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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:08 pm
Karrisssa * Alex Seattle Native fruit: Cherries New fruits: Apples, coconuts, peaches, oranges
*Karrissa Mcbevenson mysteriously decided to leave our humble home, feel free to have any letters to her forwarded to her new address that she does not care to disclose.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:19 pm
Day one
I just moved into this village to start the process of enlarging it into a commercialized city. The moment I left the grimy common infested taxi, the first thing I noticed was the ramshackle stone roads everywhere around townhall. That would be changed.
After greeting the mayor, I left the building, being assigned my job as 3rd financial advisor. Those wretched pelicans better watch their backs. I could not belive what has happend. Someone had emptied my bank account. Curse you Automated Teller Machines......anyway since I only had loose shopping money, I was barely able to buy the cheapest crampest house. Things were gonna get ugly. Since I had to pay off my debt soon I was FORCED into MANUAL. LABOUR. Me!!
After planting a few wilting flowers and shrivled trees, and sending out Tom Nook's letters, and delivering objects on foot, I was free to go. I payed off my debt the day I bought my hut. I went in for the night and looked at my cramped quarters. One bed, a phone, and a candle. I'll have to become rich from scratch all over again. From, Karrissa McBevenson the citie's 3rd most important financial advisor
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:38 pm
Day two
Well what I hoped was to have my own home. Alone. But now it seems this hut is a boarding house, as an odd little child named Aramil has moved in. Instantly becoming the talk of the town. I wouldn't let him steal my spotlight. Soon I started pretending to be nice to the moronic sheep living here. Well they are actually one bunny, a wolf, a bear, and a bird. Anyway they seem to find giving you a portrait of themselves is a sign of friendship. I had already gotten four.
Soon I found he was somewhat intellectual, trying to find as many fossils and fish possible. I wouldn't let him defeat my chances of power. So the race was on, I instantly filled up the rooms with fossils, and exotic fish. And I found a few portraits. I became welcomed by the tailors after making ym own fashion line, only to find that Aramil had made his own line of METAL ARMOR. My suits would easily defeat medievil battle clothing.
I started getting stressed under pressure of losing. I started going to the bar in the Museum daily, I became on good terms with the bartender, lets just say he's now a very wealthy man. I also started listening to the music played by a wandering dog. Feh, I have little care about him, but he does give me free music.
This was the day where it all went down for me. But I soon got a plan, to take over the town I needed to take over every civillian one by one. I turned my first floor into a lab, filling it with large computers, hybrid flowers, and date information on every person living in town just by using their pictures. Hohoho...I would get respect again.
From, Karrissa the cities' 3rd most important financial advisor.
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:33 pm
Day something of another
Well Aramil seems to have calmed down. his wares are still selling vigorously at the Tailor shop. The fossil section in the museum is almost complete. I have even smuggled a few into my lab for examining. twisted All is right in the world.
Or atleast it was until my dreadful brother moved into town. All he did was send a ruckus with wretched letters to everyone. And planting posies everywhere. He left soon, leaving me with his hybrids and money he forgot. hehe...
Nook has begun upgrading his shack into a convenience store. I have been given one more picture to place in my study as well. I run everything now. That old fool Tortimer has nothing....except his well paying job and his top hat.
People continue to stay and leave. At night I have been given smuggled furniture and gifts by balloons in secret. Cleverly shooting them down with a slingshot. My savings account is growing immense. I have even caught a wretched bee one day while trying to find my secret stash of money in the trees. I'd say these pass few days have been good for me.
Karrissa the cities' 3rd most important financial advisor
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:28 pm
Day blah blah blah
Well lets see...I finally replaced those mucky old stone roads with lovely green and blue tiles. I had two visitors interview my town. They planted peach and Orange trees every where so that I may have an orchard. My house is growing wonderfully. My study has a beautiful fireplace and many bookcases. I have a few portraits and pictures hanging on the wall, and an old 1930's record player. I'm going for a theme in here; Cozy and intellectual.
Meanwhile down below I have hybrid flowers, pictures, and a biological statue of a human body. My plan is almost ready. Even now as I type this in my lab I am grinning with excitement.
Roscoe was voted the best for the Bright Lights festival. My vote seemed to have won, ofcourse. I watched the beautiful view from my rooftop while in the blue kimono I made.
That reminds me, my fashion skills are getting better! My suits and dress robes are looking more lovely than ever. And everyone in town is wearing my fashion line. All according to plan. Those mindless animals...
Nook closed for today. He sent me a letter saying that I have donated so much money to him that he is becoming a mini mall. Complete with a hobbey section, home furnishings, and a hair salon! That will be nice having a salon because I am horrible with styling my hair myself.
