Hiro in EGW
Hiro then got up, being boo'd. He quickly look towards Cyrus, nodded, and they both shared a laugh. Hiro then motioned for a microphone, which a crew member ran over to him. Hiro then laughed as the fans booed him. He then lifted the microphone to his mouth.
The fans booed Hiro very loudly. He seemed to shake it off before speaking again.
Hiro once again laughed, making suggestive movements, like humping the air, before looking over at Cyrus, and saying 'What fags'! That got a serious boo from the fans, but again, Hiro shrugged it off.
Hiro started to scream at the fans, and Cyrus did the same. The fans started a 'Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye" chant! Finally, after a few minutes of the chant, Hiro went back to speaking.
Hiro laughed out loud once more, looking at Three, and then giving a thumbs up to Cyrus. Of course, the fans booed him.
Hiro looked down at Three, and spat on his back. He cracked his neck, before pacing around the ring a little bit.
The fans booed the crap that was spewing out of his mouth. One fan yelled, "You are spewing crap from your mouth hole"! Hiro managed to hear that.
Hiro once again laughed to himself, and he noticed that Three was starting to stir a little.
Hiro takes a long pause, and soaks in the fan's boos, also letting the fans soak in his words.
Hiro dropped his microphone as "White Rabbit" hits. He then looks at Cyrus, and the two exit the ring as refs and security run down the ramp and tend to Three. Hiro smirks as the fans boo him, and he and Cyrus head up the ramp, exiting to the back.
"You all better shut up before I make sure that this show never comes here again."
The fans booed Hiro very loudly. He seemed to shake it off before speaking again.
"Alright, whatever you want. Now, what I just did was the beginning of a new reign in the world of wrestling. This artform just became the most exciting thing since porn! I am Hiro, and most of you know me from being the LWL World Heavyweight champion, or for kicking major a** in EWA and WWE:E...or from being just plain awesome! You saw me earlier defend Mr.Jamie Bader, who may I add is now in charge of this show, and help him escape from the clutches of Rosario and Shred. What a nice pair they make....Always thought that it would be funny to see a tag team based off brokeback mountain!"
Hiro once again laughed, making suggestive movements, like humping the air, before looking over at Cyrus, and saying 'What fags'! That got a serious boo from the fans, but again, Hiro shrugged it off.
"Shut the ******** up! I told you that we will never come back here again! Shut up!"
Hiro started to scream at the fans, and Cyrus did the same. The fans started a 'Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye" chant! Finally, after a few minutes of the chant, Hiro went back to speaking.
"As I was saying, I saved Mr.Bader, and why do you ask? Because I am offically the body gaurd of the new general manager! Yeah, he hired me because he knew that Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger were gonna lose it and go crazy on him! I mean, come on, 1 vs. 2, thats not fair!"
Hiro laughed out loud once more, looking at Three, and then giving a thumbs up to Cyrus. Of course, the fans booed him.
"So, I came to Cyrus over here a little earlier in the night, and we spoke. I told him a few things, and then Jamie came over. He said, 'Boys, I have an idea. You two are obviously the most important wrestlers on this roster, and you should be treated as such. I want you too join me in ruling this company, and being the stars that you truly are!' I told him yeah, but Mr.Darke over here had to think about it. After some talking, he said he would join us. We told him, go make an impact, and boy did he make one, all at the expence of this loser's d**k!"
Hiro looked down at Three, and spat on his back. He cracked his neck, before pacing around the ring a little bit.
"We then needed a name. We thought about it, and it took awhile to come up with a name. Cyrus said, 'Hey, how about we name ourselves "The Ruthless men?"' Jamie and I looked at each other, and we shared a facepalm that even Captain Kirk would approve of! Anyway, next it was Mr.Bader's turn, and he says, 'We could be "The Destructive Bruisers", thats a cool name!' Now, I thought it was ok, but not for us. Then, it came down to me. I thought, and thought, and finally something hit me. Im a huge Bradshaw fan! I loved his ways in the WWE! I said, 'Jamie Bader's Cabinet'! Jamie liked it, but he said we should make it a little less of a JBL rip off. So, after some planning, about three grams of coke, and five kegs of beer, we came up with something!"
The fans booed the crap that was spewing out of his mouth. One fan yelled, "You are spewing crap from your mouth hole"! Hiro managed to hear that.
"Yeah, well this ******** place is no better then a god damn dirty a** truck stop men's room...whoops, I mean Rosario's house! Sorry there Blade!"
Hiro once again laughed to himself, and he noticed that Three was starting to stir a little.
"I better wrap this up before the imp with gigantism decides to chase after me! Anyway, we decided to name our new stable, "The Kabinet"! Yes, enter Hiro, GM Jamie Bader, and Cyrus Darke, "The Kabinet"! You fans better pray that Mr.Bader has mercy on your poor, pitiful town, because if it where up to me, we would never be in Hickstown ever again! This promo is officially over! End Scene.....Fade to Black........Turn out the Lights"
Hiro takes a long pause, and soaks in the fan's boos, also letting the fans soak in his words.
"....Can you hear me now?"
Hiro dropped his microphone as "White Rabbit" hits. He then looks at Cyrus, and the two exit the ring as refs and security run down the ramp and tend to Three. Hiro smirks as the fans boo him, and he and Cyrus head up the ramp, exiting to the back.
