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Athigail

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:15 pm


What's the weirdest object you heard being used for masturbation by penetration?

I always hear about carrots being up there. Also there's a bachelorette frog meme somewhere about hairbrushes being used for masturbation? Weird.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:39 pm


Tooth...brushes? emotion_0A0

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Felin Greenleaf

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:37 am


Liquid Sunshine_XO
Tooth...brushes? emotion_0A0

Handles, also electric ones for obvious reasons.
Also holy ********, how did you think hairbrushes were used?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:53 am


ever heard the urban legends about it? mostly s**t like "so and so stuck up her and had to go to the emergency room!"

I wonder how many times that's actually happened. I think it's widely accepted that the majority of those tales are just urban legends, but surely there actually has been someone who had to go to the hospital because she got a cuke stuck up her butt, you know?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:27 am


Felin Greenleaf
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Tooth...brushes? emotion_0A0

Handles, also electric ones for obvious reasons.
Also holy ********, how did you think hairbrushes were used?
Hair brushes I assumed the handle, but a tooth brush, I assumed the bristles... and then hoped anybody who does that only uses THAT one for that purpose. D:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:01 am


Tenacious Travis
ever heard the urban legends about it? mostly s**t like "so and so stuck up her and had to go to the emergency room!"

I wonder how many times that's actually happened. I think it's widely accepted that the majority of those tales are just urban legends, but surely there actually has been someone who had to go to the hospital because she got a cuke stuck up her butt, you know?

This one guy I knew in highschool had a nurse for a mother, and one of her patients ended up being some guy with a potato up his butt.

Now, in response to the original question: I don't penetrate.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:42 am


I heard a rumor about a girl at my college having a video of her using a can of hairspray.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:45 am


When I was in high school there was a rumor about a guy sticking a tampon up his a**.

Supposedly he had to go to the emergency room to get it removed.

Dunno if I believe it, but the thought of it was hilarious.

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Athigail

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:04 pm


I hear a lot about girls using tampons for masturbation. I could never do that because the sight of tampons angers me because I'm just like "******** period ******** s**t. neutral neutral neutral neutral "
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:02 pm


I don't know if this counts as masturbation, but for a short amount of time there was a video on youtube of what one could call a hipster girl reciting poetry while shoving Spaghettios in her v****a and peeing. Or something like that, I don't really remember that well.

EDIT: The video is still up. It's called Interior Semiotics.

Diuy


Athigail

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:56 pm


YES. SHE WAS SHOVING LIKE, SOUP OR SOMETHING. And it looked like blood and the whole process was odd and neutral
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:05 pm



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Athigail

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:09 pm


MY FACE IRL RIGHT NOW
PURE HORROR
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:43 pm


a girl in my hs graduating class put a carrot in her hooha and ate it afterwards


pretty sure she's going to be a porn star, if she isn't already at this point

captain buttcheeks

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Athigail

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:23 pm


I MEAN
I KNOW PEOPLE THAT ARE INTO THE WAY THEY TASTE

BUT
LIKE
WOULDN'T THE CARROT JUST GO BAD AFTER THAT
I
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