me feel better.... SHUT UP! YOUR STUPID!
Police: -sighs- Sir, you need to calm down.
Hollow: YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! GO AWAY! FIRESTAR!!!
Firestar: -is all purr like and nom noming on pocky- Yes Master~Sama?
Hollow: I LOVED YOU! BUT NOW I DON'T!
Firestar: I know! But you will later.
Hollow: Pffft.. Me?.. Yeah right.
Firestar: I'm the only female around for you to rape right now.
Hollow: ...... WHY ARE YOU RIGHT ABOUT THIS?!! DAMMIT!!! I should hurt you! I FRIGGIN CREATED YOU!!!
Police Officer: Sir, is she your daughter?
Hollow: NO! I created her! You dumb-a** dweeb!
Police Officer: Okay, report that in, a Rapist drunk who has raped his daughter.
Hollow: NO! NO! NO! NOOO!!! DON'T YOU LISTEN?!!!
Police: Your drunk. Of course not.
Hollow: DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF SPEAK?! I think I might kill you tonight!
Police: Sir, you cannot kill me.
Hollow: I am drunk and I have a gun! EXCUSE ME DID YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHIGN?!
Police: You don't have a gun, sir.
Hollow: ... Well then.... Well.. I'M ABOUT TO!
Police: No your not sir.
Hollow: Just you wait.. I will. You'll see!
Police: No. You are not going ot have a gun.
Hollow: JUST SHUT UP!! YOU LIKE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
Police: Yes we do, sir.
Hollow: Why you little b***h...
Police: I am not a b***h sir.
Hollow: I'll make you my b***h if you don't shut up...
Police: No you will not.
Hollow: STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!! I JUST WANTED TO GO TO MCDONALDS!!!
Firestar: Leave Master~Sama alone please.
Police: no we will not..
Hollow: Someone get me a me damn car!!!!
Firestar: OOH! WE GOING TO MCDONALDS NOW?!
Hollow: NO! YOUR NOT GOING!! YOUR A BETRAYING b***h!! YOU CAN SUCK A BIG ONE!
Firestar: Oh, is Master~Sama in the mood again?
Hollow: NOT MY BIG ONE! SOMEONE ELSES! Me... Cant you take an insult without looking like a crack addict!!!
Firestar: -smiles like chesire cat- Not when I has pocky Master~Sama.
Police: Sir, if you resist arrest, we will spray you with pepper spray.
Hollow: HAHA! Spraying me with pepper spray is like spraying a mexican with taco sauce... I likes it.
Police: -sprays him with pepper spray-
-few minutes later after Hollow laughing saying it doesn't hurt and he was all mighty-
Hollow: -yells- OH MY ME!!! IT ******** BURNS!!!! AGH!!!!!! YOU EVIL BASTARDS!!!!
-hours later at police station-
Firestar: Master~Sama! I found this thingy!
Hollow: Get.. Yer bloody hand out of my pants!!!
Firestar: But it squishy! Not like before!.. Oh wait a second... Never mind.. Now it like it was before.
Hollow: CANT SOMEONE ARREST HER FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT?!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
Police: .......
Hollow: SOMEONE!!! SHE'S TOUCHING ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Firestar: Master~Sama, don't you like it like before?
Hollow: Get yer me damn hand out of my damn pants...
Firestar: Whyyyyyy?
Police: -gives firestar a Alucard Hellsing plushie- Stop molesting him.
Firestar: Squeeeeee!! -snuggles plushie- I LURVS YOU DRACULARZ!!!!
Hollow: ..... Apparently she doesn't care about me...
Firestar: -keeps snuggling plushie-
Police: No one does right now. Now tell me, why were you drinking and driving?
Hollow: I was going to ******** yo momma. What you think?
Police: Sir, you cant do anything. Just answer.
Hollow: Haha, yo mom is a big fat b***h.
Police: Sir, do you want to be sprayed with the pepper spray?
Hollow: ......No......
Police: Good. Now answer.
Hollow: No.. I don't want to. Your mean.
Police: And your a psycho maniac who so-calls-himself a god.
Hollow: -glares- I don't like you very well.
Police: And I don't like you.
Hollow: Still, I ******** your mom.
Police: My mom is dead.
Hollow: Well even in death she never really got to rest. -grins-
Police: My mom was a saint!
Hollow: Damn, that's why she was praying afterwards.
Police: Sir, you need to shut up.
Hollow: and you need to leave me alone.
Police: We cannot do that.
Hollow: Then I cannot shut up.
Police: -sighs and leaves room-
Hollow: ... -looks over at firestar and pokes her boob- Squeak...
Firestar: MASTER~SAMA!! LEAVE ME BE WITH DRACULARZ!!
Hollow: -grabs her boobs- Squeak Squeak....
Firestar: Master~Sama!! Please!!
Hollow: SHUT UP! I NEED TO FOCUS! -does it again- Squeeeeeaaaaak...
Firestar: Master~Sama...
Hollow: ... Meep...
Firestar: Master~Sama.. I lurvs Dracularz.. Why chu no leave meh lones with hims?..
Hollow: Cause I own you.. Body and Soul.
Firestar: So you do. Cannots I be alones?...
Hollow: No..
Firestar: -pushes boobs together- THEIR SO BIG!!!
Hollow: Of course.. I need something to look at when I'm doing boring work.
Firestar: -gasps- MASTER~SAMA! YOU MADE MY BODY WHERE YOU COULD LOOK AT IT?!
Hollow: Why the ******** do you think I keep you around for?! I'M AM AN DAMMIT!! A MANLY MAN!