That is all, Karrissa, the citie's 3rd most important financial advisor
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:10 pm
Day Losing count
I'm beginning to fear Copper is catching on to me. Luckily I've been starting to lay low by changing my style completely every day. Yesterday I was a formally dressed Japanese woman visiting. Today I'm a bubbly red head with short curly hair. Once I gain enough money, I'll be able to finally travel as much as I want and buy the respect I deserve.
Oh dear, Copper noticed me! I'd better put my disguise back on. Things are getting bleak as Spring arrives. But atleast there will be much more wild flowers to examine, and more firm trees to observe from.
Getting my style changed everyday isn't cheap. So spending a good 3350 bells a day isn't helping me pay off my debt, or get my bank account any higher. I'll have to find a way to distract Copper from my plan for a few weeks. Maybe some mediocre graffiti, or an arson....
Harriet and the Able sisters don't seem suspicious, even if they did think I was up to something, would they want to lose their best customer in town? Hrm, that reminds me...what shall I be tomorrow?......I know! I'll throw him off by dressing up like a cheer leader! Or even better!! I could have the same style for two days straight. Signed, Karrissa, the citie's 3rd most important financial advisor Juline Evercrombie, normal civillian
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:09 pm
Day many weeks later
Things have been busy here. I'm starting to lose power, more are moving away, others begin to wear other fashion lines. My tiles have allready been turned filthy and cracked.
True, I no longer need to worry about Copper, but no one respects me anymore. Just the otherday someone trampled my hybrid garden. I thanked them by sneaking into their town that night and chopped down a tree or two and took his fruits. No one disrespects me and gets away with it.
The snow has gone away, and things are cheery and beautiful. Since I moved in on the dead of winter, seeing this town in the spring is almost like living in a whole new town....I'll have to change my roof color, and my clothes' colors. Blue is now the new black.
With my reign diminishing, I just need to pay off my debt, fill the museum, and then I can move back to the city, where I can truly be known for my talents. I hate this town. I hate all those wretched animals who live here. Especially puddles. I need to get more money so that I can install a kitchen in my house. . . Maybe even a lounge...Bah I don't care, as long as I get out of here.
Karrissa, the cities' 3rd most important financial advisor
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:11 pm
Day oh who really cares?!
Sorry for not posting. It would appear my lab hidden inside my home had caused a black out in town. Luckily we recently got the power up. Though this 'mysterious electrostatic discharge' as Tortimor puts it, has caused many villagers to get distressed and move. This, I do not care about. People come and go, that's life. For now. They'll be back. By force.
Anyways, Gracie the Giraffe gave me a makeover. I. Despise her. She managed to run my eloquent suit and orderly brown hair into a tinfoil jumpsuit with a large white afro complete with sideburns! I will add her to my list of people who will never be famous fashionistas... not many are on the list.
I noticed my garden has sprouted many weeds lately. I managed to uproot them before my hybrids were devoured. Which by the way, are getting somewhat larger, but are still too small for my expectations. I have created a black rose, now all I need is a certain type of watering device that can complete my creations. I heard Pelly has just that...maybe if I suck up to her and act almost as bubbly and moronicly oblivious to the misery around her, she might just give the device to me. Who knows what it truly is exactly, maybe it's a large machine where youm place the plant in, then wait a few days for it tocreate the plant into a bag of seds for that one plant!...No, what do I think this is? Some video game?!
Karrissa, the city's blah de blah de blah
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:08 pm
The last day
Gone, it's all gone! Everything I worked for! I had been caught and arrested for my ''crimes''. After what seemed like decades, when I returned, I found my home to have been abandoned, it's rooms were disgusting and filled with grime now, my special flowers have died and dissolved to dirt once more, my test subjects have moved away, my fashion line has been replaced by newer people, the tiles I so ornately ordered to replace the stone paths have become broken, shattered, and have fungi growing inbetween cracks...I've lost it all.... I've been fired from Town hall, forgotten before my time truly came...Forget this...forget it! I'm leaving this town. And I'm NEVER looking back!! I'll return to my rightful place back in the city, where things never change...
Karrissa, the citiy's ex-third most important financial advisor
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:20 pm
Journal entry #1 2.0
Hey, I'm Alex, some call me Alexis, I recently moved in this house after the first person got arrested for some reason.. Anyway, this place is HUGE!! I gave it some TLC and it's as good as new! I weeded some places that were awful, and gave some needed help to Tom Nook.
I am just a good person, not a helper, just nice. I noticed that their seems to be alot of toasters and microwaves or something in one room..maybe the first person here was a science teacher? I also saw that there are weird old tiles laid everywhere, they seem to be here for a few months now by the looks of it, though they must have been cheap, because they are coming off the ground like dandruff flakes! :0
The old person apparently left a guest book journal here, I'll get to reading it later when I have more time off from work at the mall. I wonder why this Karen or whatever her name is left in the first place?
Oh well, there's much to see and to do here, gotta go!
Alex Langston
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