I then, in celebration, wished to say hello and other irrelevant stuff to my good and old friend, Dallas.
You see, the problem here is that Dallas is a f*****t slow and refused forgot to message me back.
I was disappointed by this turn of events, so I instead decided to post in my otherwise-proclaimed blog, Kangaroo's Lair, and treat it as a diary.

I love you Diary.
You are my only friend.
