[9/4/11 1:58:01 AM] fractalJester: ... Bachelorette Frog?
[9/4/11 1:58:04 AM] Bara King Joe: Have trouble pooping

Stick fingers in v****a to push poop out through vaginal wall
[9/4/11 1:58:05 AM] Zebster: Yeah.
[9/4/11 1:58:07 AM] Zebster: Wut?
[9/4/11 1:58:07 AM] Bara King Joe: I think it was
[9/4/11 1:58:11 AM] Zebster: ....
[9/4/11 1:58:19 AM] Zebster: Wat.
[9/4/11 1:58:23 AM] fractalJester: t**t.
[9/4/11 1:59:10 AM] Zebster: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
[9/4/11 1:59:24 AM] fractalJester: t**t DID YOU SAY?!
[9/4/11 1:59:28 AM] Zebster rages and fits and eats beef jerky
[9/4/11 1:59:29 AM] fractalJester: I c**t HEAR YOU
[9/4/11 1:59:32 AM] fractalJester: I HAVE AN EAR ******** 1:59:41 AM] fractalJester: I NEED SOME PENISILIN
[9/4/11 1:59:48 AM] Zebster will not laugh
[9/4/11 1:59:56 AM] Zebster REFUSES TO LAUGH
[9/4/11 2:00:05 AM] Nick pokes Zeba's ribs
[9/4/11 2:00:10 AM] Nick: Laaaaaugh
[9/4/11 2:00:11 AM] Zebster: DON'T YOU DARE.
[9/4/11 2:00:20 AM] fractalJester: Dude, she's a minor
[9/4/11 2:00:25 AM] fractalJester: Also my wife.
[9/4/11 2:00:29 AM] fractalJester: But a minor.
[9/4/11 2:00:54 AM] Bara King Joe: I can't beaver you went that far, Kyle
[9/4/11 2:01:14 AM] fractalJester: I AM THE PUN KING D<
[9/4/11 2:01:20 AM] Zebster: He is Dx.
[9/4/11 2:01:36 AM] Zebster: He's a punny guy.
[9/4/11 2:01:37 AM] Bara King Joe: Maybe I should shut my fuzzy clam then
[9/4/11 2:01:58 AM] fractalJester: Unless you want to catch a few extra pearls?
[9/4/11 2:01:59 AM] fractalJester: Yeah.
[9/4/11 2:02:53 AM] Bara King Joe: Don't be mean about it. I might just c**k you one
[9/4/11 2:03:13 AM] fractalJester: Careful, I'm kind of a p***y when it comes to fisting fights.
[9/4/11 2:03:55 AM] Bara King Joe: Don't worry. I'll make it easy for ya. Just gotta loosen up.
[9/4/11 2:04:19 AM] fractalJester: I just hope I don't get hit with a money shot
[9/4/11 2:04:55 AM] Bara King Joe: If anything I'll be hitting you with random junk.
[9/4/11 2:05:32 AM] fractalJester: You know, I think I'd prefer some good fencing
[9/4/11 2:05:50 AM] Bara King Joe: Nothing wrong with a good, old-fashioned sword fight
[9/4/11 2:06:13 AM] fractalJester: And you know, you just don't get the same sensation if you fight with a sheath.
[9/4/11 2:07:04 AM] Bara King Joe: Although there's nothing wrong with after a good, long fight, just thrusting your sword into it's scabbard.
[9/4/11 2:08:22 AM] fractalJester: Well, of course. After all that exertion, you can't just finish with your sword out and about.
[9/4/11 2:08:56 AM] fractalJester: Might hit someone in the eye.
[9/4/11 2:09:49 AM] Bara King Joe: No one needs to feel that burning sensation up there, true.
[9/4/11 2:10:29 AM] fractalJester: And you have to be careful when using your sword. I know a few people who get blisters from wielding their blades improperly.
[9/4/11 2:10:32 AM] Mizu-Pani: You know it's a sign you've been working to hard when your fingers start to cramp. XD
[9/4/11 2:10:44 AM] Mizu-Pani: Got ten Joe!sprites done!
[9/4/11 2:10:59 AM] fractalJester: (C-C-C-Combo breaker...)
[9/4/11 2:11:17 AM] Bara King Joe: I also hear they get friction burn from polishing it too roughly!
[9/4/11 2:11:29 AM] Bara King Joe: (no kidding, Kyle...also I WANNA SEE 8D)
[9/4/11 2:11:51 AM] Mizu-Pani: XD Hang on
[9/4/11 2:12:31 AM] fractalJester: You have to use the right type of polish, otherwise your blade might rust.
[9/4/11 2:13:12 AM] Bara King Joe: Or it might weaken and just go limp in your own hand!
[9/4/11 2:13:48 AM] Mizu-Pani: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r136/mizu_hikari/Kingdom Hearts/Heartfelt Adventure/Sprite Edits/FF6-HAJoe.png
[9/4/11 2:14:41 AM] fractalJester: A flimsy blade is no good to anyone- how would you puncture? It needs to remain erect and strong at all times.
[9/4/11 2:15:14 AM] Mizu-Pani: I'll take a b*****d sword over a rapier any day, but don't you dare show me your dagger!
[9/4/11 2:15:33 AM] Bara King Joe: (Yay!...question, top left, first and 3rd...are they supposed to be the same save the arms? XD)
[9/4/11 2:15:54 AM] Bara King Joe: I doubt you'd need to worry, Kyle. I've heard about your spear.
[9/4/11 2:15:59 AM] Mizu-Pani: (believe it or not, one of the feet is different XD)
[9/4/11 2:16:26 AM] fractalJester: Get off the field, rookie, it's rude to jump into the middle of someone else's sparring match.
[9/4/11 2:16:26 AM] Bara King Joe: (huh...works for me then!)
[9/4/11 2:17:02 AM] fractalJester: And thank you, Joe, I've heard many a grand tale of your expertise with the staff, as well
[9/4/11 2:17:20 AM] Bara King Joe: Well thank you. I've been working on my thrust.
[9/4/11 2:17:41 AM] Zebster: I love you guys.
[9/4/11 2:17:49 AM] fractalJester: If you have the time, I have a helpful tip I could show you?
[9/4/11 2:18:01 AM] Bara King Joe: Oh of course
[9/4/11 2:19:14 AM] fractalJester: Aaaand we're both tired so I'll end it with this
[9/4/11 2:19:20 AM] fractalJester: p***s v****a ******** YEEEAAAAAH