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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:07 pm
Before all the mess that was called a "field trip", but after his first night at the Movie Club, Mortimer found himself outside. Why? He was lost of course! Now mind, this was only this second (or maybe third?) day at the academy, and while it might not be as large as other institutions, it still dwarfed his house by far. Mort was still a bit nervous to talk to any of the enrolled students beyond simple pleasantries (which even several were botched), and this in combination with his lack of direction quickly placed him on the grounds just before a forest.
What sort of forest? He had no idea! But the river there was enough to deter him from going much further, even though there was a convenient bridge not far ahead. Clearly the dorms weren't that way, but . . . What door lead where again?
"Hrrrrrrm," he grunted, scratching his head gently. At least it was nice outside, the pumpkin sun easing closer to mid-afternoon, the wind carrying dead leaves and the scent of spices form some vending stall Jack knew where. Maybe if he stood there long enough, his brain would get back into gear and remember where he had gone out to suddenly hit outside.
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:00 pm
There were still a few days before the field trip and though Belladonna had originally felt pretty positively about it, she had recently begun to doubt herself. It might be best to wait a little bit longer before she jumped into something so serious, but she had made a promise, right? She had signed up for it herself and no one had forced her hand. Plus she had already found a group that would be counting on her! Yet through all that, the young witch couldn't shake the feeling that maybe she shouldn't go...
With such worry fresh on her mind, Belladonna decided a nice walk would help clear her worry. With care she dressed in her newest outfit (a marvel of cleavage, pink and ribbons) before she trundled up one of her treats in its harness and headed out the door. Her familiar, Binx, had declined to join the excursion, citing he needed to catch up on his kitty-sleep while Belladonna rolled her eyes and exited the dorm. Unfortunately for her, things turned out more stressful than she had hoped... In about ten minutes flat the Love-A-Lot Treat Belladonna had brought along had shimmied from his harness and had bolted from the witch.
"SIR CUDDLEMUS RUFFLEAN BUTTIMAN THE THIRD!!" The witch shouted at the top of her lungs, her eyebrows set angrily over blazing pink eyes as she charged after the mischievous Treat,"You get back here right this instant!" It did no such thing and instead continued on its path toward the woods. Surely all the shouting would have caught the attention of the zombie, but it was the zombie standing on the edge of the forest that caught the treat's attention (who was usually just called Cuddley Ruffley Butt). In a flash it changed its course, darting across the bridge and toward the zombie, its little pink wings fluttering in the wind.
"Good Hecate!" The witch huffed as she turned on her heel and dashed across the bridge, making a Jack-awful lot of noise with her heels. The witch finally noticed the boil standing there with the Treat hovering around his ankles as though the zombie would protect him from the enraged witch, but the treat should have known better. "Catch him!!" She shouted to the boil, not slowing her pace that lie in direct path of the zombie while simultaneously pointing to the treat that was now clinging to his pant's leg.
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:21 pm
Everything happened a tad too fast for the poor zombies brain to process. One second he was contemplating the rims of the pumpkin sun, which thankfully was not so bright that he would get blinded - the next, he felt something against his legs, a clattering of something on the cement, and lots of yelling.
owo;;???
What was - How - Who - ?
The boil just kinda stood there confused for an extra few seconds, gaze flipping between the ghoul and the minipet clinging to his leg with the stunned expression of one who wasn't sure whether to act or not.
"Mrr?" he mumbled, lifting said leg up to see if the creature was going to hold on.
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:57 pm
Holding on was exactly what the treat did. Its little paws grasped at the boil's pants leg and when he lifted, the treat let out a tiny squeak and clung to it, the ends of its wings barely touching the ground. This pleased Belladonna greatly for she let out an exasperated but very appreciative "Thank you!" before she dropped to her knees before the zombie and plucked the pet from his pants. "You horrible little thing you!" She scolded it as one of her fingers tapped its nose in way of punishment. "Unless you want to stay in that closet forever and only come out for food and battling, you better learn to stop running away!" The treat huffed in the witch's arms, crossed its paws under its tuft of fluff across its chest like it had seen its owner do and glared at the ground. But it gave no more fight so Belladonna sighed, placed a kiss on its head and stood up to better thank the boy.
