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Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4odmO_N7E5o

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.

If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.

Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
writing prose.
Anything goes.

If cybersex you like
If tlking txt you like
If rated R you like
If Pay-Per-View you like
If Jenna J you like
Or me undressed you like
Why nobody will oppose

When every day, the athlete sportsman has
Used steroids to be prime specimen, steroids shows, anything goes.

When a football player, tall and millionaire
Can get scott-free from murder
Then I suppose
Anything goes.

When television, bright and glowing can
Have profanity ongoing then
Curse words show
Anything goes.

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux.

When folks who have and play the first Pitfall
Find out that games need ratings
Rated M shows
Anything goes.

When the president, big and powerful
Has approval ratings, down to record low
Approval shows
Anything goes.

When musicians talk, and curse and speak ill things
Can't even sing, and treat their women
Like hoes
Anything goes.

Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From those news you've got
And those pains you've got
(If any brains you've got)
From those little handheld phones

So Dubya Bush, with his low IQ
Could lord his power over you
'Cause Texas knows
Anything goes.