Mecha Colosseum!
"This is a tournament that defies the laws of the universe and conventional fandom. You have been warned shisnos."
You've all seen the anime and read the manga, played the video games and lets face it, giant robots make fighting awesome, giant explosions, scantily clad women, the ridiculous weapons, the hot babes, semi-retarded catchphrases, and did I mention hot, almost completely naked women? Anyway that's not important, what is important is how these Mechs are used. Will it be like the Code Geass Knightmare Frames? A mech equipped with treads and big uzis? Will it be like Gurren Lagaan where an itty bitty mech can combine with sh*t ten times its size and gain the power of an entire galaxy? Gundam with space flight, laser rifles, laser swords, laser donuts, laser anything? Or will it be like IGPX, where the mechs are tricked out and used in a way that resembles modern NASCAR? Or maybe you just want to skip the human shaped robots and go for a more animalistic experience, like in Zoids. Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to tell you that it is all very possible to hop inside one of these incredible machines and duke it out with other machines, however there's just one tiny problem, in order to make this all possible we kinda had to break the laws of physics and bend a few morals and twist reality a little bit, c'mon it's all good, it's not like we let Black Mesa handle it.....wait a minute.....oh sh*t we did! Well you guys enjoy your fights while we go and try and fix reality and the universe, pray to God (assuming he's not mad) and hope for the best, oh, and do be careful of head crabs, anti-spirals, Zombies, Nazis and other such hazards that may or may not appear.