He didn't altogether tower over her, so Belladonna instantly liked him. (Not that she had anything against tall people... It was just not fun to have everyone looking down at you all the time is all...) "Thanks for helping." The witch told him with a smile. "I'm Belladonna Divine! Its so nice to meet you! You go to Amityville, right?" After a moment her cheeks flushed a little at how silly that was. Of course he went to Amityville, why else would he be on the school grounds if he didn't? Perhaps it was better if Belladonna didn't ponder that and instead try to work around her nervousness. She had to get back to being social! No more of this pesky hesitation all the time!! Instead, the girl smiled more at the boy and waited for his name.
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:33 pm
"Mrr . . . ?" was all Mort managed to get out before the ghoul plucked the minipet off him. He did good? YAY. Though he had half-expected the minipet to let go and continue its scurrying around as opposed to being caught. Now that the ghoul was there, he could could actually get a better look at her than the confused glances he had done before.
Of course, the first thing his eyes laid on were the boobs. The breasts. The lovely maracas. The headlights. He forgot everything else for a couple of seconds, actually physically beginning to lean his head a little bit forward, as if possibly should fate let him, his nose might yet get between -
"I'm Belladonna Divine. It's so nice to meet you!"
The zombie started a little back into a standing position, the spell broken.
"You go to Amityville, right?"
Blink blink. Oh! Mortimer bobbed his head a few times and raised his right hand, showing to her the skull pin on the armband. "New," he explained, his mouth's stitches restricting how much he could move his lips. "Got . . . lost." 8D;
Somewhat of an understatement.
"But . . . was pretty outside. So stop and watched," he added, scratching the back of his head. "Is so big here. Needed breath of air."
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:40 pm
It was probably best for all involved that Belladonna was not aware of the zombie boy's sudden infatuation. She was used to people leaning a little bit closer whenever she got around and though she wasn't totally sure of the reason behind it, she always attributed it to the pretty smelling perfume she wore. So instead of tapping her foot impatiently or covering herself up, Belladonna instead only bounced on the balls of her feet a little, which probably didn't help the situation anyways.
"Lost?" She echoed after him and scrunched her nose up as if the concept were foreign to her. Her pink eyes darted to the skull pin on his armband and a fresh smile broke out onto her face. "Ooohh! You're new and you got lost?" Sometimes zombies with stitched up mouths didn't have very descriptive speaking powers, but Belladonna was more than willing to be patient with this zombie. "It is a really lovely day out." Here she turned to take a deep breath of the air and let out in a woosh that made the treat's ears flatten against his head in agitation. It had been calm after being caught, but was now wiggling in the girl's arms. But she remained oblivious to the treat's agitation as she continued her conversation with the boil.
"Yes, the campus is rather large. But it gets much smaller once you know your way around... Are you... Are you looking for any place in particular?" After another moment of paused she jumped up on the balls of her feet again. "And what's your name?!" The zombie might not be a chatter box, but Belladonna would do her best to coax some answers out of him!
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:14 pm
Bounce . . . bounce . . . bounce . . .
Mort's head continued to bob, almost as if he was still paying attention to this Belladonna's sentences. Oh yes, he was looking for some place in particular . . .
Asldfksdhfldksf. FOCUS, MORT. What would his mother say if the only thing he could tell her about this person was that she had melons the size of melons?
Mortimer shook his head of this mental static (which could have been quite literal) and tried again. "Mortimer!" he exclaimed happily, thrust a hand out for her to take. Said hand was . . . close to her chest unwittingly, but still! "Left dorm to explore, but forgot where undeads go. Then found outside, and took break. But if can lead back, Mort will give food?"
Well, assuming they found some amongst the boxes still left unopened in his room.
