Russian Roulette
Ziazan and Tatiana had five lovely babies and three were snatched up to be assimilated into the Borg collective homed by a brute, a sparkle freak (...), and a Natty. Whatever that is.
And well while trying to figure out who should train this new baby in the ways of brute-ism, Annis adopted one. Now I am not stupid enough to tell her it isn't mine nor am I going
to waltz into that there cave to take it. That's where you come in. Annis promised if I sent in one person she'd hand over that baby. Problem is, how do I know who to send in?
Oh, you want to know what it looks like? Gods are you shallow! All right, here:
Now ain't he or she cute? Good. Then you'll volunteer to go in after the little sprout, yeah? Awesome. By the way we're going to let fate decide who gets to confront Annis. The ole
RNG is going to tell me who isn't fit to own the little one and those people get shot. How bloody perfect. And perfectly bloody, too! The remaining person gets to go retrieve the
baby from Annis -- true she might claw them up until they're about dead but they'll have a baby. Win, win.
Rules
✄ No whining or complaining. No bribing or making anyone feel bad. That's not cool.
✄ Everyone can sign-up. However if you win the Image Hunt game you'll be shipped off to an unknown location.*
* There is a chance my game will be over first. In which case no one will be shipped off. How lame.
✄ Turn off posting styles. They will interfere with the code.
✄ If you were given one of the siblings then you are out of luck. One baby per person rules, man.
✄ Do not die until I shoot you, capiche?
✄ No I will not use scissors. They are only for show.
How to Play
✄ Sign-ups will open up Friday, October 21st, at 12:00am CST. Do not post until I say open. I tell time better than you all.
✄ Post the sign-up code in this thread. I have other people to tail so let's keep everything in one place, shall we?
✄ Wait until Monday, October 24th, at 2:00pm CST. Then the fun begins.
✄ Hope or pray or cower as I use Gaia's tempermental-fantastic-hateseveryone RNG to kill the participants.
✄ Die. This applies to most of you.
✄ Live through it all and win a baby. This applies to only one of you.
Sign-Up Code
[align=center][size=18][color=#4AA2F4][b]THAT BABY NEEDS A HERO! LET ME [your username here] GO![/b][/color][/size]
[size=9][color=#52C0FF]This declaration is consent that my first-born is hence forth owned by one, anemosagkelos, for whatever purpose she deems appropriate.[/color][/size][/align]
Link
[URL=http://tinyurl.com/3eb5rf4]img][/URL]
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Ziazan and Tatiana had five lovely babies and three were snatched up to be assimilated into the Borg collective homed by a brute, a sparkle freak (...), and a Natty. Whatever that is.
And well while trying to figure out who should train this new baby in the ways of brute-ism, Annis adopted one. Now I am not stupid enough to tell her it isn't mine nor am I going
to waltz into that there cave to take it. That's where you come in. Annis promised if I sent in one person she'd hand over that baby. Problem is, how do I know who to send in?
Oh, you want to know what it looks like? Gods are you shallow! All right, here:
Now ain't he or she cute? Good. Then you'll volunteer to go in after the little sprout, yeah? Awesome. By the way we're going to let fate decide who gets to confront Annis. The ole
RNG is going to tell me who isn't fit to own the little one and those people get shot. How bloody perfect. And perfectly bloody, too! The remaining person gets to go retrieve the
baby from Annis -- true she might claw them up until they're about dead but they'll have a baby. Win, win.
Rules
✄ No whining or complaining. No bribing or making anyone feel bad. That's not cool.
✄ Everyone can sign-up. However if you win the Image Hunt game you'll be shipped off to an unknown location.*
* There is a chance my game will be over first. In which case no one will be shipped off. How lame.
✄ Turn off posting styles. They will interfere with the code.
✄ If you were given one of the siblings then you are out of luck. One baby per person rules, man.
✄ Do not die until I shoot you, capiche?
✄ No I will not use scissors. They are only for show.
How to Play
✄ Sign-ups will open up Friday, October 21st, at 12:00am CST. Do not post until I say open. I tell time better than you all.
✄ Post the sign-up code in this thread. I have other people to tail so let's keep everything in one place, shall we?
✄ Wait until Monday, October 24th, at 2:00pm CST. Then the fun begins.
✄ Hope or pray or cower as I use Gaia's tempermental-fantastic-hateseveryone RNG to kill the participants.
✄ Die. This applies to most of you.
✄ Live through it all and win a baby. This applies to only one of you.
Sign-Up Code
[align=center][size=18][color=#4AA2F4][b]THAT BABY NEEDS A HERO! LET ME [your username here] GO![/b][/color][/size]
[size=9][color=#52C0FF]This declaration is consent that my first-born is hence forth owned by one, anemosagkelos, for whatever purpose she deems appropriate.[/color][/size][/align]
Link
[URL=http://tinyurl.com/3eb5rf4]
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