Once upon a time, there was a kid named Naruto, he fought so hard to become Hokage, and ONE DAY, he came to fight his BFFL ROFL'z Sasuke.
The fight prolonged and finally, in the last agonizing PART of the FIGHT, Sasuke CRAWLED ever so SLOWLY to Naruto's FEEEET, and announced, "Naruto... I... You're my..." and dies.
With Sadness and ANGER Naruto SCREAMED into the sky, "ROFL WTF LOLZ! WHY CAN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME! WHAT WAS HE ABOUT TO SAY?!"
Falling to his knees... Naruto scooped up Sasuke and walked towards Sakura... and the OTHERS.
Days later, after the fight, Naruto becomes Hokage, OMFG, WTF. They forgot to kill Madara!
Oh no! What was that? A large explosion blows up in the eastern part of Konoha! KILLING 300,000 people!!! KILLING KIba and his whole family!!! Oh no!
Naruto in rage arose from his desk thing, and leaped into the air with anger.
"MADARA YOU OLD SACK OF POTATOES! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Madara appears in front of Naruto, gripping Sakura...
"I'll kill her, rofl giggle snort, I'll do it D:< YOU FREAK," before Naruto replies, Madara snaps Sakura's neck... "Oops... my arm slipped and accidentally broke her neck.. no really, I didn't mean to do that right now... LOL."
Naruto goes rofl rage on Madara and tries to attack Madara, but oops, he missed...
Madara has a trick up his sleeve! "I got this attack! And it will go N-bomb on this ghetto D:<"
Naruto's eyes widen, "LOL, no! Don't do it!!!" He grabs at Madara's hands for the bomb thing, it slips out of Madara's hands, "OMG, ROFL, it slipped! OH NO!!! Ohhhhhhh no!!!! D: oh snap!" Yells Madara... It connects to the ground causing a bright explosion, 100,000 feet... MANY MILES are FLATTENED! KILLING EVERYONE! But lucky, they both survive! Naruto looks over and sees Hinata running in circles on fire, he tries to help but is like, "OMG everytime I look at you I want to throw up, you're so ugly now ): sad face," Naruto tries to poke Hinata and her boobs explode!
ASDFGHJKLFFFF.
"Why are you still aliveeee!" Yells Madara from a hole. OMG WTF Madara leaps in the air and TACKLES NARUTO! They fight for many hours, for some reason... no reason at all really, I mean Konoha blew up... e__e Dead people everywhere emotion_8c
In the middle of fighting Madara is like, "Ew, who's going to clean all these dead people up?" Naruto replies, "Hell, I don't know... Zetsu?"
FINALLY, Naruto get's ready to get a final blow in! BUT MADARA, with one last bomb shoves it up Naruto's butt, and by the time Naruto takes it out, "ROFL, NOOOO, NOOOO!!!! MY a**s! How could this be???" It explodes.
Madara lives!
LOL wait, I forgot about the war... Oh, and the war never ended, yada yada... Madara won, BTW. He made everyone slaves, and Kabuto dies later on trying to climb a tree... MADARA rigged it with bombs!
Zombie Itachi serves Madara pop tarts for the rest of his life, and dead Sasuke was brought back... wait, never mind, Kabuto lived :B
Anyways, They all lived happily ever after, serving Madara food, BUT WAIT! I forgot that Anko lives and Yamato to! Eh, forget it... they die later on in some accident... >__>
So anyways, slaves, pop tarts, yada, yada... Oh and Madara renames the world... ZOMBIE LAND! Because... he brought all the dead people back as zombies... even NARUTO!
LOL THE END.