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:25 pm
A pale hand shot out towards Belladonna and had she been given to any serious thought, she would have realized how very close it was to coping a feel. But the moment Mortimer offered his hand for a shake, Cuddley Ruffley Butt decided it was a good time to shimmy on down Belladonna and cling to the bottom of her skirt and hang contentedly. The witch let out a tiny squeak of surprise, but laughed when she realized the treat would not try to run away anymore. "Mortimer! Pleasure to meet you!" She said as she took his one hand into both of her's and shook it vigorously. To be honest, she was not one for hand shaking as it wasn't what most ladies did (most ladies curtsied, as Belladonna would have had she not been holding a pesky little pet at the time of her own introduction) but not everyone could avoid shaking hands. So in lieu of this, Belladonna felt it was most necessary to show the exuberance of one's personality in one's handshake. Which, for the witch, meant that she would bounce. More. As if she hadn't done that enough already.
After a good shake, Belladonna let the boy's hand go and patiently listened to his tale of woe and misfortune. Well, she's sure it would have been filled with such things were he given the opportunity to speak about it. In any regard, she was at least satisfied that he was speaking more now. "So.. You don't know where the Undead dorms are?" She smiled and cast her mind back to recalling where they were, but paused when he suggested a second course of action. "Food? Well, I suppose I am a little hungry..." But the witch paused, thinking. "Please understand I mean no offense by this, but... Um... Don't undead eat... Meat?" The last word was squeaked out as though the idea was unsettling to the witch.
At this time the little treat that hung off of Belladonna's skirts decided it wanted to not only hang, but to swing so it began kicking its feet back and forth. The little witch held up a finger to Mortimer to indicate she would return to their discussion in a moment and then placed both hands on her hips and bent forward so that she could address the pet. "Now if you promise just to swing there and be good, you can stay. But if you try to run away again, you're done for. You understand?" She glared at the treat who paused its swinging to nod its head in understanding before it continued on its play. "Alright then." The witch straightened up and returned her attention to Mortimer with a smile. "Mortimer, what were we discussing again?"
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:58 pm
Shake. Bounce. Shake. Bounce. Shake. Bounce.
Mort wondered if maybe . . . Naaaah. No-one did that on purpose, right? It was just the slight, sliiiiight side effect of having jiggly titties. And thank Jack his mother couldn't read minds -
- Seriously. Seriously? SHE WAS BENDING OVER NOW. RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.
Poor Mort just didn't know how to react to this sort of behavior, as he was not used to see so much, er . . . skin. Granted, the ghouls on his team he had recently joined all had nice bodies, and their uniforms were rather skin-tight, but . . . Well if school had this caliber of ghoul to look at, he was glad to be enrolled. For other reason otherwise too of course, but . . . butt.
That was pretty much it. His brain shortcircuited, making him twitch as Belladonna spoke to her minipet. The zombie quickly smoothed his hair down as subtly as possible before it stuck out too much due to the static. Don't think like that anymore, don't think like that anymore, don't think -
Minipet, if you love me, you'll pull down her skirt. Pull it down now.
NO. NO NO NO NO NO. BAD MORT. He smacked his cheek, scrambling his glasses in the process.
Okay. Er. What did she say again?
"Meat?" he echoed. "Oh! Yes, eat meat. Also sweets." Did he remember correctly that she seemed uncomfortable about this? "Want something else? Have pets, pillows, other things." Mort seemed quite desperate!
He also didn't seem to notice that his arm was still held out from their shake.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:14 pm
For a moment Belladonna was thrown by the boy's actions. She had only just stood up straight when he smacked himself and caused his glasses to go askew. "You alright?" She asked with a tilt of her head, both hands instinctively reaching up to help before she halted them just under her bust. There had been another blue boil with glasses that had unsettled his glasses too and it was only a natural reaction for her to step forward and right them. But this boil was not that boil and now the witch felt trapped and uncertain. This was what outside did. Outside brought all the bad memories back without hesitation and right now Belladonna was feeling a couple of them.
