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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:55 pm
GENERAL BOOLISSIMO'S BOO-T CAMP "LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS!" A rough, strident shout shakes the large attic room, making cobwebs tremble and dust fall from the slanting rafters. "You're pansies! Weaklings! Good-for-nothing hooligans!! No wonder you're getting your sorry little boo-ties ground into the.... ground!" It is none other than the fabled General Boolissimo, fabled Boo war hero!! You can't remember what war - maybe this one? a home invasion on this scale counts as a war, right? - but he has medals on his chest, and a fancy hat, so he MUST be important. He's also loud, so it'd be a good idea to pay attention to him. "All right, maggots!" The General puffs up, the medal on his... kind-of-chest... gleaming. "This weak, 10-HP-then-you-die crap ends now!! Atten-SHUN! You are now in BOO-t Camp. My Boo-t Camp! We'll make men out of boys! Women out of girls! Cake out of flour! And soldiers out of every last sad sack of you!" "ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:07 pm
BOO-T CAMP REGULATIONS
There is a line of training dummies on sticks set up on one side of the attic. They are the size of a normal Boo, and they smell delicious! Probably because they are marshmallows with a lovely strawberry filling. But they are not for eating unless you do it in a totally badass battle fashion. Like chewing them up with razor-sharp steel teeth or something, you pansy.
HOW TO PLAY
This is a battle game based on a combination of dice rolls and roleplay skills. It can be played either alone or in 3-Boo Squadrons, depending on your personal preference.
Each Boo or Boo Squadron will get targets to go after and destroy! A single Boo must destroy 2 targets. A Boo Squadron must destroy 6 targets. Use your usual dice rolls to attack the targets - each target has 10 HP. Since the marshmallow targets are filled with strawberry jam, they do 'bleed' when struck. Have fun with that!
Once you have destroyed all 5 targets please make quote me in a single post with links to ALL your battle posts, and General Boolissimo will give you his opinion and reward you!
HOW TO WIN
You will be judged by General Boolissimo himself on various aspects:
- Battle Skills! This is determined by dice rolls! how hard you hit, how long it takes you to destroy your targets, etc. This element is random, of course - poor rolls can be made up for with good RP!
- Badassery! This is, quite simply, how awesomely you take out your targets. In OOC terms, this is your roleplay - your effort, your creativity, your writing skill, etc.! Show me your moves! For Boo Squadrons, this also includes your coordination with the rest of your team.
PRIZES
The Boos who most impress General Boolissimo will gain special items to assist them in battle! Some may even win minipets! Which item, if any, that you get is determined by the General himself. Here are some of the prizes available:
FIRE FLOWER: Permits your Boo to attack with fire for the duration of one battle! If you HIT, you get a +1 bonus to your attack! (I.E. if you roll 1 + 1, you miss and thus you do not get the bonus. If you roll 6 + 4, you hit and get to add +1 to your damage!)
PIRANHA PLANT: Can be tossed at an attacker; once attached, the plant deals +1 damage every turn for the duration of the battle, regardless of the Boo's hit or miss!
MUSHROOM: Permits your Boo to heal; roll 1d6. The roll result is how many HP you are healed by! Single-use item, one turn only.
INVINCIBLE STAR: This item can be used for a single turn in battle! When you use this, you absorb all damage dealt to you in that turn and turn it into HP gain!
1-UP MUSHROOM: Heals your Boo to full HP! Single-use item, one turn only.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:12 pm
"LET'S GO, MAGGOTS!"
It seems General Boolissimo is ready to begin... are you?
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:36 pm
((Entering from Boo Room))Sancka had left the other room after both of her teammates...but somehow she'd managed to get here before either of them. Oh well, the house was just like that sometimes and she had zoomed off faster then the both of them...perhaps she had passed them by on the way through and hadn't noticed. In any case she wasn't to worried about it and turned her attention to the puffed up Boo on one side of the Attic..it was him, Sancka was pretty sure she had a crush on him - or maybe it was just a crush on his medals...she wanted medals. This war hero from the war she couldn't remember - not that that was important - had come along to help them beat off these intruders...and surely with his training they would be successful, they'd send those two leggers packing faster then they'd come calling and it would be.. .awesome "We're ready SIR!" Sancka yelled back and about faced to eye the marshmallow targets with narrowed eyes of menace - jeez they smelled gooood . As soon as her teammates came through that door and they picked a target it was dead..DEAD!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:49 pm
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, MAGGOT?" General Boolissimo roars. "GET TO IT!" He jabs one floppy Boo-arm at the targets at the other end of the room and stares imperiously at all who enter.
It seems the General expects you to just go for it! LIKE MEN. WOMEN. BOOS. Whatever.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:18 pm
(( Entering from Boo Room! ))
How the weird-eyed Boo managed to get there before him was anyone's guess, but soon enough the sulking figure of Edward Sullen emerged from the doorway, nub-arms crossed as he espied the General yelling at his soon-to-be teammate. "We're waiting for our third member before we begin," he explained haughtily, the loud yells making his eye twitch. It reminded him too much of a hip-thrusting, sunglasses-wearing irritant . . . "You'll let us do this in teams, right?"
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:26 pm
((Entering from the boo room))
Fitzy slowly drifted into the room, eyes darting left and right suspiciously before landing on the medal adorned boo with the boo-ming voice. He stopped mid float, eyes wide and normally pouting mouth gaping. It was him! The General!
Fitzy wasn't quite sure how he knew The General. It seemed like he'd always known him, and always admired him as well.
