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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:12 am


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It's like Whack-A-Mole, but with swords and evil digimon! It's a great way to relieve stress when you're having a bad day or even if you're just having problems with your internet connection! Just remember to always stab them in the head!

*Please be aware that we never condone violence against digimon UNLESS IT GETS RESULTS!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:12 am


ooh.. do i get first shot at these dratted Diaboromon? SWEET! *whirls around, and slams gauntlet-ed hand into ground, pulling out a pair of sunglasses* HIIIISSSAAAAATTTTTSSSSUUUUUU~! *whirls around and flings sunglasses like a boomerang, and makes said set split into two, before beating the living crap out of Diablomon and pinning it up in the sky*

Shiro: oh boy.. and here i thought he'd go easy and just use Excalibur..

nope... feel like making the first death epic! GIGA...... DRILL..... BBBBRRRREEEEAAAAAKKKKEEEERRRRR~! *transforms arm into giant drill, and speeds off towards Diaboromon to drill right through the head and body*

Jake: *watches the explosions eating some popcorn* seeing that is definitely satisfying.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:41 pm


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Because together
We are far stronger
Than we could ever be
When we are alone
Hm... I wonder which one is responsible for all the connection problems I was having with LiveJournal earlier. Oh well, guess I won't know until I start smashing them!

Crystal: *materializes a huge, flaming sword in both hands and leaps at one of the Diablomon before impaling it straight through the evil digimon's skull, sending flames surging throughout the Diablomon's body so that it appears to be burning out of every orifice until it eventually disintegrates* Nova Strike!

One down. Several million to go.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:54 pm


hmmh.. *eyes the army of Diablomon, looking for the one munching on all the downloads for Xros Wars.* this is going to be a pain.. but... TRACE, ON! *summons Excalibur, and launches at nearest one to bissect it vertically along it's huge body* Owari-da...

Shiro: ... and you wonder why i don't fight the Diablomon yanno?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:01 am


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Because together
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When we are alone
Oh look, LiveJournal is having unspecified page loading problems again...

Crystal: *casts a magic circle across the ground to summon a Tonberry*

Tonberry: *walks slowly toward one of the Diablmon, taking several minutes to finally reach the offending digimon before suddenly leaping into the air and stabbing the Diablomon in the face for an instant kill!*

*lets out a sigh of satisfaction* Is it wrong that this really does make me feel a whole lot better?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:15 pm


hmmh.. facebook is pissing me off again... *look to Shiro*

Shiro: Ah, i know. *holds up Digivice* Gabumon!

GabuGabu: Gabumon Warp shinka~! MetalGarurumon!

Metal Garurumon: Garuru Tomohawk, Grace Cross Freezer! *unleashes the huge missile, then fires off multiple missiles at a Diablomon*

hmmh.. Diablomon popsicle, yum. *lick lick*

Shiro: ... you're weird.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:27 pm


Shiro: so what's on tap for your anger today?

Jared: hmmmh... connection issues seems a good reason. go for it.

Shiro: *nods* Gabumon, Dorulumon, DIGI-XROS!

Both: Digi-Xros! Dorulu... CANNON! *blasts the crap out of a Diablomon*
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:39 pm


Shiro: oh boy.. this can't be good...

Jake: you think? *deadpan*

Jared: *simply walks up to the first Diablomon jumps up and grabs it by the mask-like face, and literally rips said face off, before starting to systematically rip apart an entire battalion in the most gruesome ways possible, and leaving digital entrails in his wake before they're deleted*

Gene: .... i haven't seen him this pissed in years... *shudder* downright scary.

Jake and Shiro: you -think-!?!?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:11 pm


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Because together
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Crystal: *stalks toward the group of Diablomon sporting ridiculous monkey suits and menacingly holds out her digivice*

Dorumon:
Dorumon Warp Shinka! Alphamon!

Ryuudamon: Ryuudamon Warp Shinka! Ouryuumon!

Crystal: Digi Xros! Alphamon Kyuukyoku Senjin Ou Ryuu Ken!

Alphamon: *begins mercilessly hacking down the monkey-suited Diablomon with the Ou Ryuu Ken*
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:16 pm


Jared: wanders in, glaring at the poring dressed Diablomon, and pulls out an armory's worth of Kunai, each having about 100 exploding tags primed and ready*

Jake: *pale* where the hell did he get that crap from!?!

Shiro: no lcue, just HIT THE DECK!

Jared: Konoha Hiden Taijutsu no Ougi~! *disappears, hundreds of clones appearing with a kunai each* SENNIN GOROSHI! *STAB!*

Shiro and Jake: emotion_sweatdrop

Diablomon: *go BOOOOM! from the exploding tags*

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:09 am


Jared: you know.. i think that Alphamon and the Sennin Goroshi just wasn't enough, so...