Firestar: Hehe.. Good. Your good to look at too.
Hollow: -gives a =.= face- Your a *****: You just said you was a man.
Hollow: Well I changed my mind.
Firestar: Master~Sama!!
Hollow: JUST EAT YOUR POCKY AND SHUT IT!!!
Firestar: POCKY?! -grabs pocky from table and nom noms on it-
Hollow: Heh.. -pokes her crotch- Cheeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaap...
Firestar: -growls viciously-
Hollow: -stops and gives her wtf look- Holy s**t woman. Calm down.
Firestar: Not in moods.. POCKIES!!
Hollow: Woman, I created you. I had to make all that. So I've seen you freaking naked. You think I just do whatever until you wake up? Heh, I think not.
Firestar: Well.. I still has balloon kitty you filleds for me.
Hollow: WHY THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT?!!! And how?.. I didn't wear a balloon...
Firestar: -grins like chesire cat- Tee-hee..
Hollow: -has a O.O look on face-
To be's continueds.
PART 3: Escaped from Police
Hollow: MWUAHAHA! Bastards! Like you could ever keep the all mighty god of gods behind bars!!!
Firestar; -grabs hollow and runs-
-hours later, in a japanese like house-
Hollow: Now! Where the bloody Bolivian is the sake?!
Firestar: -asleep and drooling-
Hollow: Useless slave! I will find it on my own! ..... As soon as I find the damn kitchen...... DOES THIS HOUSE EVEN HAVE A KITCHEN?! I will just have to find out.
-thirty minutes or so after exploring around, hollow found Sake and playboy-
Hollow: Why are they all naked?! THIS MAGAZINE IS AMAZING!! I love this! I must have them all!!! Even the ones with boys!!! -drinks more sake-
Firestar: -wakes up from yelling and wanders into the room hollow is in hung over- Master-Sama?....
Hollow: GO AWAY! I AM RESEARCHING THESE WONDERFUL MAGAZINES!!
Firestar: Wonderful Magazines?.... MASTER-SAMA!!! YOUR READING PLAYBOY!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollow: -gets up on knees quickly and shows firestar the magazine- LOOK AT THIS!! HOW CAN THESE GIRLS PUT THINGS LIKE VODKA BOTTLES IN THEM AND USE WHIP CREAM FOR SUCH THINGS?!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!
Firestar: Um.. Yes.. That is quite.. Um.. Interesting..
Hollow: I know! You should have seen what this one girl did with a dog! And what this other girl did with a pack of ice!!!
Firestar: Master-Sama, are you feeling okay?
Hollow: I'm fine! Just horny And really wanting to listen to the Llama song!
-few minutes later, Firestar could not take Hollow's behavior and started drinking herself. 20 minutes later:-
Firestar: There's a Hollow! There's a Hollow! Another Hollow! Funny Hollow! Hollow in a car! Hollow Hollow Duck! Hungry Hollow! Marshmallow Hollow! Sexy Hollow! Candy Hollow! Hollow in a thong! Hollow Hollow ********! Hollow was once a stripper! He lived in space! He never saw the way soul ******** a gay! Every single day he asked himself why he didn't give me a ring and make me his wife! There's a Hollow! There's a Hollow! Another Hollow! Drunken Hollow! Hollow in a bar! Hollow Hollow Truck! Hollow lived in a tree house! Always making cake! He got mad! So the world spun around really fast! Hollow hollow oh hollow hollow why not we go ********! Na na na na na na na na!
Hollow: HA! Funny but I got a better one!
Firestar: Oh really?
Hollow: There's a soul! There's a soul! Another ******** soul! Gay Soul! Naked Soul! Soul in a gay three-way ********! Soul was a queer! He lived in hell! He never seemed to figure out why he never got laid! Oh well Soul you was meant to be gay! There's A Soul! There's a Soul! God damn another soul! Dumb Soul! ******** Soul! Soul in a trunk! Soul was evil! No one cared! He tried to steal away my love which was so unfair! So I got pissed and punched him in the face saying if you touched her again I'll ******** you up! Soul was never seen again! I guess he just had bad luck!
Firestar: -laughs drunkly- Master-Sama your always good at things like this!
Hollow: HA! Your words a meaningless to me at this point!
Firestar: Huh?.. What?.. Our World Is Glass on a stick?..
Hollow: You speak lies!!! LIES!!!!
Firestar: Pfffffffffffffft... Your silly! And sexy... So hot!!
Hollow: I'm so ******** hot, the sun would burn to ash if I got near it. So no s**t polly anna!
Firestar: Polly Anna?.. Who's Polly Anna?... OH MY YOU!! YOUR CHEATING ON ME!! AND I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!!! YOU EVIL EVIL THING!!!!
Hollow: Your not pregnant! You just ate too much!
Firestar: EE!! YAY!!! I THOUGHT I WAS DOOMED!!!
Hollow: .......... Why must you be so preserved-ded-dis?...
Firestar: You cant speak Master-Sama.. I'll.. I'll drive us home..
Hollow: No!.. No!... Were not leaving.. These Magazines.. They're.. They're too amazing!!
Firestar: Master-Sama! Leave the Magazines! We can run away together! And be together forever!
Hollow: ....-whispers- I still want the magazines over that...
Firestar: Pfffffffffffft.... Hehe... -laughs drunkly-
Hollow: Your.. Your so.. Insane! Like wow! Wow Firestar! That is so hot!
Firestar: -laughs harder-
Hollow: Now your scaring me.. -gasps- DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
To be continued.
