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Welcome to the Shopping District of Nirvani! Here, you can shop, eat, drink, or go to school - unless you're one of the poor souls working today, then GET TO WORK, SLACKER!. You have no time to be lollygagging! Especially when there's certainly a rapist or crazed animal ready to attack..

Anyway, to all the business owners, there's a few guidelines when it comes to making your business thread.

The Guide

  • All pictures used to depict one's business must be at a MAX 500x500.
  • Everything (workers, owner, description, etc.) must be placed in the first post.
  • As insinuated above, a list of all those currently working, positions open, and the owner MUST be set somewhere in the first post. It's recommended that the profiles of the employees and owner is hyperlinked for convienence, but we won't hurt you for not doing it. (We'll probably be annoyed and do it ourselves, though.)
  • Hours of the business should be in the first post as well.
  • It's also preferred that the text on the first post be at 10 or 11, simply because it looks neater that way, but you won't get hammered for choosing a different size.