Welcome to Gaia! ::

*A new building opens near the Bayou Bistro. There's no sign outside but in the lobby, you're told that this is The Nexus Society of Dudebros. If you're a dude looking to hang out with your bros, you've come to the right place. If you're looking for a bromance you can nuture without the giggling and stares of ladies, then you've come to the right place.

Partake of our many activities like billiards, swimming, or racquetball. There's a fully stocked private bar and kitchen with a word class chef. Relax in the library with a classic novel or modern thriller. The Nexus Society of DudeBros has something for everyone. Except SistaFriends.

NO CHICKS ALLOWED.*







President of DudeBroery and Co-Founder- Christopher Alice Powell
Vice President of DudeBroery and Co-Founder- Querl Dox
Lobby Guard- reprogrammed Superman robot named Aloysius

*Floats in in shadow form, grabs a copy of Melville's Moby d**k, and sits down in a cushioned arm chair to read.*

*Sigh* Nothing like a space for all-male bonding... Although Melville had a wittier metaphor.

Not particularly. Just checking the new place out.

*Goes on reading*

*Shudders at the remembrance of having been hypnotized by Amora*

...Yeah.

*Walks past the building*

Hmmmm, what have we here.

*Takes a peak in the lobby*

Du....DUDEBROS? Oh hell no! Come on Isis, we have work to do!

I sense a disturbance in the Bro-Force....

eek

MINI TACOS!

*grabs a tray of mini tacos*

*fist bumps Jack*

Have a mini taco.