Shiro: oh crap.. you aren't gonna...

Jared: I am the Bone of my Sword...

Jake: HIT THE DECK! *flees*

Jared: Steel is my Body, and fire is my Blood.

Gene: *watches with popcorn in hand*

Jared: I have created.. over a thousand blades.

Guilmon: Guilmon Bread?

Jared: Unknown to death... nor Known to Life...

Diablomon: *just blink stupidly while being pinned by various weapons*

Jared: Have... withstood pain, to create.. many weapons.

Shiro: least he isn't using Ea...

Jared: and yet, those hands... will never hold.. anything.

Gene: what's worse is he's using EMIYA's version, by heart.

Jared: So... As i Pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

**THOOM! insert Reality marble here.**

Jared: *raises hand up, and has humongous amounts of swords begin impaling an army of diablomon, as well as giant mecha-sized swords dropping down on them as well.*
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:31 pm


RAAAAARGH! *summons two black crystalline swords, and charges into a group of Diablomon*

ack! what's got him riled up now!?!

apparently the browser just ate his latest post just as he was previewing it to see if he needed to add more just yet.

... what? it ate.. our epic-ness? HOW DARE IT!

i agree, this was going to bring things to a head for Roveth, and lay everything out verbally for me! ready to go help him Roveth?

oh you read my mind Hikari, let's show these damned assholes why not to mess with us!

Ah! *gathers energy* CHOU-SHINKA! *unleashes into his golden scaled dragon form* Gilgadramon!

*gathers energy himself* Roveth.. SHINKA! *takes on the form of Shikimon* shikimon! *catches a shot tanto from Gilgadramon's abilities, and charges in with the massive dragon* Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, SIXTEEN SPEED DEATH SLASH! *begins starting to eviscerate Diablomonz into cleanly cut halves before they disappate*

DIGITAL GATE OF BABYLON! *flourishes hundreds of large blades* IKEI!!!!!! *starts causing a rain of them to fly through and impale any and all Diablomonz*

*is slaughtering them on his own with mere sword skills* DIE DIE DIE DIE!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:01 pm


*looks at the over infestation of Diaboromon, frowning* wow.. we let the dogs of war loose didn't we?

looks like it, what do you want to do?

this'll be good, i bet.

*brings up a hand, as a golden waving portal formed* indeed.. i think it's time to show this army of Diaboromon why i am friends with the King of Heroes. *portal closes, and a wierd looking key had dropped into hand, as he turned it upwards, and clenched it, gears working and whirring, before unleashing large red lines into the sky, branching, intersecting, creating a massive red web of a key.*

*Shudders* oh crap... Shiro, you know what to do.

*sighs* so long as i know i can call it forth again later... *closes eyes, before intoning out* Mugen Bukikou no Taihou! **unleashes an endless wasteland with endless armaments*

*the key began disappearing, leaving a golden orange orb floating right above his hand, before it floated upward, unloading a handle for a blade which he caught* yes... this will do nicely. now then.... Ea! your wielder has set an appropriate stage for your true unleashing! *raises segmented pole-like blade to the sky, which began unleashing -massive- ammounts of destructive power*

ugh... damn.. it feels oppressive from even in this reality marble.. just how powerful is that thing?

*start charging like fools*

*swings blade down* grace the field.. ENUMA.. ELISH!!!!! *unleashes the torrent.. and -literally begins tearing the reality marble to shreds, by land and space, all breaking apart and returning to the void*

*being sent to oblivion. THIS SUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!*

**Reality Marble Ends**

i hate you.

ahh shaddup.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:47 pm


*sighs, pulls out his book of death, and begins flicking through it* let's see...

having a hard time picking an idea?

somewhat, yeah. unfortunately... hmm...

why not use an old favorite?

eh?

*whisper whisper*

.... good point. Shiro... i need -that- spear!

*sweatdrop, and traces a red spear, flicks it around and spins it to Jared*

*catches spear, smirks* thanks. *puts book away* now then... TIME TO END YOU! *unleashes a shockwave at a Diablomon to launch it in the air*

... eh?

*poofs in above* SHINIGAMI CHOP! *slams hand down on Diablomon's face, sends it flying down into creating a 40 foot crater*

*whistles* now that's a Shinigami Chop for you.

GAE... BOLG!!!! *throws the spear down at high speeds.. insert deleting KABOOM.*

*sweatdrops*

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:29 pm


Crystal: *idly scrolls through element grid whilst cursing her internet provider for going offline all day yesterday, finally settles on an Ultra Nova +2 targeting a cluster of Diablomonz*

Diablomonz: *can only look on as a small orb of white light drags down gases from the upper atmosphere, condensing into a white-hot star before eventually producing an explosion that reaches well beyond the planetary atmosphere and swallowing them up in the process*
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