Lookie here! Who's got their own forum! That's right, me! Your favorite
 co-anchor, Clyde Hambridge. *starts dancing in place while mumbling something along the lines of 'I'm so cool.'*

Amma here to give ya all the entertaynment your little hearts could ever ask for! How so? With this here game forum! Game time! Say it with me. Game time! ...I may not be able to hear ya, but I know you didn't say it. That don't fly around here. So... we're gonna do this one more time, and you're gonna say GAME TIME dammit! 1. 2. ...ah fukkit, I don't care.

So, this here is 'The Place With Games.' That's TPWG for those of ya who like those metaphors n' stuff. Pronownsed, um, tuh-puh-wuh-guh. ...So the name needs work. Shut up. What matters is what it reprecents see. This is where y'all 'r gonna get together and be a family. We're all gonna work together and against eachother in games n' contests in this here forum. Now I'll do my best to think up some fun things to do, but you've gotta pitch in too. Tell ol' Clyde what you think would be fun. Whether or not I listen is another matter.

I think I've gotten off on the wrong leg here. I was sent to do this by them higher-ups because we ain't got no kemestree (ok, that one wasn't even close) anymore. Everybody's doin' their own thing, and it's sorta sad. This is somethin' we gotta do as a guild If we aren't together, if we don't stay active and don't post a thing over a course of months, it takes even longer for me to make an appearance! And when I'm not here, everyone's sad. So let's change this. These games will only be as fun as you lettem, so lettem. If we all participate, we'll stay enturtay... not bored. Ya get my point. anyway, welcome to tuh-puh-wuh-guh.