He listened to The General with rapt attention and watched him as he pointed towards the targets. What was going on here? Was Fitzy actually expected to -le gasp- work? His mouth snapped shut, his face sagging in the pout to end all pouts. No. Freaking. Way.
This sucked.
With a sigh, he floated towards the targets to the side of the room, little boo arms drooping listlessly in front of him as he sulked. He wanted to get a good look at them before starting. He noticed right away that they had a very distinctively sweet smell about them that made his face wrinkle in disgust. Yuck! Marshmallows! Those sickeningly sweet puffy white monstrosities that some actually seemed to find delicious!
Fitzy hated them.
With one last down cast and sullenly cheerless look a The General, Fitzy decided he probably aught to begin. He did want to be able to get the intruders out of the house, after all, (at least, he thought he did) and it seemed like this supposed "training" might do some good....
Might.
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Seussi rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:28 pm
((Fitzy will be going about this on his own))
He really just wanted to get this over with.He was feeling woefully unmotivated, and the continuous shouting of The General was doing nothing for his already low self esteem. Mustering up what very little resolve Fitzy possessed, he flew himself like a sickly green battering ram towards his first marshmallow target.
And flew right past it. Into the wall.
Dazed, he opened his eyes. Oh? Had he had those shut the whole time? Maybe he should keep them open the next time he attacked...
((Attack: Miss! Targets HP: 10))
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Seussi rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:09 pm
Ok ok, so that first fly at the target sucked. Whatever. He would just have to give it another try, right?
He floated backwards to give himself another flying start. This time he would not miss. This time he was determined. He was ready.
He was so not in the mood.
He flew forward with a burst of speed, but slowed before hitting the target. Ugh, that smell! It was just too sweet and disgusting! He stopped just before the marshmallow and stuck his tongue out at it, not wanting to touch it and get it's stickiness all over him.
((Attack: Miss again Target HP: 10. Fitzy, why you fail so much today? ;__ wink )
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:28 pm
Ol-j-man "You'll let us do this in teams, right?" "A SQUADRON IS THE TRUE HOME OF EVERY SOLDIER, SOLDIER!" General Boolissimo shouted. "FORM RANKS!"You should take that to mean yes, probably.
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Seussi rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:28 pm
((Dear god, gaia! Why do you hate me so much?? XD ))
Discouraged, he flew back again, and fwumped down the the floor as he got his pout on like never before. He just couldn't stay focused. He couldn't bring himself to want to attack a silly marshmallow. It was just so pointless! How was attacking an immobile puffy white ball even remotely similar to fighting with the two leggers that wandered the house? These didn't even hit back!
He lay like a deflated pathetic green balloon, lip pouting, and boo arms sprawled to his sides.
((Attack: Miss again ;__; Target HP: 10 Fitzy apparently does much better against things that fight back. wtf?))
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:58 pm
((Sorry about the delay guys! ^^;; ))
Today... today just was not going to be going well for Lily it seemed. Having been all excited to get out there and train, she then somehow ended up getting all turned around and was the last one to arrive. Great. "Sorry to make you all wait." she called out to her team, floating over towards with with a bit of a sheepish look on her face while looking around the area. The targets, however delicious smelling from even right here, didn't look like they could be intimidated with cruel words alone. Drat. "Ready whenever you all are." 'And lets just hope I don't fail and spectacularly as I did in my last fight...'
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medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:31 pm
(( Is cool! Also lawl, Seussi. XD I guess maybe he got tuckered out from the battle with Mort? ))
Edward grumbled at the general's continued yelling and made a face when the Boo wasn't looking before turning to his two new friends, if the ghouls could be called such. "Took you long enough; you went first," he muttered with a look. "Anyway, let's get this over with."
Turning to the first target, Edward floated over and attempted to slap it with his nub arm. It possibly twitched from the weak motion.
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(( Damage: 1 Target #1 HP: 9 ))
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JetAlmeara rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:44 pm
Oh my gawd...that General was just getting better and better looking to Sancka by the minute, it was in the way he yelled, the way his medals glittered like small treasures on his chest and jiggled around a little bit as he screamed. She was so starstruck by the Generals attitude (and shiny baubles) that she barely heard what her sulky teammate said before he went off to slap haphazardly at the marshmallow dummy...which was probably good for sulky else she might have tried out that yelling thing herself.
Thankfully she still had enough sense in her crush addled brain to make her way towards the same target as the other boo had and attempting to make herself look big and bad and BOO enough for the General to notice she warbled out a ghostly battlecry nd swooped off towards the dummy. Unfortunately she just had to turn her gaze to the side as she did so to see if the General was watching...and she swooped right on past the dummy completely, finding herself at the wall before bringing herself to a blinking stop and turning around.
What..it was all a distraction technique..yeah that's it. She totally meant to miss like that.
((Target - Same Marshmallow dummy as Edward Damage done - 0 ))
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Tenko72 rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:07 pm
 (Entering from Boo Room.) Dahlia was going to do this herself. Like a grown woman. Thank you very much. "Sir, yes, sir. Sir, I'm ready, sir." After that, she sighed. Then, she floated on over to a target, glared at it, and chipped away at its morale. "You. Yeah, I'm talking to you, softie." She poked at it with her finger and felt that it was, indeed, soft, and even make a springy noise when she prodded at it. "You know it. We all know it. You suck. I'm getting cavities just looking at you. Why don't you do us all a favor and go down easy?" After this, she wound up her arm, unwound, and shattered the air with a slap. She missed. It was just like a hitting a golf ball, only all she had hit was astro turf and dirt. ((Attack: Miss Target: Marshmallow: 10 HP))
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