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Butter My Biscuits Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:07 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:26 pm
((I honestly almost died laughing here... It was funny until i realized I couldn't breathe from laughing too hard))
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The_Devils_Seraph Captain
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Butter My Biscuits Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:48 pm
((XD lol I wish I could post the others on here but it'll get me banned from gaia XD..)) Bari walked into class, her heels tapping on the ground as she walked towards her desk. As she sat down her purse on the desk it tipped over and a roll of condoms rolled form her purse to the floor in front of all of the students. For most people it would be embarassing but it was sex-ed so it wasn't such a surprise since she is a desire demon. "Well what would
you expect it's sex ed people." She said shrugging her shoulders and opening one of the condoms and pulling a banana from inside her purse. "So who knows how to put one of these on......without using your hands."She said winking at the boys and girls. 
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:05 am
An hour and various sexual and inappropriate hand gestures later,
Bari saw the collective whole of the class blushing while the others
had promiscuous looks on their faces. "That's all for today. And don't
forget to pick up a condom on the way out you little rascals."
She said pointing to the bowl of condoms she had on her desk.
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Butter My Biscuits Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:41 pm
Gaia FerratusHearing the teacher call it a day Gaia yawned slowly as she stretched herself out in her chair. "All those examples, jokes and theory are nice in combination with the free condoms but what about the practical part of our sexual education teacher? As you probably knows better than any of us here, experience from practice is better than what you gave us this lesson?" She didn't even got out of her chair while trying to get some more fun out of the lesson, maybe she could snatch a comfy bed to sleep in that way. Those chairs where hellish on your back and shoulders if you wanted to sleep in them, so a comfy bed would be nice.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:05 pm
Reiji Tashibana "They say give the task to a lazier man, and he'll find an easier way to do it."
Reiji walked in after class, with a pillow and small blanket in hand, trying to be quiet and not really paying attention to anyone, he put down his stuff in the back of the room and laid down on it, sighing, and trying to just rest for the rest of the day, thinking to himself,
~Why do I even bother going to school?~
After an hour, he started sleep walking. And left,
((Exits))
"I disagree, the lazy man would never even attempt it."
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:56 pm
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the door opened up as Chess walked in invisible he was late and didn't want to be yelled at or worse be her assistant as he snuck past every one he sat down in his desk and slowly moved his book up so he couldn't bee seen he then turned visible.
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:11 pm
"The only practical part about sex is that it's only good for propagation and
the advancement of a species. If I were to teach that instead of all the fun
facts I give you guys then basically we'll be sitting here for hours and hours
talking about theories as to how sex was discovered." She said circling
her students with her hand behind her back and looking and smiling as
walked around her. "I intend on keeping this class fun by not just learning
the origins of sex but the many variations of sexual positions and fetishes.
And if we're lucky mother dearest will approve of me showing you guys pages
from the Kama Sutra."
Smelling the air and getting a whiff of a new scent in the class she walked
over to a desk that appeared to be empty but there was actually a
student there. "Nice of you to join us. Having the power of pheromones is
awsome, I can always tell when there's someone around just by breathing."
She said placing her hand on his shoulder.
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Butter My Biscuits Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:19 pm
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Chess had a faint and nerves smile as he looked up at Bati.
"hehe hi ms.Bari lovely day no?"
Chess said with a nerves chuckle as she placed her hand on his shoulder.
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:57 am
"Miss Bari, why didn't you used some beds and couches instead of those hard as hell chairs? That way, we could use the stuff you try to teach us right away if we were allowed. Oh, and i have to disagree about the part that it is needed for propagation and advancement of species. It is also good for some fun, some relaxing and to tease the others into obeying what you want them to do." Looking at the newcomer and the teacher together, she smiled a bit while turning the wind around Bari and Chess sultry and warm.
"And now that you mention it, how did our ancestors discover sex Miss Bari?"
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The_Devils_Seraph Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:15 am
 NARUKA Naruka walked in a paper in his hand. "alright then... Room numberrr... 69," he mumbled to himself. He looked around at all the students in the class, he quietly took a seat at a desk in the back of the room. "What class is this anyway?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:47 pm
"The origin of sex between humans has yet to be found and documented.
In the biblical sense if you believe in god, sex was first discovered by adam, eve, lilith and demons." She said walking back to her desk and sitting on its
edge. "Now if you want to look at it from a scientists point of view sex
was first discovered by bacteria who reproduced by cloning themselves
billions of years ago before mankind existed." She said stopping shortly
and hearing a faint vibrating sound coming from her purse. She rolled her
eyes hoping that one of the vibrators she brought to show to the class had
went off but it was actually her phone. Answering it she looked directly out
towards the class with an motionless look on her face.
"I have to let you all go early today kiddos. Somethings come up and I
have to leave." She said packing her things and leaving the kids
there to let themselves out.
[exit] ((sorry for the abrupt leave but I have to start on my new character and
I don't want to hold you all up.))
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Butter My Biscuits Vice Captain
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The_Devils_Seraph Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:44 am
NARUKA Naruka watched the teacher leave and he started flinging pencils and pens up into the air, letting them stick into the ceiling. He yawned and put his feet up on his desk as he leaned his chair back. He looked around the classroom with a grin, "while the cat's away..." He laughed a little. Naruka eventually got bored flinging every pencil and pen he had into the ceiling and decided to ditch the classroom.
[exit]
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