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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:15 pm
What's the weirdest object you heard being used for masturbation by penetration?
I always hear about carrots being up there. Also there's a bachelorette frog meme somewhere about hairbrushes being used for masturbation? Weird.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:39 pm
Tooth...brushes? emotion_0A0
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:37 am
Liquid Sunshine_XO Tooth...brushes? emotion_0A0 Handles, also electric ones for obvious reasons. Also holy ********, how did you think hairbrushes were used?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:53 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:27 am
Felin Greenleaf Liquid Sunshine_XO Tooth...brushes? emotion_0A0 Handles, also electric ones for obvious reasons. Also holy ********, how did you think hairbrushes were used? Hair brushes I assumed the handle, but a tooth brush, I assumed the bristles... and then hoped anybody who does that only uses THAT one for that purpose. D:
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:01 am
This one guy I knew in highschool had a nurse for a mother, and one of her patients ended up being some guy with a potato up his butt.
Now, in response to the original question: I don't penetrate.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:42 am
I heard a rumor about a girl at my college having a video of her using a can of hairspray.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:45 am
When I was in high school there was a rumor about a guy sticking a tampon up his a**.
Supposedly he had to go to the emergency room to get it removed.
Dunno if I believe it, but the thought of it was hilarious.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:04 pm
I hear a lot about girls using tampons for masturbation. I could never do that because the sight of tampons angers me because I'm just like "******** period ******** s**t. neutral neutral neutral neutral "
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:02 pm
I don't know if this counts as masturbation, but for a short amount of time there was a video on youtube of what one could call a hipster girl reciting poetry while shoving Spaghettios in her v****a and peeing. Or something like that, I don't really remember that well.
EDIT: The video is still up. It's called Interior Semiotics.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:56 pm
YES. SHE WAS SHOVING LIKE, SOUP OR SOMETHING. And it looked like blood and the whole process was odd and neutral
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:09 pm
MY FACE IRL RIGHT NOW PURE HORROR
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:43 pm
a girl in my hs graduating class put a carrot in her hooha and ate it afterwards
pretty sure she's going to be a porn star, if she isn't already at this point
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:23 pm
I MEAN I KNOW PEOPLE THAT ARE INTO THE WAY THEY TASTE
BUT LIKE WOULDN'T THE CARROT JUST GO BAD AFTER THAT I D: DD: D::::::::::
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