*intercom crackles*
"Good morning, passengers. This is your Captain speaking. Before we take off on the world renowned GGR plane, I'd like to make a few announcements and reminders. There has been a change of crew since the last GGR. Rest assured, they we are just as hostile- I mean, hospitable as the first crew. Don't be alarmed by the crew member carrying a whip... unless you forgot your seatbelt. Then be very alarmed."
"I'd like to remind all passengers to keep any weapons out of sight until the event that an enemy aircraft is spotted. Remember to use the bathroom early. We only have one and if it's busy, peeing out the window is not acceptable. I'd also like to remind you all that any crying babies will be ejected from the plane immedia- *whispers in background* What? We don't do that anymore?*more whispers* We never did that? Well, fine then. Thank you for choosing the GGR Airplane. Have a nice flight!"
There's a clicking noise as a button is pushed, but the intercom stays on. "Hey Timui, Have you seen my flight manual? I was almost half way through it.... Never mind. I'm sure we'll be fine."
"Good morning, passengers. This is your Captain speaking. Before we take off on the world renowned GGR plane, I'd like to make a few announcements and reminders. There has been a change of crew since the last GGR. Rest assured, they we are just as hostile- I mean, hospitable as the first crew. Don't be alarmed by the crew member carrying a whip... unless you forgot your seatbelt. Then be very alarmed."
"I'd like to remind all passengers to keep any weapons out of sight until the event that an enemy aircraft is spotted. Remember to use the bathroom early. We only have one and if it's busy, peeing out the window is not acceptable. I'd also like to remind you all that any crying babies will be ejected from the plane immedia- *whispers in background* What? We don't do that anymore?*more whispers* We never did that? Well, fine then. Thank you for choosing the GGR Airplane. Have a nice flight!"
There's a clicking noise as a button is pushed, but the intercom stays on. "Hey Timui, Have you seen my flight manual? I was almost half way through it.... Never mind. I'm sure we'll be fine."