What brought her back was the mention of meat. Mortimer asked the question hollowly, as though he were repeating it and Belladonna realized he was trying to bring the conversation back. So she reached down and plucked the treat from her skirt (which wouldn't have been pulled down as it was attached to her corset-top and if that had been pulled down, well... Mortimer probably wouldn't have been standing still) and hugged it close. "I like sweets..." She mumbled softly, but then gasped in horror. "You eat PETS?!" She nearly shouted, her hands clutching the treat tighter as though Mortimer might try to wrench it away from her and devour it right then and there. But that was silly! He seemed so nice so far...
"I'm sorry, I'm not jumping to conclusions... Really... Its just that... You see, I'm a vegetarian... And not everyone is and there's nothing wrong with that!" She was getting flustered, this was bad... "Its just that most people aren't so they don't usually cater to my tastes... But sweets are fine. I'm not one for pillows... Do you eat pillows? I mostly just lie on pillows, you know... Relax with a good book or so..." She paused and bit her lower lip nervously. "I'm talking too much, hmm?" With her eyes now cast down, Belladonna noticed his stuck out hand and found it... Curious. Hhmmm, what a curious boy!
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:13 pm
Thankfully for the ghoul, Mortimer was still recovering from his own inner monologues to notice her instinctive reaction to reach for him for some odd reason. As it was, he was soon quickly distracted again by her next exclamations.
E-Eating pets?! o3o;;; "N-Nonononononononoooooo," he quickly amended, mostly to that false sentiment (though also at her talking-too-much assessment, as he much preferred others to talk anyway). Belladonna's hand was shaken a few more times quickly, as if to magnify his objection. Then, upon letting that go, he made a few calming motions at the minipet before it decided to scream as well. "Not eating pets. Bring pets from home."
Now Brian, well, Mort couldn't speak for the undead dragie.
Though . . . now he was curious as to what that big "v" word was. Vegiwhatsit. "What's a veg-gie-neh-ran?" Mort asked her, blinking owlishly and completely forgetting the part about pillows and books as his tongue stumbled over the new word.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:18 pm
"OH!" The witch nearly shouted at the zombie who quickly amended his first sentence. "OH MY HECATE! I am SO sorry! I didn't mean to imply that-- I would never think that you-- I am SO sorry!!" Was all she managed to get out before her hand was taken and shaken, then returned. Mortimer then made some motions at Cuddley Ruffley Butt, who seemed confused by them but reached out for the boy in any regard. For a moment the witch considered why her pet was taking a liking to the boil, but she didn't think it with malice or contempt, more general curiosity. "I like pets... Quite a lot, so yes. I'd much rather meet them than eat them." Here she inserted a tinkling laugh that if one listened carefully enough to, could hear the nervous echo reverberating inside it.
But she didn't give Mortimer the chance for that. Instead she bounced back onto her heel a bit, as though surprised by his question. "You don't..." A tilt of the head that brought some curls over her shoulder. "You don't know what a vegetarian is?" For one moment she frowned and cast her eyes downward as she considered this. Then she returned her curious gaze to the zombie boy. "I suppose you wouldn't know about them... Not that I'm implying anything of course, I just mean... They aren't very common among zombies..." She paused and waited to see if the boy would storm off in anger after that, but he didn't so she continued. "A vegetarian is a type of person who doesn't eat meat... I only eat non-living things, like plants or grains! Meat is just... Its so..." Here she began to huff and puff a little, one hand fluttering through the air in agitation.
"I really like animals and meat is animals so I don't like it!!" She finally sputtered, a little more dramatically then she had meant to, so one hand flew to cover her mouth as she stepped backwards from Mortimer, her eyes wide with fear. Surely he would chastise her or make fun of her or something awful! He just had to! He was so quiet!
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:43 pm
Mort was mostly quiet because he needed to be in order to digest information. Mmm, digestion . . . "Oooooooh," he said in his drawn out way when she finished, overdramatic, and then lit up with a smile. "Mort is zombie ve-gi-na-ran-nie. Does not eat brains really."
Which probably needed an explanation. Right.
