BK Proverbs and Philosophies

[Reeves]

What are they? Let's put it up here. They can be an original thought or something you read online. I'll start with one I saw on Facebook:

"Religion is like a p***s. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throat."  

[cheesy nipples]

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons, go get some tequila and salt.



I have more, but I'll save them for later  

[tiny broken fingers]

i had this one whole elaborate theory about heaven being an exclusive night club, with st. peter as a bouncer, god and jesus being in that really ******** huge booth in the vip section, etc etc. and then purgatory was a bunch of people stacked on each other's shoulders trying to sneak in through the fire escape, and hell was a never-ending long disappointed car ride home when st peter tells you you're not on the list.

"dude, come on, lemme in, i know the guy that owns this place. we went to grade school together i swear."  

[Reeves]

"Rejected Proverbs" from Whose Line Is It Anyway? the original UK version. Go to 0:44 and be enlightened.  

[Violaceous Vertigo]

cheesy nipples

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons, go get some tequila and salt.



I have more, but I'll save them for later

When god gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD  

[Couture Debonair]

Violaceous Vertigo

cheesy nipples

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons, go get some tequila and salt.



I have more, but I'll save them for later

When god gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD

Lawlz- GUN!
KING OF THE JUICE.

 

[Reeves]

PREPOSTERONE!  

[Theodra]

Just let it happen.

 

[Reeves]

Who can forget the philosophy of Oscar Wilde?

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.  

[cheesy nipples]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Revenge is also sweet...
Revenge is ice cream?  

[Reeves]

cheesy nipples

Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Revenge is also sweet...
Revenge is ice cream?

YES.  

[cheesy nipples]

The question of why the chicken crossed the road is no longer important.
The real question is, do Pokemon say their names, or are they named after what they say?  

[Reeves]

Moreover, when Palpatine decided to name Anakin "Darth Vader," did he understand vader translated to "father" which worked because Anakin's children were Luke and Leia? Or did Palpatine just think it sounded cool?  

[Couture Debonair]

Reeves

Moreover, when Palpatine decided to name Anakin "Darth Vader," did he understand vader translated to "father" which worked because Anakin's children were Luke and Leia? Or did Palpatine just think it sounded cool?

I... I never knew this.

 

[Reeves]

Couture Debonair

Reeves

Moreover, when Palpatine decided to name Anakin "Darth Vader," did he understand vader translated to "father" which worked because Anakin's children were Luke and Leia? Or did Palpatine just think it sounded cool?

I... I never knew this.

Now you know! mrgreen