"Likes the brains. But has the dumbs. So, tries to not eat brains. Studies n'stead! 'Cause study makes smarter. But still has cravings, so tries not to lookit them . . . N' yeah. Mort wants to make zombies scarier, 'cause the humans like them more than should. N' prove we're not dumb!" he finished proudly.
But, Mortimer remembered, he still did like the taste of actual flesh. So he was like . . . a semi-vegetarian. Kinda. Zombie style at least.
"Not tried plants afore," he added thoughtfully, poking his glasses up with a finger. "They look like they'd taste too . . . green. And flat."
He then noticed that the treat was wiggling his arms at him for some reason. o3o? He reached out his in response to see what would happen.
Wait, weren't they supposed to be doing something? He totally forgot.
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:41 am
Curiosity by this was raging within the witch, so when the zombie boil suddenly lit up in a smile she couldn't help but be totally thrown by it. Not in a bad way. Honestly, he was rather cute when he smiled like that. "A zombie vegetarian?" Belladonna nearly cooed the words, as though they were precious to her. Another vegetarian? Who had a cute smile? Oh, the world was perfect! So with perfect poise (or, well... At least as perfect as one holding a wiggling Love-A-Lot Treat in one's arms could be perfect) Belladonna stood and listened with rapt attention. In all honesty she resembled a small child listening to an adult tell them a wondrous tale, for her eyes were wide and her mouth formed a tiny "o" of interest.
"So... Eating brains makes you dumb?" She finally asked after letting his information soak in for a moment. "So what do you eat instead of brains?" It was an intriguing idea to say the least and something else he said perked her interest... "Ah!! Humans don't think I'm really scary either! I'm too... Um... What's the word?" She paused and waved a hand in front of herself to indicate everything from the tippy-tops of her shoes all the way to the stars on her hat. "Normal? Something like that... Its not very much fun to be treated differently because I don't look... Really scary." A pause and a frown. "But I am scary... Maybe not now... But... I can be!" For a moment she considered growling at him, but figured that wouldn't help her case. For now it was enough to know she had a kindred spirit in the fight against humans not taking her seriously. Not that she had met any or anything... But word got around.
In any regard, Cuddely Ruffley Butt was squirming too much so Belladonna set him down and watched as the little creature toddled over to Mortimer and latched onto his pant's leg. It turned its head up to him expectantly and gave him a look of "Well, go on!". "Plants aren't too flat! And I don't know if they really taste green... I'm sure I could find you some plants you'd like. I'm almost a botanist expert, you know." She paused. "Ha ha, I like animals and plants in case you couldn't tell. What things do you like?" Maybe she was doing it unintentionally, but Mortimer had spoken quite a lot just then and Belladonna rather liked hearing him talk. He was different... He had some nice ideas and the witch had forgotten they were supposed to be going somewhere... No, no, she was too bothered trying to coax the zombie into conversation and the treat into telling her what it wanted from Mortimer.
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:27 pm
Apparently his broken speech pattern had caused some confusion. "Nonono. Brain has smarts. Mort just . . . likes brains in dif-fernt way," he rephrased. "Like, um . . . Want study brain. Study makes smarts. Eating takes brain away from study. Mort already has the dumbs." It was just a matter of fact, really - Mortimer was pretty simple, to be kind. Although his adoptive mother still liked to nag him about eating more since he was a thing as a tree twig! "Eat the flesh n'stead. Meat goooood~ N' sweets too."
And then, when Belladonna tried to look scary, the zombie's instinctive reaction was to . . . bring his leg up again. Why? Probably because it was the last significantly physical action he had done in the past few minutes, and the minipet had clung to him again.
o3o He blinked at the reaper, then at Cuddely. And then he picked the treat up in his arms, held it out for a moment, and then tried to balance it on his head. Why?
More like why not? It wanted to hug him for some reason anyway. The head was a significant part of the body for Mort anyway.
Then came the delayed reaction. "Vury scary!" he said with a tiny nod so as not to disturb the treat too much. "Scarier than Mort. So whaz botnee?"
Apparently he'd also forgotten about the things he liked question.
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